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2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Gee, that's a shame.  

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I’d like him to at least live to see Democrats win control of 2 houses of Congress and the presidency.

I'll admit to having had whatever faith still lingered a few years back almost completely wiped out by Trump and the boys.

If there's a hell, I'm headed there, because I hope Rush suffers mightily in his last remaining days.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'll admit to having had whatever faith still lingered a few years back almost completely wiped out by Trump and the boys.

If there's a hell, I'm headed there, because I hope Rush suffers mightily in his last remaining days.

I think the key is to just say "It is what it is."

Jesus has no problem if you just say those five words.

6 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I’d like him to at least live to see Democrats win control of 2 houses of Congress and the presidency.

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maybe Kamala can be the one who whispers the news in his ear

Rush will have a dream that the ghost of Michael Clarke Duncan appears at his deathbed, thinking he's there to suck the cancer bees out of him.  Instead, Green Mile will slap his giant, flaccid ghost cock on Rush's forehead, while whispering "night night".

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16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Still not the bump I am looking for.

Sometimes the press will run a "get ready" story, and then within a week, boom motherfucker.  It's done.

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Sometimes the press will run a "get ready" story, and then within a week, boom motherfucker.  It's done.

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On 8/29/2020 at 4:49 PM, Lobo said:

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Well put, as pithy and original as he was...that's easily one his most garbage bits.  He starts out with sights set on Rush and then just talks about an old woman's vagina with absolutely zero innovation or humor.  It's painful to hear because he starts out with such anticipation, but it's just vulgar noise 90 seconds later.  He had so much brilliance, but that bit ain't it.  Carl LeBove would agree.  Having said that, let's get back to making fun or Rush.  

I remember watching Bill Hicks take calls on  random Austin cable access  shows towards the end. It was so angry and embittered at that point, not that I blamed him.

But I always thought Brett Butler summed him up best:

For all the talk about Bill being like Hendrix or Dillon or Jim Morrison or Lenny Bruce, it was Jesus that Bill wanted to be. He wanted to save us all, but Bill got freeze-framed at the scene when Jesus went through the temple and said, "This is MY Father's House and you've turned it into a den of thieves!" Because that's what Bill always wanted to do, he wanted to be Christ at his angriest.”

Totally forgot I wrote that a couple months ago, such is Covid.  But I stick by my assessment, bad writing notwithstanding.  

You read enough, watch enough, live long enough...we see people from both sides the coin rise and fall in the name of being some agent of Jesus.  But Butler had it right about Hicks.  I don't think the bible spoke to multi-media platforms.  But listen to those that pretend to speak on behalf of Jesus and those that seem like outliers.  Jesus wants us to listen to the Hicks of the world, not the Bakkers of the world.  Angry, smoking, and under the influence.  May not seem pure of body, but it was honest of soul.  If the last few years have taught us anything...most of the Christian leaders are full of shit.  Nothing terribly insightful, I just think about that write-up on Hicks.  To follow Trump to the grave...what a weird way to pretend to be a Christian when Hicks was there the whole time offering a much better roadmap with better, non-ironic jokes.  

Thoughts. Prayers. Dittos. So forth.

“Advanced lung cancer” sure is taking its sweet time with him. And he’s still apparently well enough to spew his shit on air. 

33 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

“Advanced lung cancer” sure is taking its sweet time with him. And he’s still apparently well enough to spew his shit on air. 

Hopefully its just waiting on him and Alex Jones to meet up one last time when a giant sink hole swollows them up together. 

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5 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

Hopefully its just waiting on him and Alex Jones to meet up one last time when a giant sink hole swollows them up together. 

Hopefully Buck Sexton gets an invite to this meeting.

“ thoughts and prayers”

 

is that how the GOP does it when a school is shot up by a mad man, children die, and they quickly say “Thoughts and prayers” without actually personally reaching out to help the victims or passing any laws to make sure it doesn’t happen again. Oh yeah..

 

thoughts and prayers fuckstick.

10 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

If there's a hell, I'm headed there, because I hope Rush suffers mightily in his last remaining days.

Be sure to say hello to Rush when you get there.

22 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Be sure to say hello to Rush when you get there.

And share a cigar.

12 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'll admit to having had whatever faith still lingered a few years back almost completely wiped out by Trump and the boys.

If there's a hell, I'm headed there, because I hope Rush suffers mightily in his last remaining days.

I mean his death will have the same effect on batshit that Ray Kroc's death had on McDonald's. 

11 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

But I always thought Brett Butler summed him up best:

He was a hell of a bunter

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Have fun in hell, Rush.  

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You think they’ll do a hell episode after he bites it that shows satan and saddam running a train on him or something similar?

Rush would live in an air conditioned penthouse in Hell. 

This man would make a perfect addition to my army of Inferi. Old, decrepit looking, and mean as fuck.  Just what I’m looking for.

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Ain’t it dead yet? /Skinny Puppy

Updates without obituaries should be bannable offenses.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Updates without obituaries should be bannable offenses.

He rattled off something that was close to an obituary.

“Advanced lung cancer” sure is taking its sweet time with him. And he’s still apparently well enough to spew his shit on air. 

Not sure how to respond here. Does him lasting longer make it hurt far more??

I r confuse with my wish.
8 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


Not sure how to respond here. Does him lasting longer make it hurt far more??

I r confuse with my wish.

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

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2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

until proven otherwise, he's a con-man.

Of the highest degree 

Bumping this thread until he’s dead should be a bannable offense.
 

Oh yeah. Whoops. 

I hope they don’t waste a vaccine on this asshole. 

With all the boo hoo comments on that Tweet you'd almost think this was a decent human being we're talking about.  

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