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Houston plays at 4pm today.

Dallas plays at 4pm tomorrow.

They play each other on 3/1.

 

Odds To Win The 2020 XFL Championship
Team Odds
Dallas Renegades +350
D.C. Defenders +350
Tampa Bay Vipers +350
Houston Roughnecks +700
Los Angeles Wildcats +700
St. Louis BattleHawks +700
New York Guardians +750
Seattle Dragons +900

So what will the Houston fans' very clever and unique shit talk be for Dallas? The "Renegirls"?

58 minutes ago, 'stache said:

So what will the Houston fans' very clever and unique shit talk be for Dallas? The "Renegirls"?

Probably something about Stoops and dicks.

3 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Probably something about Stoops and dicks.

Well that's definitely fair. But I'm thinking there will be significant overlap with Texans' fans (i.e., NFL aggy) who care more about the "Cowgirls" and will come up with something equally clever.

O/U on number of Dallas fans who claim they don't give a shit but are in the Houston thread trash talking?

 

 

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1 hour ago, elfenix said:

O/U on number of Dallas fans who claim they don't give a shit but are in the Houston thread trash talking?

 

 

I started it because I felt that this would be the perfect way to take this stupid "rivalry" to its stupid apex.

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The star on the sleeve is an interesting feature.

So far I’m pleasantly surprised by the lack of schtickiness and overall high quality of everything in this XFL.

Fuck the Renegades!!!

Another Hunble Good Guys vs Fake Money Douches rivalry to enjoy.

I quit rooting for the Renegades the day that Mark Cuban fired Tom Landry.  

Edited by clapclapclap
Laura Miller botching the downtown stadium was the last straw.

21 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

I quit rooting for the Renegades the day that Mark Cuban fired Tom Landry.  

Amen on Laura Miller. Bitch fucked up stadiums (football and baseball) and pot holes.

 I know she had nothing to do with the baseball stadium but blame her anyway. She's a bitch.

 If she has passed, I offer my condolences.

edit: forgot to add roughnecks suck!

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23 hours ago, 'stache said:

So what will the Houston fans' very clever and unique shit talk be for Dallas? The "Renegirls"?

Renegays. Too easy. 

 

NTTAWWT 

Its nice to see teh Houston aggys play yesterday  so cute 

23 hours ago, 'stache said:

So what will the Houston fans' very clever and unique shit talk be for Dallas? The "Renegirls"?

No they will call us the Arlington Cowboys like they do with the Arlington Cowboys and Arlington Rangers. They are so clever!!

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

No they will call us the Arlington Cowboys like they do with the Arlington Cowboys and Arlington Rangers. They are so clever!!

Don't forget Frisco. 

21 hours ago, elfenix said:

O/U on number of Dallas fans who claim they don't give a shit but are in the Houston thread trash talking?

 

 

About tree-fiddy!

  • 3 weeks later...

If a roughnecks fan gets in my face I'll drop that motherfucker. 

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

If a roughnecks fan gets in my face I'll drop that motherfucker. 

I've honestly forgotten which team is which.

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I've honestly forgotten which team is which.

Yeah I had to check like 3 times before making the comment.

I haven’t been this amped up for a Dallas/Houston rumble since that preseason game when the Cowboys and Texans said, “Never mind,” and just raised money for hurricane relief.

It’s gettin’ hot in herr!

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