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4 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Houston looks like The Replacement. Hope they have stripper cheerleaders. 

If it helps, they got a booty ref.

okay i've seen enough of these extra point attempts

you either line up jumbo and try to pound it in for 1

or

you go for 3 from the 10 because the more room you have to operate on a single play, the better your chance of getting someone open

 

passing from the 3 or the 5 makes no sense when you have the option of passing from the 10 for an extra point

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4 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

If it helps, they got a booty ref.

Got her from the SWAC:

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This is the one from the Seattle-DC game, got her from Conference USA:

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what was he complaining that they will "talk to the league about"?

5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Houston Roughnecks

Houston Roughnecks

Houston Roughnecks number 1

Yep, Bud Adams would have sued over the helmet logo if he were still alive.

4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Houston Roughnecks

Houston Roughnecks

Houston Roughnecks number 1

1,5, 7, 8 who do you appreciate!

Houston Roughnecks!

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

what was he complaining that they will "talk to the league about"?

It's Houston, of course we're stealing signals.

like the booth to the field ref mics

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

like the booth to the field ref mics

yea that is cool 

That replay room is not exactly a display of efficiency.  Took forever to get a relevant clip on their monitor.

X does mean extreme, right? Didn't look like blatant helmet to helmet, so let it roll. The dude wasn't hurt. 
 

Nice return, too. 

Wow that would have been a badass catch

Damn he was wide the fuck open. oh I see what happened. Great play Walker. I am drunk

Edited by Zepol87

1 minute ago, Tracer Bullet said:

You know what?  Fuck it, this shit is fun to watch in the middle of February

Why the fuck not?

Is that Bleeding Gums Murphy on the sideline?

Judging from my TL, everyone's having a great time tailgating and at the game in Houston. 

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Pretty exicting first half. Lots of growing pains. The scoring system keeps the game within reach for both teams pretty much always. Later in the season this could cause some huge momentum swings, and some exciting endings.

Edited by MillerEP

that clock management...

is that fool really wearing that giant earring in the game

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So every team except for us has been only going for the 1pt conversion. Looks like June Jones has chosen to go for 2 everytime.

Just now, MillerEP said:

So every team except for us has been only going for the 1pt conversion. Looks like June Jones has chosen to go for 2 everytime.

he stole the book from Mensa

or maybe it was hidden away in the UH locker room and he found it

Edited by ButtFumble

I've watched more XFL today than I did NFL any weekend.... May not be better but definitely more entertaining for me.

had not thought about it until now, but JJ is calling his own plays from the field still.....while Norm is up in the booth (as an OC of course)

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