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You like your pre existing conditions?  You can keep your pre existing conditions.

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Pelosi gonna chew through her lip. 

Win or lose this fat bastard won’t be around for 4 more years. 

Just now, Anastasis said:

Pelosi gonna chew through her lip. 

She doesn’t have to clap but going through a nervous breakdown isn’t a good look.

He’s just flat out lying his ass off on almost every sentence. It’s remarkable.

Pre-existing conditions, Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security.  His pollsters must have gotten through to him. 

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Win or lose this fat bastard won’t be around for 4 more years. 

How's that?

Just now, FondrenRoad said:

A tyrannical minority was always gonna have to be solved the hard way. You ready to join the SS?

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Just now, Auto Driller said:

She doesn’t have to clap but going through a nervous breakdown isn’t a good look.

Doesn’t look like a nervous breakdown, looks like someone annoyed but outright lies.

Just now, Brothahorn said:

Nancy seems happy or high...

He’s giving the Dems a lot of fodder for November.  

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

He’s just flat out lying his ass off on almost every sentence. It’s remarkable.

Well, he tends to do that.

4 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

You like your pre existing conditions?  You can keep your pre existing conditions.

 

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He’s giving the Dems a lot of fodder for November.  


Like they will remember any of it.
2 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

How's that?

You see a lot of obese 75 year old men walking around?

32 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

This fuckers gonna get another term. Lmao

Yep, and it’s gonna be glorious. 

You have to admit, the blatant lying is pretty impressive.

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He’s giving the Dems a lot of fodder for November.  

I’m just amazed at the lack of sniffles. 

What were they shouting at him there?

Just now, Brothahorn said:

We got a little shit flinging, hell yes.

Hoping for a down right brawl. 

3 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Nancy seems happy or high...

Vodka and Polident, a lethal combination

Just now, AustinHorn said:

The White Jackets erupt 

Straight jackets

You have to admit, the blatant lying is pretty impressive.


It works on 49% of the population apparently.

holy shit. I thought I had seen it all. 

Fuck Rush Limbaugh

Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no!

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I so bad want to say something about Rush, but I have a 100 yr old grandmother back home in east Texas who is sick and karma will fuck my shit up.

More surreal than Inauguration Day. 

LOL ok this is pretty fucking funny.

Just now, F250 said:

LOL ok this is pretty fucking funny.

Troll level 1000000

Just now, RPM said:

Fuck Rush Limbaugh

Right now, Alex Jones is busy figuring out what illness will get him invited to the next SOTU.

and everybody is confused as fuck that Melania is presenting the medal.  

Stage 4 lung cancer, statistics say he has less than a 50% chance of living until election day.

“The Next medal goes to Stone Cold Steve Austin....”

She's not drawing that ribbon tight enough around his throat.

Just now, horn4life said:

our country is now a realty show

 

It's always about location location location...

Democrats ought to stand up and walk out after that shit parade.

1 minute ago, horn4life said:

our country is now a realty show

 

is this a trump tower joke?

Just now, Dbeasy said:

“The Next medal goes to Stone Cold Steve Austin....”

The Undertaker

1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Jesus tapdancing christ.

The Judges will accept that...  WTF, and  No wai. are also acceptable.

Who’s the dumb bitch who keeps squealing? 

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