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And that's why you're not the coach, Kanoff.

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1 hour ago, WBT said:

The Texans would close the roof for sure.

I can’t remember the last time they opened the roof. It’s been years now. It’s ridiculous they no longer open it. The retractable roof cost Harris County taxpayers $50 million. They used to have a 50-80 rule where they’d open the roof when the temperature was between those numbers. Not opening the roof is another fuck you to the fans. I have been a season ticket holder since the beginning. Pisses me off when it’s a beautiful fall day and they keep the roof closed.

sideline guy looked like Max Headroom in front of that viJeo board

I’m honestly as entertained by this as I am by the random NY Jets/Chicago Bears/Jacksonville Jaguars/Tampa Bay Buccaneers (damn, I could go on) matchup.  

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I was wrong about the scoring system keeping games close.

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

I’m honestly as entertained by this as I am by the random NY Jets/Chicago Bears/Jacksonville Jaguars/Tampa Bay Buccaneers (damn, I could go on) matchup.  

someone mentioned in the other game thread after a missed FG that there are only 32 kickers in the NFL and a ton suck so getting lower than that in a league they could really suck

I think you can say the same for the 64 or so QBs in the NFL also

the NFL kicks way too many FGs also I call it the National Field Goal League they have adjusted the game so much that the offense can't get going with all the D Line allowed to use hands

I think the tricked up PATs is going to help this game as well and the punt rules....more going for it on 4th and the ability to get up to 9 points in a series matters

This team looks to be for real.  Should enter the playoffs as the number 1 seed.

And then get upset, because Houston.

8 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Oakman still a piece of shit.

He's playing in this game?  Shouldn't he be in jail?

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

He's playing in this game?  Shouldn't he be in jail?

He has been late hitting all game

that helmet to helmet looked liked it was on the RB more so than the defender

the defender was leading with his shoulder and the RB lowered his head forward and lead with it

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2 different QBs and LA still can't get anything going.

Didn’t read all the way through the thread.  John Granato on the radio play by play.  ESPN FM 97.5. 

Houston looks pretty good. I think this will a fun ass league for however long it lasts

I think JJ needs a nap he is starting to drag on the play calling

Mattress Mack should sponsor a recliner for him to sit in and coach

Just now, Alien Octopus said:

Ally Sheedy working in the replay booth.

I was much more interested in looking at her that my replay dude.

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I was much more interested in looking at her that my replay dude.

What does your replay dude look like?

Asking for a friend. 

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

he got his dick knocked off

I hope that QB getting blasted makes ESPN.

uh I thought the tent was so that you could not see what was being worked on because of HIPPA

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Haha he got hit in the junk, got mad at the ball for it and kicked it.

Edited by MillerEP

Definitely a more enjoyable game than the early ABC game. Both of these systems seem to be more complex and better coached. The first half of the first game was a complete abortion. This game has entirely felt like better football. 

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4 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

So when we play Bag of Dicks Stoops?

April 2 and March 1

Edited by MillerEP

Just now, MillerEP said:

April 2

Sun, Mar 1 - 4:00pm ET

FS1
HOU Roughnecks

HOU Roughnecks

 

DAL Renegades

DAL Renegades

 

buy tickets

 

 

 

 

Thu, Apr 2 - 8:00pm ET

Fox
DAL Renegades

DAL Renegades

 

HOU Roughnecks

HOU Roughnecks

 

buy tickets
9 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

i like the cup of Gatorade bath.

Low budget league

52 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Over/under on attendance for LA’s first home game.

11

6 of us here have tickets next week

32 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

6 of us here have tickets next week

Enjoy your 5 new friends.

The crowd energy was great. Hopefully this works out. Good football, cheap to take your family. Looking forward to next sunday.

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