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BTW, I like the "2 months later..." between posts 634 and 635.  Can we get one that says, "meanwhile . . . "

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  • Turkleton
    Turkleton

    I see the snowflakes are out today.  Always said this on the Shag, you neg in the CR you are a complete pussy. This is how I know if the civil war ever gets hot, it will be a short one.

  • UpperWestside
    UpperWestside

    Carson made a generation laugh late at night. Stewart got a generation of people to laugh by pointing out the lunacy of elected officials through the use of humor. Limbaugh got millions of A

  • Turkleton
    Turkleton

    That guy on the radio doesn't have my narrative so I want him to die...... "When they go low, we go high"  

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2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:


Not sure how to respond here. Does him lasting longer make it hurt far more??

I r confuse with my wish.

 

1 hour ago, Disco Strangler said:

Oh, I’m praying.  Dittos?

I’m praying that he at least lives through the afternoon of January 20th. 

Sometimes the void looks back, Mr. Limbaugh. Cheeseball motherfucker. Scam artist. Zero ideology. Cult-like hero to those he despised. 

Other than that - great vaudeville show. 

 

now I can check the thread when I wanna.

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in the movie “the paper” randy quaid’s gun goes off, and right after, in their 3pm check-in meeting, glenn close says, “what the hell was that gunshot?”

somebody replies, “macdougal”, to which robert duvall asks, “is he dead?”

i hear duvall’s question in my head every time this thread gets bumped. 

6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 


Fuck that drug addict douche 

 

He's in my prayers.  And if they're answered then soon we'll be able to use the "well.....bye" gif in this thread.

Like he said "Make it happen".  I have to believe Trump learned the art of the con from Limbaugh.

So we are still pretending this guy has cancer and it wasn’t something he said to provide cover for him getting his Medal of Honor?  
 

 

I expect that shitbag to announce a full recovery after successfully undergoing a radical treatment regime resembling a circular human centipede with Trump and Pence. $3 million a pop and you too can survive cancer....or like Lindsey Graham, just enroll to nuzzle Trump's b-hole.

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

I expect that shitbag to announce a full recovery after successfully undergoing a radical treatment regime resembling a circular human centipede with Trump and Pence.

Purchased from Jim Bakker.

At this point shouldn’t we be pulling for another month or so.  

14 hours ago, Bullneck said:

With all the boo hoo comments on that Tweet you'd almost think this was a decent human being we're talking about.  

One can easily imagine the Likes and Retweets Adolph would have gotten in a Twitter world.

So we are still pretending this guy has cancer and it wasn’t something he said to provide cover for him getting his Medal of Honor?  
 
 

Do NOT disgrace those awarded the highest military honor.

Mr. Butt Cyst Draft Deferment did not get that award.
6 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

So we are still pretending this guy has cancer and it wasn’t something he said to provide cover for him getting his Medal of Honor?  
 

 

 

I hope he does tomorrow. It would be cool to decorate a tree every year, light up the house, have a nice dinner and exchange gifts every year in celebration of his death.

1 hour ago, Herpa Derpa said:

One can easily imagine the Likes and Retweets Adolph would have gotten in a Twitter world.

If Adolf Hitler flew in today
They'd send a limousine anyway

53 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

If Adolf Hitler flew in today
They'd send a limousine anyway

I’m only lookin for fun. 

Not advanced enough, I guess. 

3 hours ago, brown water said:

At this point shouldn’t we be pulling for another month or so.  

Like I said, I want him to see Biden being sworn in.

Oh, and Rush is getting sued by Dominion.  Want to at least have that play out a bit as well.

On 12/26/2020 at 5:12 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Making their glory holes proud.

The number of Limbaugh lovers on texags compared to here makes an impressive statement about the difference between aggy and normal people.

TBH there's probably a good number of Rush-lovers on this site as well... they are just completely out-numbered and out-gunned by smart, logical Longhorns. and bama chick. 

that's the problem with aggy...the loons ARE the majority.

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sorry for bumping without 'good news' lol

17 minutes ago, mchookem said:

TBH there's probably a good number of Rush-lovers on this site as well... they are just completely out-numbered and out-gunned by smart, logical Longhorns. and bama chick. 

