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2 hours ago, sidis said:

underrated post.  nice.

 

good lord.  this site is always a good reminder that we are the virus.

a virus with shoes.

                                             -Bill Hicks

 

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  • Turkleton
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    I see the snowflakes are out today.  Always said this on the Shag, you neg in the CR you are a complete pussy. This is how I know if the civil war ever gets hot, it will be a short one.

  • UpperWestside
    UpperWestside

    Carson made a generation laugh late at night. Stewart got a generation of people to laugh by pointing out the lunacy of elected officials through the use of humor. Limbaugh got millions of A

  • Turkleton
    Turkleton

    That guy on the radio doesn't have my narrative so I want him to die...... "When they go low, we go high"  

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3 hours ago, bolverk said:

You’re implying a threat of violence to defend these statements:

Barack the Magic Negro’ 

"The NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it."

"I think it's time to get rid of this whole National Basketball Association. Call it the TBA, the Thug Basketball Association, and stop calling them teams. Call 'em gangs."

"Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?" 

"The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies." 

Responding to a caller who said black people should have a greater voice on issues: "They are 12 percent of the population. Who the hell cares?" 

[To an African American female caller]: “Take that bone out of your nose and call me back.”

Think about that for a minute and what it says about you. And @BearSchlong it’s pretty fucked up that you feel the need to prop up this asshole.

@bolverk periodically when I accidentally stumble into the cloakroom, I find it necessary to defend free speech, no matter how detestable the content.  Call my "like" one miniscule cheer for the 1st amendment.

The last 2 books I read were Michelle Obama's "Becoming" and Dan Crenshaw's "Fortitude" - both of which I enjoyed immensely.  Especially the part where Dan recounts Barack Obama telling his daughters to go through life not actively looking for opportunities to be offended.

I haven't listed to Rush Limbaugh in over 30 years, honestly I didn't realize he was still on the air.

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Point proven. You pussies don't disappoint. I will be short........

5 hours ago, Turkleton said:

That guy on the radio doesn't have my narrative so I want him to die......

"When they go low, we go high"

 

I think you misinterpreted the above Clarence Darrow quote.

19 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Dan Crenshaw's "Fortitude"

how did i not know he's got a book?

 

now im' kinda wishing i'd voted for that wall nut

7 minutes ago, Turkleton said:

Point proven. You pussies don't disappoint. I will be short........

do you always have a snail trail or just when you log into this sock?

8 minutes ago, elfenix said:

how did i not know he's got a book?

 

now im' kinda wishing i'd voted for that wall nut

It would have been half as long if they hadn't left all of the right pages blank.

1 hour ago, BearSchlong said:

@bolverk periodically when I accidentally stumble into the cloakroom, I find it necessary to defend free speech, no matter how detestable the content.  Call my "like" one miniscule cheer for the 1st amendment.

The last 2 books I read were Michelle Obama's "Becoming" and Dan Crenshaw's "Fortitude" - both of which I enjoyed immensely.  Especially the part where Dan recounts Barack Obama telling his daughters to go through life not actively looking for opportunities to be offended.

I haven't listed to Rush Limbaugh in over 30 years, honestly I didn't realize he was still on the air.

I get and respect that as a supporter of the First Amendment as well since it's, in my opinion, the most sacred and fundamental right we have. That said, free speech also has consequences. If others feel like he deserved it, that's no skin off my back.

My personal policy on negging is to reserve it for intents to deceive or outright lies. Otherwise, I'll only challenge opinions and points of view that I disagree with.

Yeah, I'll prop up someone who is being unfairly treated, but this guy came in to defend an unrepentant racist liar and who implicitly is denying shit happened by calling it a "narrative" as if it were some alternative reality. Please, make sure you see the overall context before supporting an asshole who just happens to generally be on your team or team adjacent.

You're an actual, real human being to me, so it kind of caught me off guard. Sorry for calling you out. Thanks and much love.

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Trump is just asking questions. Rush thinks it’s brilliant strategy. 

 

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

about to have it in my face again, no morning dew this time around 

I guess it doesn't matter anyway. 

7 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

It will be. There actually aren't that many of you morons willing to fight, most of you are grossly overweight, you're all complete idiots, and we've got a lot more guns than you realize.

You think your side has the will because y'all get furious over being temporarily denied haircuts. You don't know righteous anger. Your political resentments will end up resulting in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Americans because you couldn't stand the thought of a black president or the sight of gay people on tv. If you morons start shit, we'll show you real fury.

This might be where Rush et al get a lot of these idiots killed. They have convinced them that “the left” is full of effeminate soy boys who catch bugs in the house and release them outside because they’re too big a sissy to kill anything. It’s like a corner man telling his fighter the other guy is a bum that always telegraphs his right, and the guy goes out and walks into a jackhammer left hook and wakes up when half the crowd has gone home. 

3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

This might be where Rush et al get a lot of these idiots killed. They have convinced them that “the left” is full of effeminate soy boys who catch bugs in the house and release them outside because they’re too big a sissy to kill anything. It’s like a corner man telling his fighter the other guy is a bum that always telegraphs his right, and the guy goes out and walks into a jackhammer left hook and wakes up when half the crowd has gone home. 

