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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Hitting CDC for free LSU tickets 🙄

 

Yeah... she's gonna flip those. F her

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Hey, CDC, I have this weird growth on my ass. Can you please confirm it's benign or refer me to the correct medical professional? Kaythanksbai!

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Hitting CDC for free LSU tickets 🙄

 

Annnnd... we have a new leader the entitled clubhouse. 

I hope they have machine gun nests surrounding their property in case any Aggies ever get any funny ideas about kidnapping Bevo and/or raping him

Bevo is not a sheep, he is in no danger of aggy rape.
On ‎8‎/‎13‎/‎2019 at 10:36 PM, Machinator said:

 

That makes no sense to me. Every season ticket holder had an opportunity to renew their season tix, which came with that number (however many season tickets they purchased) of LSU tix. What am I missing? What is there to cry about?

Anything above your season ticket number would always be speculative, and demand this year is the highest it's been in a decade. What fuckstick would expect to have his wishes granted?

On 8/1/2019 at 12:08 PM, Pancho said:

Which one of you is this

 

He's bitching about ae$400 ticket price?

I'm a cheap bastid and I don't have a problem with that.

On 8/13/2019 at 10:50 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:

Annnnd... we have a new leader the entitled clubhouse. 

You mean you can’t exchange whining for goods and services? I really should have paid more attention in school 

5 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

He's bitching about ae$400 ticket price?

I'm a cheap bastid and I don't have a problem with that.

And that isn't the University's price. It's the secondary market's price.

Supply and demand, Brandon. Fuck your own face.

On 8/13/2019 at 9:04 PM, Pancho said:

Hitting CDC for free LSU tickets 🙄

 

 

On 8/13/2019 at 10:31 PM, OrangEngr said:

Yeah... she's gonna flip those. F her

 

On 8/13/2019 at 10:50 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:

Annnnd... we have a new leader the entitled clubhouse. 

She's not a Longhorn, she's a toad fan, and she's asking for free tickets to a Longhorn game that is also the hottest non-con intersectional game of the entire college football season.  Wow.

 

On 8/13/2019 at 10:41 PM, OrangEngr said:

Hey, CDC, I have this weird growth on my ass. Can you please confirm it's benign or refer me to the correct medical professional? Kaythanksbai!

Yeah, for that growth he should have tweeted assman c/o The Surly

They used to play that Django Walker song before games in 2008-2010. They really should bring it back. 

40 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

 

Fuck I hate Texas fans sometimes.

9 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

I'll always be fond of SRD girls. I met one at a party on campus. Walked her back to the dorm and she blew me on the front grounds. A few folks even walked right by us. Didn't care. Got bj.

 

1 hour ago, LonghornSean said:

 

Mary out here rocking the Karen haircut because of course

8 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

I'll always be fond of SRD girls. I met one at a party on campus. Walked her back to the dorm and she blew me on the front grounds. A few folks even walked right by us. Didn't care. Got bj.

 

I took one to a party many years ago, but unfortunately we didn’t hit it off. So I took her back to SRD and hit it off with her roommate 

On 8/15/2019 at 6:12 PM, utee94 said:

 

 

She's not a Longhorn, she's a toad fan, and she's asking for free tickets to a Longhorn game that is also the hottest non-con intersectional game of the entire college football season.  Wow.

 

And all she tweets about are “woke” issues, but ironically not aware about how college football tickets work. 

1 hour ago, The University said:

if i was a total dumbass and couldn't understand how football tickets work, i'd look into all the free game watching parties around town. if you want to get out of the heat, the one at acl live looks like a decent option.

https://www.3tenaustin.com/event/1883420-texas-vs-lsu-watch-party-austin/

3tenaustin is small though right??  (maybe 300-400 seats??)

Do we show the game on the LCL stage? If not, that is not a bad idea. Keep them on the lawn after & before the concerts.

15 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Fuck I hate Texas fans social media sometimes.

FIFY.  Poors and dipshits have found their way to every platform.  

Twitter participation is a bold move for anyone in brand leadership.  I signed up to Twitter only for fresh 'croot takes and don't post.

2 hours ago, Goodman said:

Do we show the game on the LCL stage? If not, that is not a bad idea. Keep them on the lawn after & before the concerts.

That's actually a good idea.  Would only help the tailgating scene.

15 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

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1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

What is Black Homecoming, and what makes it an event than can expand to the entire UT “community” (that term irritates me, and get off my lawn while you’re at it).

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Big screen at the ACL Stage is a great idea but it would unnerving because of the delay.

You would hear the crowd from the stadium a few seconds before you would see what actually happened.

32 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Big screen at the ACL Stage is a great idea but it would unnerving because of the delay.

You would hear the crowd from the stadium a few seconds before you would see what actually happened.

Silent disco headphones. 

8 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

What is Black Homecoming, and what makes it an event than can expand to the entire UT “community” (that term irritates me, and get off my lawn while you’re at it).

It's usually produced by the Texas Exes Black Alumni Network.  They throw a big pre and post-game party that extends from the East Mall (centered around MLK statue) to the Alumni Center.  It's typically centered around a mid-season football home game.  The one we went to a few years back was a helluva lot of fun.  

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