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  • Turkleton
    Turkleton

    I see the snowflakes are out today.  Always said this on the Shag, you neg in the CR you are a complete pussy. This is how I know if the civil war ever gets hot, it will be a short one.

  • UpperWestside
    UpperWestside

    Carson made a generation laugh late at night. Stewart got a generation of people to laugh by pointing out the lunacy of elected officials through the use of humor. Limbaugh got millions of A

  • Turkleton
    Turkleton

    That guy on the radio doesn't have my narrative so I want him to die...... "When they go low, we go high"  

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#852
5 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Fucking "Rush Babies" are exactly why we're where we are ... fuck him and fuck her.

Wait until the Hannity or O'Reilly babies get here.

#853
1 minute ago, FondrenRoad said:

I thought Rush Babies were what happened when frat guys forget to use a rubber. 

Or if you fertilize an ovum listening to Tom Sawyer.

#854
17 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I sort of wish I was religious to relish in the thought of him trying to explain to Saint Peter that he was a good person and not a hateful piece of human garbage, then him being sent straight to hell for his sins.

I just can't help but feel sad for all the good, decent people in hell who now have to listen to Rush's bullshit for the rest of eternity. Life is not fair, and death isn't either.

#856
1 hour ago, BearSchlong said:

This is what happens when sociopaths get notoriety

 

rode... not: road.

Simpleton. Very on-brand. 

#857

Rush's moment of enlightenment as he passed from this world to the next:

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#858

When a person spends their entire life sowing seeds of hatred, the least they can do upon their death is have a traditional burial and gravesite for the masses to “unburden” themselves at.  Let’s hope he did the right thing for once. 

#859
38 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Upon arrival, he will receive whatever Infernal equivalent of the medal of freedom is, followed by a laurel and hearty handshake from the devil himself and a rousing round of applause from the gathered demonic presence. 

#860

So what’s rush’s hell ?

bring an illegal immigrant hotel maid + having to work sick + being sexually harassed daily 

or

being a young black and constantly being pulled over for no reason by cops. Sometimes he gets beat, other times shot 

or 

being a transsexual in a prison 

or 

being Melina trump on ‘his’ monthly night, per their marriage contract 

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#861
57 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Roger Ailes

Rush Limbaugh

Who’s next? ...

Donald Trump

Newt Gingrich

Tucker Carlson

Sean Hannity

Laura Ingraham

Ted Cruz

Josh Hawley

Lindsey Graham

Alex Jones

Mitch McConnell

Rand Paul

 

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#862
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Rush Limbaugh had unrelenting boldness to proclaim the truth. Watching his wit, passion, and willingness to hold the media accountable informed my entire career.

Kayleigh tweeting this explains an awful lot about her "career."

#863
32 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Predictably nothing about Rush, just all about how Trump actually won in November. Jesus Christ 

that is so fucking trump it hurts...95% about how the election was stolen, with a observation at the end that Rush could hit a golf ball a long way. 

#865
45 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Fucking "Rush Babies" are exactly why we're where we are ... fuck him and fuck her.

 

 

#867
28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

So what’s rush’s hell ?

bring an illegal immigrant hotel maid + having to work sick + being sexually harassed daily 

or

being a young black and constantly being pulled over for no reason by cops. Sometimes he gets beat, other times shot 

or 

being a transsexual in a prison 

or 

being Melina trump on ‘his’ monthly night, per their marriage contract 

 

#868
1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

Normally I abide by the not speaking ill of the dead rule, but Rush Limbaugh left nothing on this earth but hate.  He was a truly awful human.

He really is the original creator of the Conservative Outrage Machine.

#869
1 hour ago, Gap03 said:

Fucking "Rush Babies" are exactly why we're where we are ... fuck him and fuck her.

So her dad, John F Kennedy Jr., would play Rush from his pick up truck in Florida??  Holy shit balls!

#870
21 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

As if Kayleigh had black friends...

fixed

#871
On 1/8/2021 at 10:24 PM, aggie08 said:

When he dies, I'm buying the most expensive $50 bottle of whiskey that I can find and drinking every single drop. Fuck you for being one of the first to truly monetize hate.

Pics or it did not happen

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#873
1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Predictably nothing about Rush, just all about how Trump actually won in November. Jesus Christ 

"you would have riots all over the place if that had happened to a Democrat."

 

#876
18 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I hope a dog shits on his grave.

That dog better not get in my way.

#879
23 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I hope a dog shits on his grave.

