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  • Here’s the thing: I’m not jazzed about Pete or Biden or Bloomberg.  But if the various Dem factions are going to demand perfection from their candidate, then we’re going to lose again to a Republican

  • Just got done reading this entire thread.  Your hate warms my heart.  Y'all like bacon?  Then shut the fuck up and tolerate our political absurdity.

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#903
Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

We were told Bern wound bring a tidal wave of new voters.  Total turnout seems flat and he’s at 25%.

Yes, you've made this point already

#904
33 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 

 

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As a brief aside, this movie came out when I was a freshman in college and all of them looked old as fuck when it first released. Now I think Paul Rudd looks young here and it hurts my soul.

#905
2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

We were told Bern wound bring a tidal wave of new voters.  Total turnout seems flat and he’s at 25%.

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Not a tidal wave, but encouraging numbers from the age groups Bernie is going to need going forward. Also, fuck you. 

#907
5 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

We were told Bern wound bring a tidal wave of new voters.  Total turnout seems flat and he’s at 25%.

you're the kid that reminded the teacher she forgot to pick up the homework, aren't you?

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#909
7 minutes ago, Calihorn said:

Yes, you've made this point already

The band's got one song, OK? Let 'em play it.

#910
31 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Warren and Klobacher not doing as well as I expected.  Biden doing better. That won't make anyone suspicious. 

Don't count out Biden.  He took out Corn Pop.  Who was a bad dude.

#911
4 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

As a brief aside, this movie came out when I was a freshman in college and all of them looked old as fuck when it first released. Now I think Paul Rudd looks young here and it hurts my soul.

dude is aging better than tom cruise

#913

Jesus who made that infographic? They couldn't make the look and feel between the 2016 and 2020 boxes the same or at least remotely similar? Fuck's sake.

#915
8 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

So, we’re going to pin our hopes on young voters, who are notoriously unreliable?

Have you contacted any of the campaigns to consult with them? I would think deep insights like this would have them banging down your door. 

#916
Just now, Hank Scorpio said:

Have you contacted any of the campaigns to consult with them? I would think deep insights like this would have them banging down your door. 

In other words, trust the coaches.

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#918
13 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

https://twitter.com/kburton40/status/1224820946315419648

Don't think the consultant guy who schemed to raise bread prices will get her support. Just a guess. 

Schemers live and die by their schemes. 

Here’s the thing: I’m not jazzed about Pete or Biden or Bloomberg.  But if the various Dem factions are going to demand perfection from their candidate, then we’re going to lose again to a Republican Party content to unite behind retarded Satan.  

#919
5 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Here’s the thing: I’m not jazzed about Pete or Biden or Bloomberg.  But if the various Dem factions are going to demand perfection from their candidate, then we’re going to lose again to a Republican Party content to unite behind retarded Satan.  

Bingo.

#922
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah....heard that on the drive in, and it just further cements my opinion that we're irreversibly fucked.  It's not just her.  There's an army of "her."  She is us.  That's the dominant voice in this country -- not only do they not care if the president doesn't make their lives better, hell, not only do they not care if he makes it WORSE....the only metric of success is whether he makes someone ELSE suffer.

Our new national motto sure ain't "e pluribus unum" - it's "misery loves company."

There's no recovery from this.  It's one thing to shoot yourself in the dick.  It's quite another to celebrate doing so and cocking the hammer back to shoot it again and again.

Voice of reason, folks.  He’s been saying for 3 years now that the grand experiment is over. He’s the after credits scene in Ferris bueller. 

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#923

Pete played the game smart and got his electoral college win. He didn't make the rules, so why would we expect him to not play by them?

(So far, we'll see how it ends up.)

In every meaningful sense, though, Bernie won. First ballot AND second ballot.

#924
3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Voice of reason, folks.  He’s been saying for 3 years now that the grand experiment is over. He’s the after credits scene in Ferris bueller. 

1) funny you bring Ferris Bueller up -- it was on cable this weekend, and I caught the last 15 minutes or so.  Hadn't seen any of it in ages.

2) it reminded me how attractive Mia Sara was back in the day.

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#926

This is a huge warning sign against the privatization of vital government functions. 

#927
1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

This is a huge warning sign against the privatization of vital government functions. 

QFT.  There are quite a few functions that absolutely should remain in the public domain.

#929
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

QFT.  There are quite a few functions that absolutely should remain in the public domain.

That ship has sailed, sadly.

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#932
2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

That ship has sailed, sadly.

Bernie gonna rebuild the damn ships.

#934
2 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

We understand the problem - and it has plagued the Party for some time now. 

https://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2020/02/iowa-democrats-and-elite-incompetence.html

 

Dumb article. The top 10 percent is equally divided between dem and republican. Its the top .001 percent who are all republican who are fucking all of us over, whether you be in the top 10 percent, “managerial class” whatever that means, outside it, republican or dem. Its up to a majority of the country to recognize and deal with that, not one half of the top 10 percent. 

#937
1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

Can anyone explain why Shaun King gets a pass on pretending to be a black person?  

His biological father is black.

#938
4 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Someone play the Curb theme

 

That nerd should have been smacked around for flipping a coin like that.

#939
5 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Can anyone explain why Shaun King gets a pass on pretending to be a black person?  

Can you explain why you post here? Please don’t actually respond, no one cares. 

#941
49 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Have you contacted any of the campaigns to consult with them? I would think deep insights like this would have them banging down your door. 

Ginsburg is 86 and has cancer but let's take the strategy that has won the majority of the past elections and a landslide in 2018 and just throw it out the window.  This would be like the Supreme Court hanging in the balance and the Republican Party saying "Let's give this Ron Paul thing a try."

 

#942
6 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Can you explain why you post here? Please don’t actually respond, no one cares. 

 

#945
15 minutes ago, F250 said:

That nerd should have been smacked around for flipping a coin like that.

Lol the cognitive dissonance in real time by the goofs surrounding him was so STUNNING AND BRAVE

#947
4 minutes ago, Zavala said:

 

Lol

 

3 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Lol the cognitive dissonance in real time by the goofs surrounding him was so STUNNING AND BRAVE

Did you seriously just post something and then go check to see if it was already posted after you posted it?

You know you did that backwards, right?  I mean obviously your only motivation is to troll this thread, but at least be less of a dummy about it. 

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#949
Just now, Huckleberry said:

 

Did you seriously just post something and then go check to see if it was already posted after you posted it?

You know you did that backwards, right?  I mean obviously your only motivation is to troll this thread, but at least be less of a dummy about it. 

Actually no, I had the guy blocked who posted it so I didn't see it until opening quotes of replies. Maybe take a chill pill, your boy Gary Johnson still isn't out of it this cycle!

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#950
1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

I want a YouTube supercut of all the coin flips

 

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