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2 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

For the love of all things sacred stop playing that bullshit when the other team has the ball and is lining up.

I refuse to call it music because it is just noise and I am not even at the game but watching on television with the radio audio on.

Horrible.

 

 

Was it just me or did the field look more washed out and “used” than I’ve ever seen in a home opener?

I am old so maybe it is my problem but watching the game with my son with the radio broadcast cranked up that shit was awful and annoying even to him.

4 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

Was it just me or did the field look more washed out and “used” than I’ve ever seen in a home opener?

I thought so too, I bet we’re trying to hold on it this turf till the SEZ is competed.

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Dude, take a dive in a vat of battery acid.  

The only thing odd about the subject is your panties getting sideways on the most benign of things.  Jesus.

11 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

How shocking, you've made a lot of enemies.

This shit can't be real.

19 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Chris stop being such a pussy and raising more  pussies.  It’s a dart and a fucking balloon it’s not a gun...    Pretty sure they have “safe zones” for you and your family on campus where you can’t hear any loud noises or see anything bright like a uniform, go there. 

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15 hours ago, RollLeft said:

dude is a saint to deal with so many bitches

Starting to think his genius is in exposing all the bitches to their friends and family. 

Holy cow some of these people are worse than the elementary school kids I teach.

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's like NextDoor for Texas Athletics...

No shit. TCU sloots who could not get into our school now trying to teach us about FB. I hope that chick is fired and forced to live at her parents estate in the hills. 

2 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Holy cow some of these people are worse than the elementary school kids I teach.

Indeed, some of them are even worse than the average surly poster, too!  ;) 

 

8 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Kudos to this guy for saying what many of us are thinking. And to CDC for his total class and patience.

9 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's like NextDoor for Texas Athletics...

No shit.  Cuntness just runs rampant.

A little off topic but did I hear the new aggy AD say during his sideline interview last night that he was "trying to be cordial but is was hard because there were so many people" ?
What in the actual fuck ?
 
The aggy ad gets an erection when he is in a crowd?

Kinky
4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Hey Zack here's a recommendation. Go fuck yourself. 

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