If they die, they die.

 

13 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

It would have been half as long if they hadn't left all of the right pages blank.

I kind of see what you did there.

[mention=406]bolverk[/mention] periodically when I accidentally stumble into the cloakroom, I find it necessary to defend free speech, no matter how detestable the content.  Call my "like" one miniscule cheer for the 1st amendment.
The last 2 books I read were Michelle Obama's "Becoming" and Dan Crenshaw's "Fortitude" - both of which I enjoyed immensely.  Especially the part where Dan recounts Barack Obama telling his daughters to go through life not actively looking for opportunities to be offended.
I haven't listed to Rush Limbaugh in over 30 years, honestly I didn't realize he was still on the air.
The first amendment protects from government censorship/restriction. It means nothing in terms of the reaction of your fellow citizens.

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I know you're actually right.

I was just in a mood yesterday.

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24 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

 

;)

I was just in a mood yesterday.

 

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On 5/27/2020 at 2:54 PM, Turkleton said:

Point proven. You pussies don't disappoint. I will be short........

Thai Bar Fine talk not going away

Cocksucker still breathing?

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Rush always wanted racial divisiveness. I’m sorry that he lived to see what he wanted all along. 

At least we will be able to rebuild without him.

If anyone feels the need to bump this thread, make sure it's hospice related, OK?

7 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

If anyone feels the need to bump this thread, make sure it's hospice related, OK?

Agreed. Bumping this thread without an obit is like bumping a thread about JUGS without pictures of jugs.

The end has to be near :

1. He just expressed deep sympathy for George Floyd and criticized the cop in the video

2. went on a all life is precious rant

3. Floyd’s life was ‘taken’

4. he taped a segment with the breakfast club to better understand the other side. He’s eager and excited to discuss it with them 

5. just told his audience to be prepared to be mad about the discussion 

 

hahahahaha 

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Rush having a 180 George Wallace recant before he kicks would be so 2020.  But that's not what it's about.

It's a weak, plainly obvious attempt to soften up some independents (women and people that voted for Trump and are sick of his tone).

37 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:It's a weak, plainly obvious attempt to soften up some independents (women and people that voted for Trump and are sick of his tone).

100% correct 

Just lost a really dear friend yesterday.  He was athletic and from all accounts in great health.  Dropped dead while on a run with his husband at 60.  The fact that this funny, vibrant, caring guy is gone and that piece of shit Rush is still alive is just depressing.

11 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Just lost a really dear friend yesterday.  He was athletic and from all accounts in great health.  Dropped dead while on a run with his husband at 60.  The fact that this funny, vibrant, caring guy is gone and that piece of shit Rush is still alive is just depressing.

Word. I lost a family member to awful horrific ugly miserable cancer this week. That Rush outlived anyone is a great injustice. If a great thereafter exists, hopefully our loved ones are prepared to welcome Rush with a kick in the nuts as he crosses over.

Props to the hero that keyed Rush's car.

the thread itself is great news.  we just have to wait for the payoff.

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

the thread itself is great news.  we just have to wait for the payoff.

Given his history I don't believe he has cancer.

Just lost a really dear friend yesterday.  He was athletic and from all accounts in great health.  Dropped dead while on a run with his husband at 60.  The fact that this funny, vibrant, caring guy is gone and that piece of shit Rush is still alive is just depressing.

I’m so sorry for your loss.

You and I are certainly going through it this week.
On 6/1/2020 at 1:48 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Given his history I don't believe he has cancer.

RIP DrDrunkenstein

Every goddam time I click on this thread...

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8 hours ago, HenryJames said:

RIP DrDrunkenstein

 

a life taken too soon !!!

On 6/1/2020 at 2:48 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Given his history I don't believe he has cancer.

that's what Rush said about Michael J Fox so yeah, f'k him.  

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Sorry to get everyone's hopes up.  It's not worth starting another Limbaugh thread, though.

 

 

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This thread needs rules. 
 

Rule #1: If the post is not to inform us he’s dead don’t update it.

 

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Sorry to get everyone's hopes up.  It's not worth starting another Limbaugh thread, though.

 

 

You're lucky I'm in a good mood tonight, because I vowed to neg the next person to bump this thread without posting an obituary. And without posting directions to the burial site so we can all piss on it.

Is he beating the cancer?
 

why is this fuckstick still on the air?

The longer he lives, the more obvious it is that Rush is pulling a Dr. Drunkenstein.

I could not have more disparate emotional responses to the bumping of this thread and the bumping of the Willie Nelson thread.

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I could not have more disparate emotional responses to the bumping of this thread and the bumping of the Willie Nelson thread.

Don't fucking tempt 2020 asshole. 

1 hour ago, SizzleChest said:

The longer he lives, the more obvious it is that Rush is pulling a Dr. Drunkenstein.

has anyone ever seen rush limbaugh and dr dunkenstein in the same room ????

On 5/31/2020 at 11:15 PM, Bullneck said:

If anyone feels the need to bump this thread, make sure it's hospice related, OK?

Good advice.

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