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I don’t give a tupenny fuck about your moral conundrum you meat-headed shit-sack

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Everything you see belongs to me, to one degree or another. The beggars and newsboys and quick thieves here in Paradise, the sailor dives and gin mills and blind tigers on the waterfront, the anglers and amusers, the she-hes and the Chinks. Everybody owes, everybody pays. Because that's how you stand up against the rising of the tide.

That was bloody Shakespearean. You know who Shakespeare was, sonny? He's the fella that wrote the King James Bible.

That document makes you a citizen and this one makes you a soldier in the Union army. Now get out there and serve your country 

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You know how I stayed alive this long? Fear.

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The appearance of the law must be upheld! Especially while it’s being broken.

That's a wound...

 

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What’ll it be, rib or chop, loin or shank?

Can’t stop watching on Netflix.

Great, great dialogue.  Coens, Tarantino and the best 30s and 40s  fast-talkin, high-pants-wearin movies meets Bill Shakespeare.

DD-L just flatout commands the screen in every film.  And it's tuppenny with two p's, I believe.

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