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I talked to CDC before the game.  Asked him a question regarding the Clear service that was supposed to be outside of Gate 25.  He made 3 phone calls to find out what happened.  Told me to wait there, a few minutes later one of his employees came over and explained it was a miscommunication between UT and Clear.  Best AD ever.

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18 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Lol

 

14 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

 

12 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

 

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

 

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Bob, Alex, Zack, Darrell, and Navid are fucking morons.

Funniest part is I’ve met one of them multiple times before, and he doesn’t come off any better in person.

9 minutes ago, Zone Read said:

I talked to CDC before the game.  Asked him a question regarding the Clear service that was supposed to be outside of Gate 25.  He made 3 phone calls to find out what happened.  Told me to wait there, a few minutes later one of his employees came over and explained it was a miscommunication between UT and Clear.  Best AD ever.

Whaaaaat? Fans have to be properly hydrated now too? 

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18 minutes ago, Zone Read said:

I talked to CDC before the game.  Asked him a question regarding the Clear service that was supposed to be outside of Gate 25.  He made 3 phone calls to find out what happened.  Told me to wait there, a few minutes later one of his employees came over and explained it was a miscommunication between UT and Clear.  Best AD ever.

So will there be Clear next week?

What is the seating issue? It’s my understanding the earlier you get there the better the seat? 

Just go to the fuckin game you fuckin fucks.  Get there early and leave your bitchassedness at home. 

It's fucking game day. Don't look for a reason to bitch. Bitches

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2 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

What is the seating issue? It’s my understanding the earlier you get there the better the seat? 

Demolition of the SEZ (plus increased demand) has created a real crunch for student seating. Overflow sections were designated but not well-communicated.

In addition, we have a bunch of spoiled brats in our fanbase (as this thread illustrates).

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Demolition of the SEZ (plus increased demand) has created a real crunch for student seating. Overflow sections were designated but not well-communicated.

In addition, we have a bunch of spoiled brats in our fanbase (as this thread illustrates).

Right. I feel like the entitlement issue is the biggest. I was at the game Saturday and I get maybe the communication wasn’t good, but to complain about not being close is weak.

With the GA student seating, they clearly need wristbands distributed so people can get back to their seats after taking a piss or getting concessions but sounds like that didn't happen effectively Saturday

 

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11 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

With the GA student seating, they clearly need wristbands distributed so people can get back to their seats after taking a piss or getting concessions but sounds like that didn't happen effectively Saturday

 

Ah gotcha

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

So they are allowed?

If you are serious...

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1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Lol

Bob Wunderlick was the head coach at Dallas Jesuit in the 90s

Fuck that noise. I want the biggest heavy machinery we can find parked there for game day. Massive bulldozers, steamrollers and shit like that. Set the tone for what our defense is going to do. Hell, paint a 7, 19, 25 and 46 on them

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3 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

dear Zach, go root for fuckin' Oregon

And Joshua (post #3017) can find a home at aggy or Pedo State.

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Each time I read this thread I'm reminded how awesome CDC is. His passion, total commitment and competence in the job are spectacular. Coming on the heels of the dude who was one of the worst AD's in the history of the NCAA, well, it's kind of a mind fuck. 

35 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Hand out some ear plugs to those pansies.  

I’d vote for CDC showing up, firing off a few rounds into the air Old West movie lawman style, popping a balloon to demonstrate the difference, and walking out with a menacing scowl.

Beth:  Here's an idea.  Whether you're truly scared or just being a drama queen, you now know the popping sound coming from that area is from a balloon.  It's your fucking fault if you continue to stress about it.

 

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10 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

I think Zack just realized he was not having a private conversation with CDC and now the world knows what a bitch he is.

I can't imagine what type of shit he'll get after we beat LSU. The stadium is going to be Armageddon on every front, good luck to anyone expecting good service at this one.

his reply to all these tweets should be:

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Dear Mr. Cox so and so:

Attached is a letter tweet that we received on November 19, 1974. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters tweets. 

Very truly yours, 

CLEVELAND STADIUM CORP. 

James N. Bailey,
General Counsel

cc: Arthur B. Modell

 

Rumor has it his band is playing at Stubb's on Friday night.  

 

 

13 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

"You know what else was never a problem, Paul? The fucking students wouldn't get to the games early and we didn't have home-field advantage.  GFYB.  CDC out."

On 9/2/2019 at 11:29 AM, SwanderedTalent said:

dear Zach, go root for fuckin' Oregon

Zach, we get exactly what you are saying. You DO want us to change our uniforms for a game to a color that is not, nor was it ever one of our school colors. I will rip your fucking face off and shove it up your ass.

I hope you’re sterile, but it probably doesn’t matter anyway. Root for anyone else, please. 

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

I will rip your fucking face off and shove it up your ass.

this doesn't get used enough

1 hour ago, tjhooker said:

You haven't really lived until you have camped out for ou tix for the student pull in the pigeon shit and bat guano infested west ramps. 

Those are some of my fondest memories of my time on the forty acres.  What a party it was.

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