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2 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Yes.  It is the truth that you are a piece of shit.

Tahoe and his weird surveys on us disappeared when Sack showed. Just saying. Sack, Sock, Suck whatever it takes

Anyway, I don't watch till the 4th quarter. Always a close game till then.  

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Just now, Johnny Sack said:

Your party needs to keep blacks poor, miserable and on the tit.  So you can blame others for it and keep harvesting votes.  Zero incentive to really help. 

You do realize that except for the black part, you just described a large part of Trump's voting base, right? 

Just now, TexArcher said:

But I'll bet even she knows where Kansas City is...

Trump is a moron but let's not get hasty.

Just now, TexArcher said:

But I'll bet even she knows where Kansas City is...

somewhere near the border of north and south Vietnam. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

But I'll bet even she knows where Kansas City is...

I doubt it

Kid has bigger balls than every politician in the room. 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

You do realize that except for the black part, you just described a large part of Trump's voting base, right? 

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1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

somewhere near the border of north and south Vietnam. 

Archer got owned

RATS. Too soon?

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

But I'll bet even she knows where Kansas City is...

Highly fucking doubtful, but you knew that already.  2 Kansas cities in different states would blow what little sanity she ever had.

Only thing I've ever learned from SOTU addresses is that no matter what happens to me or my family I will never be a political tool for politicians to use my tears for votes. Fuck that.

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Been going on more than an hour, let's get to the boardroom and the firing.

You pretty much have the outline for 2020 political rhetoric laid out tonight. 

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

Highly fucking doubtful, but you knew that already.  2 Kansas cities in different states would blow what little sanity she ever had.

Do you ever think she goes to Wichita KS a lot by accident?

I know nothing really about him, but general Milley was destined to be an army general from birth. God. He really has the look down. Those eyebrows. 

Fuuuuck... I can't take anymore of this. Somebody show me the box score when it's over.

2 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Bring up Hunter

Really to stick the landing he should do it. 

I wonder who gets the red rose and the champagne limo ride?

3 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Been going on more than an hour, let's get to the boardroom and the firing.

Let’s go for another 3. The agony on the liberals’ faces is fabulous.  

Turing this bitch into a talk show lol.

Holy shit what the fuck is he saying 

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

Fuuuuck... I can't take anymore of this. Somebody show me the box score when it's over.

Trump 100

Dems Zero

Thank you big skyscrapers 

Alamo comment obviously to help Texas not go blue in November.

Tan suits, my ass. This is the thickest tie I’ve ever seen. Where do you even get such a monstrosity? Custom made? Also, didn’t see him walk out, but there was an angle over the podium where it looked like his tie didn’t even reach his belly button. Surely that was just a misleading angle?

He doesn't realize the Mexicans won the Battle of The Alamo.

1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Hope the pool boy isn't still there when they get home.

threeeeeeeeesome...

And our politicians are old as fuck

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

24,000 out of 60 million.

OK.

Lulz....was that chart too hard for you to follow, Dave?

Did pelosi just rip up his speech transcript. Lol. 

I refuse to watch him talk. He’s a classless piece of work that cares only about himself. 

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25 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Dems pissed a Republican is getting blacks off the plantation.  Dems doing the same shit for 160 years now.  

If you get a chance someday why don't you start a thread and describe your vision of a perfect America.  I would read that.

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