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Missed the beginning. Apparently there was drama?

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State of the Union addresses have always been a farce, DJT just took it to 11. Trump is a dada artist mocking the thin veneer of previous practices of political decorum. By turning the SOTU into the theater of the absurd we are forced to ask ourselves how we got here.

I wonder what kind of rate Nancy is getting on her refinance?

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Alamo lol. 

Lulz fucking priceless

look at all those old white men congratulating him

Edited by Michael Knight

Just now, F250 said:

State of the Union addresses have always been a farce, DJT just took it to 11. Trump is a dada artist mocking the thin veneer of previous practices of political decorum. By turning the SOTU into the theater of the absurd we are forced to ask ourselves how we got here.

Most electrifying entertainer in political entertainment history!

nancy ripped up the articles of impeachment.  

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

america is a place where even an orange skinned conman can become president

"When I was little my parents said anyone can grow up to be president.  I'm beginning to believe them."
 

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Nancy ripped it up.  Lulz.

 

 

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

Most electrifying entertainer in political entertainment history!

Who is Bill Clinton with a sax on Arsenio Hall?

no matter where you stand, that was a bitch move by Pelosi. 

I wonder what kind of rate Nancy is getting on her refinance?


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1 minute ago, troph said:

Man the white guys on the republican side that he’s shaking hands with...? Holy crap they are really weird looking. Like super white in a way I don’t normally see. And I work with a lot of white guys. Just odd looking people.

Gotta get a pic for the reelection campaign.

4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Real classy Pelosi. 

If pence had any balls he would have audibly called her out. Of course he does not. 

1 minute ago, troph said:

Man the white guys on the republican side that he’s shaking hands with...? Holy crap they are really weird looking. Like super white in a way I don’t normally see. And I work with a lot of white guys. Just odd looking people.

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1 minute ago, immortal13 said:

Like him or hate him, the dude can give a speech

Do you know how I know you’re a fucking moron?

This made Lord Buckethead look like amateur hour.

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3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Missed the beginning. Apparently there was drama?

Before the speech Trump turned and quickly handed copies of the speech to Pence and Pelosi, then turned back around.  Didn't attempt to shake hands with either, but as he was turning away Pelosi reached her hand out and then acted all goofy that he didn't turn back around and shake it.  Quite possible he didn't even see her reach out.  Or maybe he's firing Pence and thus shunned them both.

 

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

no matter where you stand, that was a bitch move by Pelosi. 

She was just doing her imitation of Trump and The Constitution.

Man the white guys on the republican side that he’s shaking hands with...? Holy crap they are really weird looking. Like super white in a way I don’t normally see. And I work with a lot of white guys. Just odd looking people.


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1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

no matter where you stand, that was a bitch move by Pelosi. 

She does bitch veeeery well.

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

no matter where you stand, that was a bitch move by Pelosi. 

Well he did snub her handshake. That's a serious dis

4 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

nancy ripped up the articles of impeachment.  

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1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

no matter where you stand, that was a bitch move by Pelosi. 

oh go fuck yourself

1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

Do you know how I know you’re a fucking moron?

You'll feel better tomorrow.

3 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Like him or hate him, the dude can give a speech

Do you actually think this?

3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

no matter where you stand, that was a bitch move by Pelosi. 

Did it hurt your feelings?

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Do you actually think this?

Hobbes, I know reality is hard for you right now. It will get better, I swear

Michiganers?

Just now, immortal13 said:

Hobbes, I know reality is hard for you right now. It will get better, I swear

Totally.

Do you actually think Donald Trump is good at giving speeches?

8 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Missed the beginning. Apparently there was drama?

Trump straight up snubbed Pelosi on a handshake attempt

5 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Like him or hate him, the dude can give a speech

Bless your heart.


Now would have been a good time for the Democrats to drag Beto out of storage. Whitmer is lame.

Whoa so far rebuttal speech is terrible.

Guess they’re trying to get Michigan back?

Oooo, she’s attacking Infrastructure Week!

2 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Trump straight up snubbed Pelosi on a handshake attempt

Also mother of Sandy Hook kid was kicked out or something like that or might've been something about eating out the ass of a midget but I wasn't paying much attention.

Edited by SimonBolivar

Just now, David Dennison said:

Bless your heart.

I like your style, Dave. Always calm unlike your triggered brethren

3 minutes ago, Xian said:

This Michigan governor is fucking hot  

Please don't be sexist, rude sir.

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Still bad. Really really bad.

7 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Like him or hate him, the dude can give a speech

You should get out more.  Or stop sniffing glue.

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