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4 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Haha, it's so funny that y'all can't stop and think that there hasn't really been election meddling this whole time.

This isn't going to work.

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  • Just got done reading this entire thread.  Your hate warms my heart.  Y'all like bacon?  Then shut the fuck up and tolerate our political absurdity.

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In retrospect, maybe a political hack wasn't the best choice to develop this vote counting app.  American Idol figured this shit out 20 years ago.

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1 minute ago, Tuco said:

Yep, she just got a free coverage for a decent length speech by going first. 

The 4th pace finish will catch up to her once we finally get results.

Oh shit Hugo finna be real mad. They had Joe and Liz split screened both about to start their speeches and just sent Liz to the shadow realm and full-screened Joe. lmao.

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Lol Biden and warren going on at same time. 

Biden about to do an arrrrggghh. 

Thankfully the nonexistent totally debunked Democrat vote fraud only occurs in the primaries/caucuses.  Right?

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you know you want to do it joe. 

God, the “folks!” is a beating

Just switched to Warren. I was hoping that it would be timed as such that she'd be wrapping up her speech right when they cut to her just for maximum hilarity. 

Then I realized it was Liz Warren and she's probably got an hour left. She's talking about the underground railroad right now.

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And they are talking over her. Damn CNN, no love for Warren. 

7 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Oh shit Hugo finna be real mad. They had Joe and Liz split screened both about to start their speeches and just sent Liz to the shadow realm and full-screened Joe. lmao.

No one cares.  Liz won every debate.  Didn’t mean shit.

In all seriousness though that's pretty messed up, especially since it's looking like she might finish above Biden.

7 minutes ago, Pasken said:

The 4th pace finish will catch up to her once we finally get results.

1. 4th place is overperforming.  Means she beat Biden, Sanders, Warren, or Buttigieg

2. It doesn't change that she (or her manager) knew that speed was critical.  She's not my team, but I can respect a good play. 

Lol wow

edit: klobuchar ass cheeks. Dammit tuco. 

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Just now, BradInATX said:

In all seriousness though that's pretty messed up, especially since it's looking like she might finish above Biden.

he may finish 4th. he may finish lower. 

What I’m getting out of this is that Iowa should drink hemlock.

Also, we all should.

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

he may finish 4th. he may finish lower. 

From what I’ve seen tonight 4th is his absolute peak. Top 3 and then Joe and Klobs duking it out for 4th. 

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Lol @ 1700 of these...

5 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

 

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Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Sanders speaking style annoys the fuck out of me

More or less than trumps speaking style?

I guess the DNC started early and hired those coal miners to code the app for the Iowa caucus.

Sanders speaking style annoys the fuck out of me


Counterpoint: “Folks!”
1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Sanders speaking style annoys the fuck out of me

Difference between sanders and warren is that you actually see sanders’ speech. 

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What I’m getting out of this is that Iowa should drink hemlock.

Also, we all should.

Do I look like a philosopher?

2 minutes ago, heso said:

More or less than trumps speaking style?

Depends if teleprompter.  Trump struggling to read is worth the price of admission 

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Sanders speaking style annoys the fuck out of me

Styles make fights

8 minutes ago, troph said:

My gf and I mentioned what a beta her husband looks to be... it’s all good, straight alpha women need love too.

Had no idea what her husband looked like. That is one weird looking dude. Why would you not just go shaved head at this point? C'mon, man.

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Bernie just faked out doing the Dean scream.

lolol

He did the state runup with increasing volume and a MASSIVE shit-eating grin on his face

 

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YOU get to win the Iowa caucuses! YOU get to win the Iowa caucuses! And YOU get to win the Iowa caucuses!!!

Anyone want to bet against the next debate being much more combative now? Will make for a much more interesting debate.
 

The only winners tonight in all of this will be Bernie and inadvertently Trump.

hey Bernie - there's only one "r" in Russia.  it's not Rusher.

Chiner too.

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Anyone want to bet against the next debate being much more combative now? Will make for a much more interesting debate.
 

The only winners tonight in all of this will be Bernie and inadvertently Trump.

Mike Bloomberg won tonight. 

Bigly.

Oh man, joy reid going to make the Bros fires up.

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Just now, babysdaddy said:

Oh man, joy reid going to make the Bros fires up.

If we say something inappropriate about her just know that it was Russian hackers.

8 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Depends if teleprompter.  Trump struggling to read is worth the price of admission 

My favorite is to read a direct transcript of trump speaking off the cuff. Seeing his mind flit between bits of thoughts without completing a single sentence for minutes at a time. 

 

Elie perfectly capturing my thoughts. Why indeed. 

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