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I would much prefer "go fuck yourself".
Daniel certainly earned it.
I'll bet Daniel is a die hard NFL fan and think Jerry World is a perfect football setting.


Somebody later on in the thread said Jerryworld was the best place to watch football. People are fucking stupid.
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CDC should have responded - "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm Chris Del Conte, the current AD.  You must have been looking for Steve Patterson.  He's moved on."

1 minute ago, ConferenceRoom said:

 


Somebody later on in the thread said Jerryworld was the best place to watch football. People are fucking stupid.

 

That is the most soulless, empty shell of a venue I've ever seen.  Perfect for Dallas.

If they ever do decide to leave the Cotton Bowl, I'd rather have it go to home and home.

F Jerry World.

26 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

If they ever do decide to leave the Cotton Bowl, I'd rather have it go to home and home.

F Jerry World.

No.  Just no.  Anybody responsible for ever making that decision should be drawn and quartered.

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I can see Daniel waving goodbye... just before I bury the hatchet in his skull.  God... it looks like Daniel, must be the blood as he cries.

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

No.  Just no.  Anybody responsible for ever making that decision should be drawn and quartered.

Agreed, but that place really needs some money put into it.

50 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Agreed, but that place really needs some money put into it.

They did. It's fine for one game per year. 

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

They did. It's fine for one game per year. 

Yup.  The city of Dallas put a lot of money into it.  North and South upper decks are pretty nice, north and south concourses are a huge improvement.  Bathrooms still need work that's for sure though.

3 hours ago, Cajun said:

 

I'll bet Daniel is a die hard NFL fan and think Jerry World is a perfect football setting.

Probably, and I also bet he's never actually been to a TX-OU game at the Cotton Bowl.

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2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Agreed, but that place really needs some money put into it.

Been going for 20 years and they’ve put a lot of money into it already.  There are things they can improve but let’s not imply that it’s a rundown stadium.

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Yup.  The city of Dallas put a lot of money into it.  North and South upper decks are pretty nice, north and south concourses are a huge improvement.  Bathrooms still need work that's for sure though.

Something doesn’t really need to be pristine for me to piss on it. 

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3 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Agreed, but that place really needs some money put into it.

It has had money put into it you dingleberry. About 60 million dollars. And it’s fine. It’s all about that which was once good and true about college football. It’s about watching a game in an intimate setting and not all the stupid pussy creature comforts our douchebag wine and cheese crowd needs to half pay attention to a game. It’s 4 fucking hours in October and it’s perfect. 

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2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

It has had money put into you dingleberry. About 60 million dollars. And it’s fine. It’s all about that was once good and true about college football. It’s about watching a game in an intimate setting and not all the stupid pussy creature comforts our douchebag wine and cheese crowd needs to half pay attention to a game. It’s 4 fucking hours in October and it’s perfect. 

AMEN

7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

It has had money put into you dingleberry. About 60 million dollars. And it’s fine. It’s all about that which was once good and true about college football. It’s about watching a game in an intimate setting and not all the stupid pussy creature comforts our douchebag wine and cheese crowd needs to half pay attention to a game. It’s 4 fucking hours in October and it’s perfect. 

Yep.  100% this.

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

Daniel no

 

fuck you Daniel

4 hours ago, Cajun said:

That is the most soulless, empty shell of a venue I've ever seen.  Perfect for Dallas.

The Cotton Bowl is in Dallas, whereas JerryWorld is not.

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They are the "Dallas" Cowboys.

You see my point.

14 minutes ago, mdmost said:

It has had money put into it you dingleberry. About 60 million dollars. And it’s fine. It’s all about that which was once good and true about college football. It’s about watching a game in an intimate setting and not all the stupid pussy creature comforts our douchebag wine and cheese crowd needs to half pay attention to a game. It’s 4 fucking hours in October and it’s perfect. 

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20 minutes ago, mdmost said:

It has had money put into it you dingleberry. About 60 million dollars. And it’s fine. It’s all about that which was once good and true about college football. It’s about watching a game in an intimate setting and not all the stupid pussy creature comforts our douchebag wine and cheese crowd needs to half pay attention to a game. It’s 4 fucking hours in October and it’s perfect. 

