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  • Turkleton
    Turkleton

    I see the snowflakes are out today.  Always said this on the Shag, you neg in the CR you are a complete pussy. This is how I know if the civil war ever gets hot, it will be a short one.

  • UpperWestside
    UpperWestside

    Carson made a generation laugh late at night. Stewart got a generation of people to laugh by pointing out the lunacy of elected officials through the use of humor. Limbaugh got millions of A

  • Turkleton
    Turkleton

    That guy on the radio doesn't have my narrative so I want him to die...... "When they go low, we go high"  

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#1254

anyone that thinks he cared or gave fuck about any the bullshit he preached, is just plain dumb. he laughed all the way to the bank 

#1255
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

anyone that thinks he cared or gave fuck about any the bullshit he preached, is just plain dumb. he laughed all the way to the bank 

I believe his racism was genuine.

#1256
10 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I believe his racism was genuine.

True, he didn’t need writers for that 

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#1257
7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Why did they stop him? You want them? Go right ahead.

#1258

So glad this cocksucker is still dead. 

Every time I see this thread bumped it brings back that fond memory 

#1259
18 minutes ago, SKJ said:

So glad this cocksucker is still dead. 

Every time I see this thread bumped it brings back that fond memory 

This is an insult to cocksuckers.

#1260
1 hour ago, Clackles said:

This is an insult to cocksuckers.

You're right.

 

 

My bad

#1262

Now if I can outlive just a few million more sons of bitches I might die fairly satisfied.

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#1265

February 17, 2021

It has been 604 days since Rush's passing. I encourage you to take this time to sit down with your children and use the moment to discuss the fleeting nature of life and the ever onward marching of time. And then celebrate accordingly, as we will never again be able to commemorate "604 days since that fat, GOP cock-sucking piece of trash kicked it" again.

  • Gil Bang changed the title to Rush Limbaugh's corpse continues to rot
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#1268

thought a thread title change was in order.  I don't want anybody to worry that he's come back to life

 

#1270

Fuck this guy.

In 2020 while covid was wreaking havoc upon the world,  Limbaugh said covid 19 was about as severe as the common cold and the democrats were using it to “Get Trump”. 

#1272
45 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Fuck this guy.

In 2020 while covid was wreaking havoc upon the world,  Limbaugh said covid 19 was about as severe as the common cold and the democrats were using it to “Get Trump”. 

You know, it's kind of funny how my father, who listened to Rush religiously from the very beginning, also thought covid was not severe and it was a hoax to get Trump.

What a coincidence.

#1273
On 2/14/2022 at 2:32 PM, pantone159 said:

I went to pay my respects to William Clark (from Lewis and Clark), and it seemed like it would be disrespectful to Clark to take the opportunity to piss on limbaugh…

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#1275
On 10/16/2022 at 2:43 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



His death was an insult to the dead.

Just like his life was an insult to the living. So was his job. 

#1276
2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Just like his life was an insult to the living. So was his job. 

Megadittos to this.

#1277

Is there a livestream? I wouldn't mind watching the worms gobble him up in real time.

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#1282

I was just thinking of this horrible winter weather, and the hardships that so many are facing, and then I realized that Rush LImbaugh's rotting corpse is really, really cold, and I laughed my fucking ass off. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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#1284

The sooner trump, boebert, greene and the like join him the better off this country will be.

#1289
The sooner trump, boebert, greene and the like join him the better off this country will be.

I will party when Trump kicks the bucket. Not because I hate him, which I certainly do, but it would be all the tears of the MAGAts that will send me over the celebrity cliff.


Also I found it amazingly hilarious when some right wing nut job on here tried to be holier than thou about people celebrating this utter shitbag’s death. Imagine defending Rush…really.
#1290

Is anyone here in St Louis? If so let me know your fee for receiving a mailed supply of my piss and dumping it on his grave. 

#1293

If there is a Hell, and if there are birds there, I hope Rush Limbaugh has to yawn today and a bird shits into his mouth.  Then maybe a demon could rape him or something.

#1294
42 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

If there is a Hell, and if there are birds there, I hope Rush Limbaugh has to yawn today and a bird shits into his mouth.  Then maybe a demon could rape him or something.

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#1295

This guy was a literal cancer on our country.  But I just can’t find it on me to dance on his grave.  However this thread has inspired me to try heroin when Donald trump dies.  

#1296
12 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Is anyone here in St Louis? If so let me know your fee for receiving a mailed supply of my piss and dumping it on his grave. 

My sister lives there.  She'd probably be happy to do that for you.

#1297
19 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:


I will party when Trump kicks the bucket. Not because I hate him, which I certainly do, but it would be all the tears of the MAGAts that will send me over the celebrity cliff.

I'm keeping a vacation day in reserve every year until that bastard dies.  I'm going to need it to recover from the mother of all hangovers.

#1298
9 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

My sister lives there.  She'd probably be happy to do that for you.

Business opportunity IMO.

#1299
20 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I'm keeping a vacation day in reserve every year until that bastard dies.  I'm going to need it to recover from the mother of all hangovers.


We need a ‘what are you doing when trump kicks the bucket ?’ Thread 

#1300

We kinda started an intra-thread about it somewhere around here.  Probably not great timing now though, I don't want to read the "What about Carter-isms" for a month.  

It kinda depends on when he dies.  If he were to die on the campaign trail next year, that would be even more exciting than if he just withers away at Mar-a-Lago after another loss in 5 years.  The two big problems though that are gonna have a big influence over how/where we celebrate are:

1.  A huge portion of his base won't accept his death.  They'll either assume it was faked and that he's alive and operating a government-in-exile.  Or they'll assume he is dead but was poisoned/assassinated by the deep state.  This will create a number of even more unhinged stupids than we are already dealing with at that moment.  Which feeds into my second concern.

2.  Places like Austin will be prime targets for political violence.   Because this town will throw down when he dies, but we're surrounded by MAGA country on three sides.  Those guys are gonna pull a Rittenhouse and come to Austin to help quell the chaos in the streets (even though it would be mostly peaceful and celebratory).  The site of us literally dancing in the streets to that man's rotting corpse won't sit well with them.  They open carry, Austinites in typical human self-preservation mode-fight back, MAGA stupids open fire claiming "self-defense/keeping-the-peace."   I'm too old to start shit, but I'm gonna want to be around other revelers.  won't bring a sign or a shirt or shout smack talk...but I would absolutely bask in the fraternal bonds of celebrating in public somewhere.  preferably an open space, 'cause I'm bringing lots of fireworks and black tar heroin.  But while we're all fucked up out of our minds and chicks are flashing their tits and pop-up concerts are happening all over town, we'll drop our guard and would make very vulnerable targets.   

The wildcard in this will be all the MAGA supporters who won't take to violence, but will be upset and weeping in public like a fucked up Don McClean song.  Coworkers, friends, neighbors, relatives, random strangers passing on a sidewalk---physically depressed and sad and angry and confused.  How you do not walk around drunk and shout at those people, "FUCK YOUR FEELINGS!"  By the way we're funding our surly party for this inevitability with MAGA nation's preference of one of two shirts/hats/flags:

A: "DONALD TRUMP WAS ASASSINATED BY THE DEEP STATE!"

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B:  "PRESIDENT TRUMP IS ALIVE!  TRUMP/JFK JR., 2028!" 

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