I'm not a dog, but I will shit on Limbaugh's grave if given the opportunity.  I'd consider it a warmup/practice for the $20 of partially digested Taco Bell I'm going to leave on dotards grave.

#880
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Upon arrival, he will receive whatever Infernal equivalent of the medal of freedom is, followed by a laurel and hearty handshake from the devil himself and a rousing round of applause from the gathered demonic presence. 

Can he still blow Saint Ronnie in hell? 

#882
3 hours ago, slorch said:

There wasn't a whole differentiating him from the other talking heads, other than the size of his audience. 

Sorry. Can't allow this lame equvalency either. He went from being an amusing lavashit flow to being an unamusing lavashit flow.

I can't think of a private citizen who has done more to harm his country. Tim McVeigh, Lee Harvey Oswald, not even close. Limbaugh's damage will impact this country for at least a generation and quite possibly has ruined politics in the United States.

I hope the last thing he saw was the shadow of the pillow.

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#883

Had a toast to his passing at lunch. Sorry his death was not sustained with more suffering and a morphine allergy.

Rot in Hell you dishonest, bullying piece of shit.

#884
1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

I hope a dog shits on his grave.

Fuck that! I hope a pack of dogs shit IN it!

#885
3 hours ago, 'stache said:

I sort of wish I was religious to relish in the thought of him trying to explain to Saint Peter that he was a good person and not a hateful piece of human garbage, then him being sent straight to hell for his sins.

If you were religious, you wouldn’t actually think that’s how it works.

#887
I hope a dog shits on his grave.
Dog? That's cute. I've pissed on better men's graves.
#890
30 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

If you were religious, you wouldn’t actually think that’s how it works.

There are lots of religious people who think that's how it works. In reality, nobody knows how it works, and anyone who thinks they do is wrong.

#891
51 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Sorry. Can't allow this lame equvalency either. He went from being an amusing lavashit flow to being an unamusing lavashit flow.

I can't think of a private citizen who has done more to harm his country. Tim McVeigh, Lee Harvey Oswald, not even close. Limbaugh's damage will impact this country for at least a generation and quite possibly has ruined politics in the United States.

I hope the last thing he saw was the shadow of the pillow.

 

at least you're warm...

#892
4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

There are lots of religious people who think that's how it works. In reality, nobody knows how it works, and anyone who thinks they do is wrong.

I'm not arguing the second sentence. It's the first one. No church actually teaches that, and no one that I have ever encountered seriously believes it.  It's folklore. It's a setup for jokes. It's the sort of thing a non-religious person might think a Christian believes, but they don't.

Anyway, enough of a threadjack.

#893

 

5 hours ago, slorch said:

Motherfucker ran through the tape and got to see Joe Biden serve as POTUS as his prize. LOL

Enjoyed his commentary through the early years, missing his earlier style of the 90's when he was actually funny and had a wit about him. Later in his career, it was just same ole same ole party line.  There wasn't a whole differentiating him from the other talking heads, other than the size of his audience.  "The WTf did he just say?"  moments transitioned from satire & humor to being hurtful, and  became more and more frequent until they became the norm.

Like him or hate him, he's one of the best  broadcasters in the history of radio.  I'm neither sad nor happy about it.  He was just a dude who was very good at his job, while his personal life was a mess much of the time.  Pretty sure I wouldn't trade for that...

 

Rush has always sucked and has done more damage to this country than any foreign enemy could ever dream of.  Jesus, do you have a good take on anything??

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#894

I really hope hell is burning a little extra hot today. Fuck that guy. I'm happy to not be sharing oxygen with him any more.

#895
3 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

 

Rush has always sucked and has done more damage to this country than any foreign enemy could ever dream of.  Jesus, do you have a good take on anything??

I understand the cathartic value for y'all.   I'm gonna leave it at that.

 

He was a talk show host.  Fuck it.

#896
1 minute ago, slorch said:

I understand the cathartic value for y'all.   I'm gonna leave it at that.

 

He was a talk show host.  Fuck it.

He made a shit ton of money ruining this Country. I’m gonna leave it at that. 

#897

Rush hated anyone not like him (i.e. anyone not white and male) and that is what he spewed on the radio.  He led directly to Dotard and almost killed this country.  Fuck him.  

#899
Just now, JimmyJames said:

He made a shit ton of money ruining this Country. I’m gonna leave it at that. 

mkay...

#900
47 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

If you were religious, you wouldn’t actually think that’s how it works.

Yeah, you don't just argue your case with St. Peter.  There is a full trial required.

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