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    It’s really something to watch a group of people so consumed with hate for a single individual that they’re unable to applaud for common sense victories that our President is accomplishing. Mind bo

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    @bottlecap keeps negging me.  What a butthurt pussy

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1 minute ago, RPM said:

Democrats ought to stand up and walk out after that shit parade.

It would smell better in there if they did

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Hoping for a down right brawl. 

Nancy is going to pull a Kanye and grab the mic any second now.

 

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Troll level 1000000

Exactly. We are witnessing a once in a lifetime level troll job.

This fucking piece of shit

Just now, F250 said:

Exactly. We are witnessing a once in a lifetime level troll job.

I honestly can’t imagine a bigger troll job than having melania Pin a medal on rush during a state of the union.   

Planting trees...that should solve it. 

Just now, Brothahorn said:

Nancy is going to pull a Kanye and grab the mic any second now.

 

She'll probably freeze up, and eventually give it back

Infrastructure week!!!

2 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Nancy is going to pull a Kanye and grab the mic any second now.

 

God that would be glorious

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Planting trees...that should solve it. 

Yeah trees are bad

Infrastructure week!

Dems pissed a Republican is getting blacks off the plantation.  Dems doing the same shit for 160 years now.  

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

I honestly can’t imagine a bigger troll job than having melania Pin a medal on rush during a state of the union.   

Agree. Heads exploded all over the country for that one.

 

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

a Republican is getting blacks off the plantation.

Narrator: He's not.

Man, it’s great citizens of this country never go on shooting sprees.

Why doesn't Trump read the details the El Pase Walmart shooter?

Ok. This is getting fucked up. I mean this isn't funny anymore.

2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Dems pissed a Republican is getting blacks off the plantation.  Dems doing the same shit for 160 years now.  

Yup, still uneducated about Blacks I see.

 

do you

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2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Dems pissed a Republican is getting blacks off the plantation.  Dems doing the same shit for 160 years now.  

Fuck off you piece of shit.

my wife tells better, more coherent stories. from memory. 

8 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Who’s the dumb bitch who keeps squealing? 

Ill gag south Austin’s mom

Catch and release replaced by catch and drop in hot oil 😄

keep your hands off my poisonous narcotics supply, kthx. 

What was up with the heil Trump salute by the big guy a few minutes back?

4 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Fuck off you piece of shit.

Truth hurts. 

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

Truth hurts. 

Yes.  It is the truth that you are a piece of shit.

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

Truth hurts. 

You must never be in pain.

Unless you’re a Muslim

my tv’s regular sleep function just popped up from being on the same channel too long. never really noticed but it says “are you sure you want to keep watching this?”

respect, mr samsung.

 

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Yup, still uneducated about Blacks I see.

 

do you

He doesn’t know jack shit about any minority fuck him 

Haha Sheila Jackson Lee thinks we already planted our flag on Mars.

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Unless you’re a Muslim

Islam doesn't count.

When Trump says "We raise our voices in prayer" he is referring to the time he screamed "Sweet Jesus I'm about to nut" 15 seconds into banging a porn star while his third wife was at home with his newborn child.

2 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Yes.  It is the truth that you are a piece of shit.

Your party needs to keep blacks poor, miserable and on the tit.  So you can blame others for it and keep harvesting votes.  Zero incentive to really help. 

Nancy looks like she could use another gimlet or two. 

1 minute ago, immortal13 said:

Haha Sheila Jackson Lee thinks we already planted our flag on Mars.

But I'll bet even she knows where Kansas City is...

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