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    It’s really something to watch a group of people so consumed with hate for a single individual that they’re unable to applaud for common sense victories that our President is accomplishing. Mind bo

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    Johnny Sack

    @bottlecap keeps negging me.  What a butthurt pussy

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Just now, cabowabo said:

Poor liberals....

Liberals will be fine. One of their own will be giving this speech soon enough and then we can say poor conservatives.

Yay, politics!

3 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

This fuckers gonna get another term. Lmao

4 more years

Leg day for Republicans 

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Dems should nominate Sinema, she looks like about the only one there with a lick of political common sense.

Sinema standing ovation. 

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1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Dems should nominate Sinema, she looks like about the only one there with a lick of political common sense.

Nah.  They should stay with 79 year-old commie socialists, fake Indians, gay small town mayors and a mush brained former VP.  

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

Nah.  They should stay with 79 year-old commie socialists, fake Indians, gay small town mayors and a mush brained former VP.  

You have Donald Trump.

8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Liberals will be fine. One of their own will be giving this speech soon enough and then we can say poor conservatives.

Yay, politics!

It won't be that soon.

I've no dog in the hunt but Trump will be doing this another 4 times. 

Liberals will be fine. One of their own will be giving this speech soon enough and then we can say poor conservatives.
Yay, politics!
I appreciate your takes sometimes. No offense, and I realize that's a telling caveat, but are you on the spectrum?
6 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

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Marsha Blackburn has aged horribly in the past few years.  

1 minute ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Did he say we added thousands of factories? 

It’s easy to build a new factory in his world.  

Infrastructure week?

1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

It won't be that soon.

I've no dog in the hunt but Trump will be doing this another 4 times. 

Maybe.

But then he won't be.

 

2 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

It won't be that soon.

I've no dog in the hunt but Trump will be doing this another 4 times. 

I'd bet not.  He's placing all his chips on the economy, so if it blips into even a small correction, he's likely screwed.

It won't be that soon.
I've no dog in the hunt but Trump will be doing this another 4 times. 
Htf do you have no dog in THIS hunt?

If the economy isn’t in a recession, he’s going to blow out whichever of the clowns the democrats are running that gets the nomination. 

5 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Nah.  They should stay with 79 year-old commie socialists, fake Indians, gay small town mayors and a mush brained former VP.  

Any of those would be preferable to a white supremacist con man rapist whose puppeteer is Vladimir freaking Putin.

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

What was the o/u on claps?

12.5 posts

 

3 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

I'd bet not.  He's placing all his chips on the economy, so if it blips into even a small correction, he's likely screwed.

Same as it ever was.

2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

If the economy isn’t in a recession, he’s going to blow out whichever of the clowns the democrats are running that gets the nomination. 

He's going to win with a minority of votes again.

15 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

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Good god, someone needs to take her to the vet to be put down

16 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Tie crimes and misdemeanors?

Mother helped him. Melania won't touch the Dotard 

1 minute ago, StruggleBus said:

Ian’s grandfather is a fucking boss

But with the way Trump lies, we are going to find out he flew a few supply missions instead of 130 combat missions.  

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4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Who the fuck is Saul that he keeps mentioning?

Better call him...

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

He's going to win with a minority of votes again.

You guys will win halftime again, then. Let that comfort you when he replaces RBG and a few others.  

Nancy carefully studying the refinancing papers. 

Half of his base just shit their pants at the mention of “inclusive”. 

The state of our union is very strong.  Americans will vote to keep it that way instead of installing someone from the dem freak show.  
 

praying for a recession is your only hope David. 

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Gee Dotard, a bunch of those schools are failing because of, you know, Republicans fucking around.  

And Melanie couldn’t wait to sit down.  

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

You guys will win halftime again, then. Let that comfort you when he replaces RBG and a few others.  

A tyrannical minority was always gonna have to be solved the hard way. You ready to join the SS?

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