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Is there still enough money in the wreath fund for a lovely arrangement made with dildos and with fresh wet wipes as the baby's breath? 

44 posrep?  i'm doing this whole thing wrong

2 hours ago, TornACL said:

Is there still enough money in the wreath fund for a lovely arrangement made with dildos and with fresh wet wipes as the baby's breath? 

How much do these cost, @Mitch Cumsteen?

7 hours ago, TornACL said:

Is there still enough money in the wreath fund for a lovely arrangement made with dildos and with fresh wet wipes as the baby's breath? 

There wasn’t, but a well-known coach who wishes to remain nameless has graciously stepped forward to ensure that it happens.

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I feel like you should have put R. I. P. in the title because we all know what he’s into now and he may have tried and been ripped.

  • 2 weeks later...

I have tried to get a few of my closest friends to join up here, dudes with a similar sense of humor as the collective and are Longhorns...maybe they don’t trust a Poke suggesting a mostly Texas-themed site, or maybe it’s because my recanting of the latest hilarious anecdote ends with shit like ‘...but he posted a link to BestHugeCocks!’ while I double over laughing.  

Well, you get an A for effort. Just don’t show them Vic’s chick thread.

On 2/9/2020 at 7:23 PM, Homercles said:

I have tried to get a few of my closest friends to join up here, dudes with a similar sense of humor as the collective and are Longhorns...maybe they don’t trust a Poke suggesting a mostly Texas-themed site, or maybe it’s because my recanting of the latest hilarious anecdote ends with shit like ‘...but he posted a link to BestHugeCocks!’ while I double over laughing.  

I learned a long time ago that sharing surly humor with outsiders will usually get you put on the "do not invite to parties" list.

Especially sharing dick butt memes on group chats. 

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My social circle believes Surly is one of the most negative swirling vortexes on the planet. They are probably right.

6 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

My social circle believes Surly is one of the most negative swirling vortexes on the planet. They are probably right.

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8 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

My social circle believes Surly is one of the most negative swirling vortexes on the planet. They are probably right.

I mean the nasty stuff stays in recruiting and cr.

On 2/13/2020 at 6:55 AM, Dbeasy said:

My social circle believes Surly is one of the most negative swirling vortexes on the planet. They are probably right.

So your social circle are a bunch of lurkers or have they registered? 

4 minutes ago, Hate said:

So your social circle are a bunch of lurkers or have they registered? 

I read that first as “sewing circle” For some reason and I think that’s still accurate. 

So your social circle are a bunch of lurkers or have they registered? 


They’ve all done drive-bys and concluded they’d be better off driving off.

Any particular thread or did they just go to the CR? 

On February 12, 2020 at 7:52 PM, MissingInAction said:

I learned a long time ago that sharing surly humor with outsiders will usually get you put on the "do not invite to parties" list.

Especially sharing dick butt memes on group chats. 

The stupid wives thread is a good source of material to share with friends. And we've all shared the Christmas lights story, right?

  • 2 weeks later...

It should be trivially easy for the moderator to figure out which of the accounts created after the pegging link incident is NowThis. Trivially easy.

On 2/13/2020 at 6:55 AM, Dbeasy said:

My social circle believes Surly is one of the most negative swirling vortexes on the planet. They are probably right.

My social circle has no idea surly exists.

It’s better not to disturb their illusion.

On 2/13/2020 at 1:55 PM, Dbeasy said:

My social circle believes Surly is one of the most negative swirling vortexes on the planet. They are probably right.

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