Attending a game at the Cotton Bowl is like going back in time to the 80s or earlier.  Sure there is some advertising, but it's nothing like the constant barrage we get at Memorial Stadium.  Every year I'm astonished at the contrast, it's so pleasant to go to a game at the CB, to hear a stadium announcer communicating minimally, with few advertisements, actually hearing the bands, hearing the cheerleaders.  It's astonishing.

Jerryworld is at the complete opposite end of the spectrum.  Forget that noise.

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6 minutes ago, runthebone said:


Daniel's New Year resolution should be not to be such a stupid asshole.

Like my diet resolutions, this won’t last long

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On 12/28/2019 at 4:27 PM, Cajun said:

That is the most soulless, empty shell of a venue I've ever seen.  Perfect for Dallas.

"The most evil and depraved of places...Dallas!"

Guys, please do not alert the authorities but I have just returned from Daniel's home, where I murdered him to death

On 12/28/2019 at 2:37 PM, utee94 said:

Daniel Espinoza seems like he sucks.

His question is idiotic for many reasons, but the thing that stuck out to me was the "small" comment about the Cotton Bowl.  It seats 92K, while Jerryworld only has actual seats for ~80K.  What a complete dumbass.

Daniel is very probably a lard ass who can't fit into the smaller concourses and seats at the Cotton Bowl. 

The Fort Worth Police Department has been overwhelmed by calls to do a wellness check on Daniel Espinoza.  

Drawing and quartering need to come back into fashion.

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I don't know who Beau Martin is, but I'm 100% sure he is a communist who hates America, apple pie, and Ann Margaret.

I approve of the use of the term “candy up” in this case

Beau Martin believes the moon landing was fake, and provides evidence from a video that, unbeknownst to him, is satirical.

 

Back in the day those kind of idiots were called “crackpots”.

50 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Drawing and quartering need to come back into fashion.

CDC is on point on this topic.

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

CDC is on point on this topic.

Couldn't have given a better answer unless it was-

"Go DIAF aggy."

On 1/9/2020 at 5:23 PM, SwanderedTalent said:

Guys, please do not alert the authorities but I have just returned from Daniel's home, where I murdered him to death

Why get your hands dirty?  Just leave him in Fair Park.

These are Russians who are tweeting him

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

I love staying traditional with uniforms, but is this actually costing us top recruits? Does anyone really know?

 

 

 

19 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Brandon is an imbecile.

He'd actually have a better argument for black uniforms if it was 20 years ago, because then he would have at least been on the cutting edge of an unfortunate trend instead of lagging behind it, years after it jumped the shark. (Still nowhere close to a good argument, but a better one.)

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10 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

I love staying traditional with uniforms, but is this actually costing us top recruits? Does anyone really know?

 

 

 

Losing to TCU and Iowa St and Baylor costs us top recruits. 

15 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

I love staying traditional with uniforms, but is this actually costing us top recruits? Does anyone really know?

 

 

 

Ask alabama. 

CDC missing some opportunities here. Needs to start some polls - thinking Yes/No for Orange pants, Yes/No for Capes and color choices for Yes/Capes (Orange, White, Black, Other). Prolly need to check pulse on Orange Turf, too.

16 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Back in the day those kind of idiots were called “crackpots”.

"Fuckin' Kook" would also have been accepted.

anyone want to respond to Tim here 

2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Brandon is an imbecile.

He'd actually have a better argument for black uniforms if it was 20 years ago, because then he would have at least been on the cutting edge of an unfortunate trend instead of lagging behind it, years after it jumped the shark. (Still nowhere close to a good argument, but a better one.)

Sorry dude. We had black uniforms over 50 years ago in high school. 

 Our colors were orange and black.

Yeah, special home uniforms are what caused the 2010's to be the second worst decade in Longhorn football history.  

It falls almost exclusively on our complacency from top to bottom and the assertion because we are Texas, we will continue to be great at football.  

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