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#1151
15 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Cool. Great.

Good.

lol

Bernie needs to release his full dataset.

Well that seems...problematic.  Fucking morons.

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#1153

Biden's camp may have legitimate claim to doubt all these results and file a lawsuit lol.

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#1154
Just now, GSU&UT said:

Biden's camp may have legitimate claim to doubt all these results and file a lawsuit lol.

I'm trying very hard not to be that guy.

But they're making it hard not to be that guy.

#1155

Iowa will be relegated to a June caucus in 2024/28. JFC. 

#1157
3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Iowa will be relegated to a June caucus in 2024/28. JFC. 

to continue the superbowl analogy, this would be like if it took 3 days to find out who won.  and then at the end, they said it was the patriots.

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#1158

I had seen the Black Hawk results going around social media before this, so ... is this just what got caught? Is it a coincidence that the county that had its results on social media was ALSO the county that the IDP is having to issue a correction about?

Tin foil hats don't look good on me. They clash with my eyes.

Please... for the love of god.

#1159
1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

I had seen the Black Hawk results going around social media before this, so ... is this just what got caught? Is it a coincidence that the county that had its results on social media was ALSO the county that the IDP is having to issue a correction about?

I fucking hope so

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#1160

Even their explanation of "OOPS WE ACCIDENTALLY GAVE THE NON-PETES VOTES TO STEYER AND PATRICK!" doesn't add up.

And this is just 1 county that we happened to have independent verification of via social media.

This is seriously on a razor's edge. This party might functionally die before the convention even happens.

#1161

I can’t believe they didn’t fit this story into Veep

#1163
Just now, bad_teammate said:

I'm going to need a book about this, please.

This is 2020. It’ll be a 30 tweet longcat instead 

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#1165
26 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Looks like they just corrected. Bernie back in front in final voting and closer to Pete in SDEs

Bros, to IDP/DNC

 

#1168

Cancel Iowa. Give New Hampshire double votes if they don’t manage to fuck it up

#1170

Cancel Iowa. Give New Hampshire double votes if they don’t manage to fuck it up

#1173
44 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

We need to establish a relegation system for states. 

Iowa out. Puerto Rico in 

#1174
On 2/3/2020 at 8:21 AM, Hank Kingsley said:

I'm just relieved that primary voting starts today. A whole fucking year of candidates campaigning in Iowa finally ends. 

cursed post 

 

#1175
22 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

nothing like being late and inaccurate.

tell me this isn't a government operation.

It isn't a government operation.

#1176
57 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Cancel Iowa. Give New Hampshire double votes if they don’t manage to fuck it up

 

36 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Cancel Iowa. Give New Hampshire double votes if they don’t manage to fuck it up

Hmm...

#1182
2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Hmm...

What a plot twist that sock pairing would be.

#1184

It’s really hard to fuck up this bad. It’s not like it’s the first time Iowa had a caucus. I get the app didn’t work, but they had the numbers written down on paper, shouldn’t they just have reverted to the process they used for years where they had the results out in hours?

 

 

 

#1186
17 minutes ago, sachick said:

It’s really hard to fuck up this bad. It’s not like it’s the first time Iowa had a caucus. I get the app didn’t work, but they had the numbers written down on paper, shouldn’t they just have reverted to the process they used for years where they had the results out in hours?

 

 

 

From what I heard the day after, they used to phone in a lot of results and they also committed to showing all the counts this years instead of these SDEs at the end of it all. There was nowhere near enough backup phone lines and then they went into I guess verifying all this by hand (which they've screwed up evidently).

#1188
29 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

It's odd that these mistakes are all going against Bernie.

Bad luck, chaps!

 

It’s odd that a random unverified twitter account is spreading unverified information and then some hack spreads it here. It’s like a troll farms wet dream.

#1189
3 minutes ago, GW Hayduke said:

It’s odd that a random unverified twitter account is spreading unverified information and then some hack spreads it here. It’s like a troll farms wet dream.

Hi, this is a verified account who agrees.

 

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#1191

A link to NYTimes and a photo from the caucus? That's Putin shit.

Looking at numbers and seeing they are obviously fucked up?
Pure KGB.

GW needs to either kill me or fuck me, because he's neck deep in his feelings about me.

#1192

You’re just such a whiny bitch man. It’s not all a conspiracy against Bernie. These are morons. They fucked up.  It will get fixed. 

#1193

That's a bad look if true. With how incompetent Iowa has been through this whole process, though, it's easy to buy that it's a mistake. Never attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence, or however the saying goes.

#1194
1 hour ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

The Iowa Democrats have finally revealed the real mastermind behind the app:

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Pete lost some weight on the trail

#1195

Personally, I think the easiest explanation is that this has probably always been a disorganized, unscientific shitshow but nobody really put the process under a microscope until this year.

#1196
8 hours ago, Alvin89 said:

The man was elected President of the United States of America and just bought a house for over $11 million dollars in Martha's Vineyard. I would love to be treated that badly.

His black ass should have bought that fucking house before he started wearing those damned tan suits and using that there spicy mustard.  

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#1197
Personally, I think the easiest explanation is that this has probably always been a disorganized, unscientific shitshow but nobody really put the process under a microscope until this year.
Yes, agreed.
#1200
10 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

This is my shocked face.

This reeks like BS. 

Show me some tweets from people manning the hotline complaining about this with timestamps that evening.  If there aren't any, I'll go ahead and call this a fabricated story.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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