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Tom Brady’s future 94 members have voted

  1. 1. Where will he play?

    • New england
      50
    • Somewhere else
      44

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1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

Not a Yankees fan but also like this one…

Mariano Rivera has pitched in more postseason game than any pitcher ever. There are more men who have walked on the moon (12) than men who have scored an earned run off of Rivera in the postseason (11)….

I was at Cooperstown the day he was inducted in the HoF. He seems like a good dude.

7 Super Bowls is insane. Will Allen, Mahomes, Herbert, and Burrow win that many combined? Might be one of the most untouchable records in sports 

18 minutes ago, Helobious said:

 

Pooooooooooooooor Aaaaaaaaaadam

Adam Sphincter is now reporting that Brady's retirement is official, but that Brady didn't want some prickass piece of shit sleezeball reporter blowing his announcement before he was ready. 

Edited by DougO

Adam is like the son of a professional franchise owner. A 5”6” asshole who walks around the facility like he built it..

Retiring or no, this was great…

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Well NOW it is official.  For those who were hoping he would spite the media and come back for another season for jumping his announcement. 

Interesting he didn’t mention the patriots at all in his retirement letter. 
Saw that also. The 30 for 30 on what and why brady left NE is going to be a story. Not one mention of anything related to his time there. Not even Patriots nation. If ya read that it sounds like he only played in Tampa

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Interesting he didn’t mention the patriots at all in his retirement letter. 

That’s what I thought…weird…
Discuss
 

Brady is number 1. To go to ten championship games out of 22 seasons in a league built for parity is absolute domination. Like Tiger winning 40 majors. Secretariat winning the Belmont 5 times. That horse is still the greatest athlete that ever lived.

Brady not only announced his retirement but then dunks on Ohio State out the door:

 

4 hours ago, Tailgate said:

Interesting he didn’t mention the patriots at all in his retirement letter. 

Settle down, he gave them a public thank you

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxsports.com.au/nfl/nfl-2022-tom-brady-retires-reaction-tampa-bay-buccaneers-new-england-patriots-super-bowls-won-career-records-bill-belichick/news-story/1e7f75c82d271dd3e0cbccf50dc410ae

6 Super Bowls not enough? Those fans need a personal shout out?

4 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Discuss

 

Bill Russell won 11 in 13 seasons and is regarded as one of the greatest defensive players of all-time. Jabbar is the NBA all-time leading scorer, and won six, like Jordan. He says "greatest career", not greatest player. 

4 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Discuss

 

Seems like he’s not a hockey fan or doesn’t have Google. Gretzky has like 10 different untouchable Hank Aaron type records of like the 60+ that he owns. He’s the Great One because there won’t be another. He dominated his sport more than any of these other guys

3 hours ago, The Dog said:

Don't worry Jets, you'll still suck:

 

I heard that in Stewie’s voice from this clip 

 

Well February has been Tom Brady month for half his NFL tenure, so...

  • 1 month later...

Tell me this fucking asshole didn’t just tweet out he’s coming back.  Fuck 2022. Better be drunk and joking 

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Edited by Sgt Hulk

Bwahaha awesome. Wonder if the loser insiders that tried to be the first to break the story first gave the [emoji238] extra drive

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He’s already sick of Giselle’s shit.

Lol at the dude that paid 518K for Tom’s final td pass hahahahab

Edited by Sgt Hulk

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Lol at the dude that laid 518K for Tom’s final td pass hahahahab

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

He’s already sick of Giselle’s shit.

 

AAOP 2018-19: I've made a huge mistake. - Amazin' Avenue

Not terribly surprised he's coming back, but he didnt even make it to April, lulz.

Edited by Blotto

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

He’s already sick of Giselle’s shit.

Or the other way around 

Corksoaker couldn’t stand Selection Sunday getting all the attention. 

25 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

He’s already sick of Giselle’s shit.

This.  Anything to stay away from raising kids and listening to his wife's deep thoughts on the benefits of regular colon hydrotherapy.

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Brett Favre thinks Tom’s too wishy-washy.  

Meh. It was the most obvious, "I don't want to fucking retire; my wife wants me to" announcement ever. He's never been wishy-washy about his desires to keep playing.

Probably sat at home and thought, "Im bored as fuck" and decided to come back. Life is hard after you stop doing what you are best at. 

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