Bigtime fart smellers on here, for sure.

^^^^^^^^^^^

Speaking of.........

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On 12/24/2020 at 2:31 PM, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

If Adolf Hitler flew in today
They'd send a limousine anyway

major props for the Clash reference.  and fuck, i've been singing it wrong for 30 years.  i thought it was "If Adolf Hitler flew into Germany"

talk about a killer single:

the-clash-white-man-in-hammersmith-palai

FAY

Motherfuckers stop posting in this thread until there is some got damn news vis-à-vis Rush being 6 feet in the ground!

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6 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Motherfuckers stop posting in this thread until there is some got damn news vis-à-vis Rush being 6 feet in the ground!

no, before that. I would like at least a window of time wherein I can piss on his corpse. I might not make it, but I want the chance

No posts until hospice. 
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Thread does not deliver.  /sad

Just another reason why 2020 sucks. It took John Prine but not this asshole?

Fuck 2020.

And Jerry Jeff and Billy Joe.

Once he, Trump, Lindsay and Mitch are in the ground I have a roadtrip scheduled.

Listened to about 15-20 minutes of Rush this morning.  He spent the entire time talking about Republican strategies on January 6 that could subvert Congressional certification of the election.  Just a laundry list of possible tactics... "If that doesn't work, then McConnell could just refuse to call for a vote."   Etc.  

A couple times he seemed to slip up and accidentally use the phrase "overturn the election."

You know... just a good old Medal-of-Freedom recipient fomenting treason.   

1 hour ago, Paul Wesley said:

Listened to about 15-20 minutes of Rush this morning.  He spent the entire time talking about Republican strategies on January 6 that could subvert Congressional certification of the election.  Just a laundry list of possible tactics... "If that doesn't work, then McConnell could just refuse to call for a vote."   Etc.  

A couple times he seemed to slip up and accidentally use the phrase "overturn the election."

You know... just a good old Medal-of-Freedom recipient fomenting treason.   

Do you think that if Obama had lost to Romney in 2012 and pulled these exact same stunts (yeah yeah I know), that Rush would have had a problem with it? Probably not. 

Do you think that if Obama had lost to Romney in 2012 and pulled these exact same stunts (yeah yeah I know), that Rush would have had a problem with it? Probably not. 
I wad using to think of Dem rep to use as a comparison in 2000. Best I could do is, imagine if Shelia Jackson Lee tried this in 2000. Think about it, not even Shelia Jackson Lee would think to try this. Golmert is outwardly dumber than Shelia Jackson Lee.

So does that mean the phrase, 'there's dumb and then there's Gohmert dumb,' can trend now?

19 minutes ago, tchookem said:
3 hours ago, Red Five said:
Do you think that if Obama had lost to Romney in 2012 and pulled these exact same stunts (yeah yeah I know), that Rush would have had a problem with it? Probably not. 

I wad using to think of Dem rep to use as a comparison in 2000. Best I could do is, imagine if Shelia Jackson Lee tried this in 2000. Think about it, not even Shelia Jackson Lee would think to try this. Golmert is outwardly dumber than Shelia Jackson Lee.

Your analysis is lacking because you assume that Sheila Jackson Lee posses the knowledge to try the tactics. And I'm not assuming that Golmert does as well, but rather that those who are handling him do.

Do you think that if Obama had lost to Romney in 2012 and pulled these exact same stunts (yeah yeah I know), that Rush would have had a problem with it? Probably not. 

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{If Rush was tied down and slowly skinned alive, would Sergeant Pepper still be the best Beatles album....?}

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Be sure to pick up Bongino along the way. 

Cancer needs to try harder

 

"There's a lot of people calling for the end of violence, there's a lot of conservatives, social media, that say that any violence, aggression at all is unacceptable, regardless of the circumstances. I am glad Sam Adams, Thomas Paine, the actual Tea Party guys, the men at Lexington and Concord didn't feel that way."

Rush always makes me think of Ash’s line from Alien:

“I admire its purity. A survivor...unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.”

He’s the King of Trolls.

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