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  • Turkleton
    Turkleton

    I see the snowflakes are out today.  Always said this on the Shag, you neg in the CR you are a complete pussy. This is how I know if the civil war ever gets hot, it will be a short one.

  • UpperWestside
    UpperWestside

    Carson made a generation laugh late at night. Stewart got a generation of people to laugh by pointing out the lunacy of elected officials through the use of humor. Limbaugh got millions of A

  • Turkleton
    Turkleton

    That guy on the radio doesn't have my narrative so I want him to die...... "When they go low, we go high"  

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I like where your head's at.  

I bet there's a huge spike in births in the 36-40 weeks after the day he dies.  Of course most of us will be too fucked up to finish, plus it's hard to get pregnant trying anal again.  So it'll probably level out, nature always does.  

Also, we lose 125 people/day to suicide in this country.  I would guess for the ~90 days or so following his death that number spikes significantly.  I've already read two horrific intra-family murder-suicides where Trump was the main reason cited in the note(s).  And what's just from watching his rallies and golf cheating.  Imagine watching them announce his death.  It'll send thousands of extra Americans over the ledge.  

Rush Limbaugh getting a prestigious award from Trump is a reminder that: a) some of the worst human beings on the planet are very famous and rich, and b) they are almost always improperly celebrated by the public. Fuck that fat tub of goo. 
 

edit: oh and Limbaugh too. 

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How the fuck are you ever supposed to get laid in college with that photo floating around the Internet? 

25 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

gross

Well said.

From the NYT 2006:
 

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RUSH LIMBAUGH was detained at the Palm Beach airport last week after Customs inspectors found he was carrying some of the erectile-dysfunction medicine Viagra in a prescription bottle that was mislabeled with his doctor's name and not his own.

No charges were filed in the Viagra incident, which happened when Mr. Limbaugh re-entered the United States after a trip on a private jet from the Dominican Republic.

There's the first 2. Here's the second 2:

Dominican Republic Sex Trafficking, Wikipedia:

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Human trafficking in the Dominican Republic is the third largest international crime enterprise in the Caribbean, generating 9.5 billion U.S, dollars annually.[1][2] The large population of undocumented or stateless persons of Haitian descent in the country is particularly vulnerable to trafficking.[3][4] Women and children have been reportedly subjected to forced sex in the country and throughout the Caribbean, Europe, South America, and the United States. 

Shall we do the addition? 

How would Rush have done the math if this were a Clinton?

I hope he woke up rotting in his grave for a few hours. Fuck this fucking piece of dead shit.

 

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42 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

How the fuck are you ever supposed to get laid in college with that photo floating around the Internet? 

He's a MAGA.  Have you not heard of date rape?  He'll do fine.

Low-key one of the greatest anti-democratic voices of the last 50 years. 

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

He could give Ashlii Babbit one next time he sees her in hell.

Jesus, guys--I saw this thread bumped and was afraid for a second that he wasn't dead.

So Rush is still rotting in his cold, cold grave?  Yes?  Good.

24 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Jesus, guys--I saw this thread bumped and was afraid for a second that he wasn't dead.

So Rush is still rotting in his cold, cold grave?  Yes?  Good.

Beat me to it.

Next guy who begins a post on this thread with “upon further review” or “breaking news” gets two in the balls.

Jesus, guys--I saw this thread bumped and was afraid for a second that he wasn't dead.
So Rush is still rotting in his cold, cold grave?  Yes?  Good.

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still dead
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I will be happy iff someone finds a way to sue the benefactors of his worthless dead ass for the millions he conned people out of and gives it to worthy causes.  The good news is that money would have eventually gone to donald JAIL trump.

2 hours ago, AnTiM said:

I will be happy iff someone finds a way to sue the benefactors of his worthless dead ass for the millions he conned people out of and gives it to worthy causes.  The good news is that money would have eventually gone to donald JAIL trump.

Benefactors? Do you mean beneficiaries?

5 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Benefactors? Do you mean beneficiaries?

ben·e·fac·tor
/ˈbenəˌfaktər/
 
noun
 
  1. a person who gives money or other help to a person or cause.
    "a low-interest loan from a benefactor allowed them to build a floor for the exhibition hall"
     
    and iff commonly means "if and only if"

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27 minutes ago, AnTiM said:
ben·e·fac·tor
/ˈbenəˌfaktər/
 
noun
 
  1. a person who gives money or other help to a person or cause.
    "a low-interest loan from a benefactor allowed them to build a floor for the exhibition hall"
     
    and iff commonly means "if and only if"

Yeah, I know what the word means. He wasn’t a politician. He was a media personality. His benefactors were his employers, their advertisers, and the legions of idiots who listened to him. That money has already been spent and it went to Rush. I’d think you’d want to sue to get that money — his estate, his heirs, his beneficiaries.

It’s a pipe dream either way but the concept of going after the people who enabled that piece of shit…now…seemed particularly fanciful. 

On 2/17/2023 at 9:31 PM, Patricio Swayze said:


I will party when Trump kicks the bucket. Not because I hate him, which I certainly do, but it would be all the tears of the MAGAts that will send me over the celebrity cliff.


Also I found it amazingly hilarious when some right wing nut job on here tried to be holier than thou about people celebrating this utter shitbag’s death. Imagine defending Rush…really.

I’m taking that whole week off work and for the first ( and last) time in my life watching Fox News religiously. Oh yeah I also turn it over to Fox News when Republicans are losing elections.

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It is number one on my number two list. 

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On 10/3/2023 at 7:59 AM, Ghost of LL said:

So Rush is still rotting in his cold, cold grave?  Yes?  Good.

Maybe warm where he’s at….NSFW

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Thank God. Still dead. Get worried every time this thread gets bumped.

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Thank God. Still dead. Get worried every time this thread gets bumped.

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On 2/17/2021 at 12:49 PM, deac_tracy said:

Are all nazi and confederacy flags flown at half mast now?

 

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7 degrees and snowing in St. Louis.  Must be pretty cold in that damp hole. 

Some warm piss oughta warm up his grave. 

Head on to heartache
Beware of the promises made
Head on to heartache
Steadfast to an early grave (Let them rot!)
Head on to heartache
Beware of the promises made
Head on to heartache
Steadfast to an early grave (Let them rot!)
Let them rot, let them rot
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Four years to the day after he died, Rush Limbaugh is still dead. 

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Four years to the day after he died, Rush Limbaugh is still dead. 

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it just dawned on me that the era of drones carrying piles of dog shit to deposit in appropriate places has arrived.

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