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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

 

Free tickets for fans of other schools, doming the stadium, black uniforms, air conditioning, real grass, playing aggy again,  controlling crowd noise...IOW, the usual. 

25 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

"Chris, do you have the influence to get Westcott Eberts fired?"

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

Yeah. Westcott, why are you such a twat?

Why do you give these dumbasses the time of day? Is it for your own amusement or to show the rest of the fans how much dumbasses you have to deal with? Also, why did you agree to speak with this dumbass?

On 8/20/2019 at 7:23 PM, ChickenSandwich said:

Twitter is when we really fell off a cliff as a species. 

It's the one thing that Strong got right. 

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Which one of you is this?

 

Lol, love the scare quotes around “cover up”

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Which one of you is this?

 

 

Don’t they have spam/worthless shit filters on twitter?

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Don’t they have spam/worthless shit filters on twitter?

It would cut traffic on Twitter by 98%.

8 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

I bet Rob has not been in Austin for very long. WE NEED TO COVER UP THE CONSTRUCTION, HYPERRAPID GROWTH IS SUCH AN ABOMINATION

deal with it dude, or move, that's the way it is here

CDC ought to loan Robert a Burnt Orange hard hat to wear to the game to cover his delicate pate.

12 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

It would cut traffic on Twitter by 98%.

 

Then we would all be 2%ers. No thanks.

On 8/20/2019 at 11:04 AM, Machinator said:

 

Pretty sure the school did this on the south lawn when I was there late 90s, with one of those inflatable screens.  

On 8/23/2019 at 6:57 AM, Steamboat1874 said:

But what are we doing to cover the "gap"?

I’m honestly shocked there hasn’t always been an advertisement stretched across it since game 1. 

"when the play is extended into the back of the south endzone due to stretching for a catch, etc, will there be a bouncy cushion the players can use to avoid dropping down into one of the construction holes?"

 

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m honestly shocked there hasn’t always been an advertisement stretched across it since game 1. 

They called this The Plonsky Plan.

Cooler heads prevailed.

I hope they have machine gun nests surrounding their property in case any Aggies ever get any funny ideas about kidnapping Bevo and/or raping him
UC Davis doesn't give a rats ass about Bevo you fucking mindless aggy twatwaffle.

Bevo is not a sheep, he is in no danger of aggy rape.
Swanny dreams big. Whoop, eh Swanny.

A little off topic but did I hear the new aggy AD say during his sideline interview last night that he was "trying to be cordial but is was hard because there were so many people" ?

What in the actual fuck ?

 

8 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

A little off topic but did I hear the new aggy AD say during his sideline interview last night that he was "trying to be abstinent but he was hard because there were so many sheep" ?

What in the actual fuck ?

 

You misheard.

1 minute ago, ConferenceRoom said:

You misheard.

Well that makes much more sense now...thanks for clearing that up.

Man CDC is good at his job. This is the perfect project for Plonsky, where can he send her next?

 

@delconte I know the SEZ is an active construction zone, but can we at least have the construction workers wear safety orange during home games?

 

/s

 

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For the love of all things sacred stop playing that bullshit when the other team has the ball and is lining up.

I refuse to call it music because it is just noise and I am not even at the game but watching on television with the radio audio on.

Horrible.

 

Given that fucked up, piece of shit snake Patterson we should all bow and kiss the ground that Del Conte walks on.  It's night and day.    And we should also allow him to utilize a stun gun on any of these maniacal idiots who ask / request some of the most idiotic shit.  Dear Lord.

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