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Like a B horror movie from the 50’s, we watch it to see how bad it will be.

Speaking of bad basketball, will Baker play? 

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I have no idea if Hepa or Liddell are available tonight. But, does it matter if they are?

1 minute ago, Goo Punch said:

Kansas by a million. 

That's just the first half line right?

Hey Shaka...let's win this one for Kansas City, Kansas.  Win it for all the little Kansas City's that never made it this far.  

when's the last time Texas was a 14.5 dog in a conference game? and what do we have to shoot from deep for KU not to cover that? 15/30?

if we come out slow/turning the ball over/not shooting well, we could seriously be down something like 20-6 before the U12.

28 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

if we come out slow/turning the ball over/not shooting well, we could seriously be down something like 20-6 before the U12.

Maybe J’Covan will suit up. Down 18-3 right? 

45 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

 

 

Shaka-the-World!

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We shoot less than 35% from 3-pt; 65% from the line; we get outrebounded by 3 a game, in fact, we lose all the hustle stats. 

The most damning thing against Shaka is we go to FT line less than anybody in NCAA. Bad news for bad shooters.

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Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

49-71. not us.. :(

 

 

you think we can score 49 whole points?  that's almost 25 per half.

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Hey Shaka...let's win this one for Kansas City, Kansas.  Win it for all the little Kansas City's that never made it this far.  

Shitting all over the football board wasn't enough,  huh? 

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I’m watching the Doncic-less Mav’s on the road vs. a tough Indiana team, maybe that will give me some hope for Horns tonight. 

So far, not too bad... 40-44. Porzingis is hitting the trey, but then I realize that’s not the Horns game, so it’s not really working for me, lol 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Maybe J’Covan will suit up. Down 18-3 right? 

Yep. Down 10-0 quickly. 35-23 at half. Won by 11. Brown with 23 off the bench in one of the best performances I’ve seen from a guard at Texas

Maybe we'll beat them by 14.5 points.

That’s the spirit! Mudhole perhaps?
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19 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

You wanna know one major difference?  Carlisle versus Shaka. 

Just some hope... not hoping for a miracle.

but yeah, you’re right, not fair to compare the two. 

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

Shitting all over the football board wasn't enough,  huh? 

Remind me which poster posted the President's tweet?  Was it me?  I can't remember, but I don't think it was.  Did I start the political shit-talking on the football thread or did someone else?  I know sequence of events is a difficult concept for you, you fucking moron.  Show me how I pushed the Trump shit onto the Super Bowl thread.  Show me where I inserted the President into the football board.  Show me right now that I started it all and I'll terminate my account you absolutely letdown of a child.  

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Just now, Lobo said:

Remind me which poster posted the President's tweet?  Was it me?  I can't remember, but I don't think it was.  Did I start the political shit-talking on the football thread or did someone else?  I know sequence of events is a difficult concept for you, you fucking moron.  Goddamn, even your fucking family is stupid.  

Oh, well that makes it okay to drag the poop all over the house. Carry on, Sir Fecalot.

maybe we should dance in the locker room BEFORE the game.

2 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Congratulations fuckwad. You managed to let unklphuckr get you less composed than Derka. Stop shitting out Trump on every thread.

You can avoid the Cloak Room at your discretion.   Why don't you do something fun again like get drunk, angry post, and put my real name up on the boards again?  That was fun

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57 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

“Prepare your anuses.”

Shaka pregame speech 

Or any stupid coaching platitude without actually coaching.

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Juliette Hough in a short, black dress is pleasant to see

she has a sublime buttocks.  Perrin finally admitted that he was massively pressured to give that premature extension to Shaka back when.  But he wouldn't say from whom the pressure came.  Go Horns and so forth.  

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

she has a sublime buttocks.  Perrin finally admitted that he was massively pressured to give that premature extension to Shaka back when.  But he wouldn't say from whom the pressure came.  Go Horns and so forth.  

Probably Fenves

yeah, but I don't think Fenves ever has or ever will give that much of a shit about basketball.  He kinda, slightly intimated that it was a donor

5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

she has a sublime buttocks.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

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1 minute ago, Mossyhorn said:

Sims off to a good start

I'll say. Jump hook from the elbow. Not often you see that (or should).

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Well, fine... it started Sims, 4; KU, 2.

since then, he’s in foul trouble 

STFU Bilas. Nobody doubts he’s a good guy. That’s not what he’s overpaid to do. 

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Will Baker... induces a travel ha ha

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Baker and 3s, eyeroll 

Sheer panic with the ball


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