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24 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

Sanders with 1 in florida. Wow. 

The olds clearly don't want socialist bernie to take away their social security and medicare.

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If that's retired old people who are snowbirds that's 100% unsurprising.

Also Biden is fucked if he's not even winning the olds in Florida. That is shocking to me.

Just now, GSU&UT said:

Also Biden is fucked if he's not even winning the olds in Florida. That is shocking to me.

If there's any pertinent info from that Florida caucus, this might be it. 

 

Could we finally see the Biden implosion many have been expecting for months?  A fourth or fifth place finish in Iowa would be hard for him to overcome. 

NYTimes just released a round of voting

  1. Klobuchar 32%
  2. Pete 26.3%
  3. Biden 18.9%

I thought the caucuses started at 7 so no idea where they got those numbers from. The numbers from first ballot to final ballot are interesting. Warren and Bernie voters went to Klobuchar and Pete.

22 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2020/president/fl/florida_democratic_presidential_primary-6847.html

Biden has a massive lead in Florida as of January 28, and Bloomberg has more support there than Sanders.
 

The nomination will be over by then.

California matters since it moved up. Sanders has a big lead there now that Biden is fading. 

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2020/president/ca/california_democratic_primary-6879.html

The real caucuses don't start until 7pm central time

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NYTimes just released a round of voting
  1. Klobuchar 32%
  2. Pete 26.3%
  3. Biden 18.9%
I thought the caucuses started at 7 so no idea where they got those numbers from. The numbers from first ballot to final ballot are interesting. Warren and Bernie voters went to Klobuchar and Pete.
Scroll up. That's the Florida satellite results previously mentioned.

I saw that post but the numbers are different. Wasn't sure if they were the same but you're probably right. My bad.

23 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

NYTimes just released a round of voting

  1. Klobuchar 32%
  2. Pete 26.3%
  3. Biden 18.9%

I thought the caucuses started at 7 so no idea where they got those numbers from. The numbers from first ballot to final ballot are interesting. Warren and Bernie voters went to Klobuchar and Pete.

 

this is such a bonkers system 😂 fun to watch 

Caucuses are just whose supporters are the loudest and most annoying. 

Oh that’s why Bernie kills them 

As someone who is genuinely paying attention to this part of the process for the first time, I have one question: What the fuck?

i'm fully in favor of a system like this...

 

as long as it's limited to a random state or two.  like iowa.

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11 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

As someone who is genuinely paying attention to this part of the process for the first time, I have one question: What the fuck?

It's intended to be a community event where people gather collectively. There's a lot to recommend here.

Also, you get shit like this which is hilarious.

"FUCKIN' YANG GANG BITCH! WOOOO! Wait what we have to like live here?"

holy shit that's hilarious

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Oooh I didn't know the DNC had changed the delegate math in Iowa to bias against the college counties (which, in Iowa, are also the most diverse counties).

What a dogshit organization.

Shame.

 

Joe Biden’s 2020 campaign is the modern equivalent of a 1988 Motley Crue tour.  Hide your daughters, America.


Your statement is flat out malarkey.
11 minutes ago, Zavala said:

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Hahahaha goddammit joe

6 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Joe Biden’s 2020 campaign is the modern equivalent of a 1988 Motley Crue tour.  Hide his granddaughters, America.

FIFY

7 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

Hahahaha goddammit joe

What would a "Body Language Expert" say about the granddaughter touching the hem of her skirt?

cringe

I’m confused. Voters all have to run into these rooms during this thirty minute window? What about people that work during this time?

If Pete has a really bad showing tonight he should be thrown into Gitmo for the stupid High Hopes dance bullshit.  I mean it probably wasn't his idea but somebody has to pay.

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1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

I’m confused. Voters all have to run into these rooms during this thirty minute window? What about people that work during this time?

That's what these early satellite caucuses are. You sign up early if there's a conflict and you want to caucus.

21 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I’m confused. Voters all have to run into these rooms during this thirty minute window? What about people that work during this time?

Free thousand bucks quit your job Yang Gang bro!

It's literally going "basic" from Starship Troopers lol

CNN currently interviewing people from different candidates asking them what they will do if their candidate isn’t the eventual nominee. 100% said vote for the democrat no matter what.

42 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Oooh I didn't know the DNC had changed the delegate math in Iowa to bias against the college counties (which, in Iowa, are also the most diverse counties).

What a dogshit organization.

Shame.

 

The rules are always getting changed against poor mistreated Bernie.  Maybe he should have someone on his staff raise hell about it before the rules are changed instead of just bitching, whining and moaning about it after the fact.

 

Regarding the Iowan olds in Florida, do they also get to vote in Florida? Or can they not participate in the caucus if they are registered in Florida?

Final guess - Sanders, Warren, Pete, and Biden. Biden gets eaten alive by the media for his poor showing and Pow Wow Chow is crowned as the “real” winner. 

13 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Regarding the Iowan olds in Florida, do they also get to vote in Florida? Or can they not participate in the caucus if they are registered in Florida?

I'd assume they're just vacationing and are registered to only vote in Iowa.

16 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Final guess - Sanders, Warren, Pete, and Biden. Biden gets eaten alive by the media for his poor showing and Pow Wow Chow Corn Pop is crowned as the “real” winner. 

Fixed.

2 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

They selected Tiger Woods on the first ballot.   The Asian caucus went with Wu Tang Clan.

Haha. Black cock ass. 

The exit and entry polls are going to be wrong, bigly.

Good thing is that by tomorrow all these news trucks will have bounced and the rest of the country can go back to not giving a shit about Iowa and their weird cock ass system.

3 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

 

The "olds" have will put Sanders over the top in Florida. 

 

3 hours ago, GSU&UT said:

If that's retired old people who are snowbirds that's 100% unsurprising.

 

3 hours ago, GSU&UT said:

Also Biden is fucked if he's not even winning the olds in Florida. That is shocking to me.

Biden beats Sanders 41-15 in the D primary question in that poll, FWIW (not much, any way you look at it).

5 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Good thing is that by tomorrow all these news trucks will have bounced and the rest of the country can go back to not giving a shit about Iowa and their weird cock ass system.

There ya go.

The numbers they showed from one of the college campuses was sanders - 45, warren - 29, Pete - 9, yang - 7, Biden - 3. 

I just flipped to CNN for a few minutes and the combination of this system and Wolf Blitzer is an overload of dumb

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