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Just now, troph said:

 


You must not listen to him often. He’s usually fumbling and bumbling along, slurred speech, mispronounced words, rambling. He did well tonight but he probably was pleaded with to stay on the script of the speech writer, he usually does not though.
 

 

He did everything you described tonight because he can’t talk and can barely read his teleprompter because he needs fucking glasses

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3 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Guess they’re trying to get Michigan back?

Have they fired Harbaugh?

Sounds like a bunch of people loving their healthcare!

2 minutes ago, F250 said:


Now would have been a good time for the Democrats to drag Beto out of storage. Whitmer is lame.

10 bucks she says something in Spanish. 

So is Trump still ugly, stupid, fat, and barely capable of reading words off a screen?

Like or hate her, this lady can give an insomnia cure speech.

Just now, Amos Moses said:

You should get out more.  Or stop sniffing glue.

No need. Your mom drives to my house

I liked the Democratic Response better last year when Michael Strahan gave it.

Just now, immortal13 said:

No need. Your mom drives to my house

Good one - fourth grade game just like your orange buffoon god.

Your party needs to keep blacks poor, miserable and on the tit.  So you can blame others for it and keep harvesting votes.  Zero incentive to really help. 

Coming from a supporter of a party and president who’ve built their regime on a foundation of fear of mooslems, Mexican rapists and murderers and MS-13 right here in River City, and yep, fear of the “criminal element in the inner city” (hear that dog whistle?), and “if they’d just do whatever the cops tell them, they wouldn’t get shot,” this...is fucking rich.
The sad thing is, you’re right - the Dems have done a damned fine job of taking the black vote for granted....but goddamn....the sadder thing is that your party is so fucking shitty to minorities that he got 8% of the black vote. Don’t piss on minorities at every turn and tell us it’s raining.
3 minutes ago, troph said:

 


You must not listen to him often. He’s usually fumbling and bumbling along, slurred speech, mispronounced words, rambling. He did well tonight but he probably was pleaded with to stay on the script of the speech writer, he usually does not though.
 

 

Ok SOTU is what I was referring to. Feel better?

No one watching a national rebuttal cares what some democrat governor is doing in someone else’s state. This speech sucks.

2 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

No need. Your mom drives to my house

Down to 75 year old fatties huh? Hopefully your prospects will pick up soon.

Just now, Amos Moses said:

Good one - fourth grade game just like your orange buffoon god.

She picks me up beer on the way too if I tell her to. 

Hey Democrats did finally get out the results of Iowa. Getting things done. 

Just now, SimonBolivar said:

Down to 75 year old fatties huh? Hopefully your prospects will pick up soon.

You know Amos' mom, too?

1 minute ago, troph said:

 


You must not listen to him often. He’s usually fumbling and bumbling along, slurred speech, mispronounced words, rambling. He did well tonight but he probably was pleaded with to stay on the script of the speech writer, he usually does not though.
 

It probably helped that he was slinging red meat the entire time which is in his wheelhouse. There were a couple of times he started to ad lib and go into Trump rally mode but managed to stay on script. They must have put a remote controlled vibrating Ben Wa ball up his ass to keep him on target.

That Michigan accent is a non-starter. And the NPR tone is terrible. troph is right. This needs to be a fire and brimstone rebuttal to what Trump said tonight. Not this PSA. 

Will be glad when she croaks. 
 

 

10 minutes ago, troph said:

 


You must not listen to him often. He’s usually fumbling and bumbling along, slurred speech, mispronounced words, rambling. He did well tonight but he probably was pleaded with to stay on the script of the speech writer, he usually does not though.
 

 

Benzedrine.  Or meth.

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

@bottlecap keeps negging me.  What a butthurt pussy

ha! suck a fart out of paula deens ass you old boomer fuck

9 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Please don't be sexist, rude sir.

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Grimace fucked Middle-Aged Terri Hatcher.  I can fap to this.  

Glad I didn't end up watching this debacle from either party.  Did all of them die yet leaving the sole survivor, J-Lo's ass?  

its over?  i was hoping for Japanese style parliamentary fighting action. i mean war is hell you know

i don't know why guys even bother responding to the trolls on these threads. they show their hateful heads only when their purpose gets to rattle on without challenge. they are the same. do more like Brickhorn. he is doing right. just remember though that its actually a war you are in. 

have a good nuke free spin zone on whatever terrible media outlet you tune into now. 

 

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At least Rosa Parks had a seat.  Made this black dude squat in the aisle.  #savages

4 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Will be glad when she croaks. 
 

 

Why the far left is a joke.

She almost popped out her dentures during the rip

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14 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Please don't be sexist, rude sir.

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Governor POV!

Do you know how I know you’re a fucking moron?

You'll feel better tomorrow.


He probably won’t. But you will still be a moron tomorrow.
3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

At least Rosa Parks had a seat.  Made this black dude squat in the aisle.  #savages

Interesting fact about that picture is that there is another black person in there..smdh

It probably helped that he was slinging red meat the entire time which is in his wheelhouse. There were a couple of times he started to ad lib and go into Trump rally mode but managed to stay on script. They must have put a remote controlled vibrating Ben Wa ball up his ass to keep him on target.
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8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Why the far left is a joke.

What the US is doing to Venezuela, and which Nancy supports, certainly isn’t. 

13 minutes ago, staboner said:

its over?  i was hoping for Japanese style parliamentary fighting action. i mean war is hell you know

i don't know why guys even bother responding to the trolls on these threads. they show their hateful heads only when their purpose gets to rattle on without challenge. they are the same. do more like Brickhorn. he is doing right. just remember though that its actually a war you are in

have a good nuke free spin zone on whatever terrible media outlet you tune into now. 

 

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Trump calls members of the press “enemies of the people”, tweets daily demeaning nicknames of Democrats, utters veiled threats of violence against his opponents, belittles and undermines our allies BUT OMG NANCY PELOSI RIPPED UP A COPY OF A SPEECH!!!!!

Should’ve ripped that dead orange muskrat he calls a toupee off his dementia riddled bloated head.

12 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tearing up her facelift bill?

Interesting fact about that picture is that there is another black person in there..smdh


He’s the guy in khakis, right? So fucking typical
51 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Your party needs to keep blacks poor, miserable and on the tit.  So you can blame others for it and keep harvesting votes.  Zero incentive to really help. 

Just stop. It’s pretty comical that you and other conservatives believe this yet you and other conservatives don’t give two shits about Blacks except when you’re suppressing their votes.


but do you boo

11 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Why the far left is a joke.

We don't have a far left in this country with any iota of power.

The Democratic Party leadership is center right. Progressives are center left. 

Words have meaning. 

i loved her ripping up the lies, and i'm not her biggest fan

If pence had any balls he would have audibly called her out. Of course he does not. 

Is this where we all need to complain about how the Democrats lack civility? My president is persecuted!!!!!
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