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XFL - St. Louis Battlehawks vs Dallas Renegades - ESPN

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Dallas gonna finally get a championship this millennium.  Just an XFL title 

Toyota Stadium houses FC Dallas which is owned by the Hunt family, they of the Kansas City Chiefs ownership. I doubt Clark Hunt wants to help out a competitor. They also probably don't want 300 pound linemen chewing up their field before the MLS season starts. 

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You should get 7 points if you kick it up into the Home Run Porch. 

24 minutes ago, 'stache said:

$10 mil to renovate for XFL? Geez, I really just don't get it.

was the cotton bowl not available?

The sideline reporter is hip and cool. I want to be like him when I grow hair on my balls. 

Just now, elfenix said:

was the cotton bowl not available?

dallas probably hired laura miller to "play hard ball" with the XFL and Vince told her to fuck off just like Jerry did

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

The sideline reporter is hip and cool. I want to be like him when I grow hair on my balls. 

If this doesn’t work out he definitely can get work as a boxing hypeman or used car salesman.  His take on the first week was a bit hyperbolic.

was the cotton bowl not available?
Fucking this. I'd rather see a 1/4 full cotton bowl than a 1/4 full Frankensteined baseball stadium. Not like they're using the cotton bowl for anything

I'd rather not sully the Cotton Bowl with mediocre football. 

did not know the ball was different and I like the transition to gambling

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I'd rather not sully the Cotton Bowl with mediocre football. 

thanks mack

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Any of the new area mega high school stadiums would work too. The Cotton Bowl is too big. I wish these teams would acknowledge that 20,000 is about the max they should expect and play in stadiums that hold that. The DC game yesterday in the 20,000 seat soccer stadium looked good. Empty decks in an old baseball stadium looks like crap.

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

thanks mack

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1 minute ago, mdmost said:

I'd rather not sully the Cotton Bowl with mediocre football. 

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1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

Announcer: “If you’re a Sooner, and they love you in this state, you’re doing something right!”

Who the fuck in Texas loves Bob Stoops?

Dick salesmen.  Duh.

31 minutes ago, NateHitch said:

I had completely dismissed the XFL as soon as it was announced they'd give it another go round but I'm kinda digging it. Love the mics on the replay officials and the point after rules. I doubt it lasts more than a season or two but I hope the NFL takes a hard look at what they're doing, XFL has some interesting ideas

Same thing happened last time NFL stole a lot of  the things they did with the cameras ect.  The battle hawks qb sucks.

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53 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The colors, helmet, uniform, all of it is terrible for Dallas. I don't get how some of you like it. It's attrocious. They would look terrible in the arena league standards, and that's pretty bad.

Thanks, Harsin.

 

 

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Field setup is even worse than I imagined. Why are they trying so hard to make Globe Life work without a real tenant? If you replaced it just let it fucking go and tear it down.

 

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Lol wut? Two tone for Dallas with a little under arm splotch? They look terrible.

 

59 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The colors, helmet, uniform, all of it is terrible for Dallas. I don't get how some of you like it. It's attrocious. They would look terrible in the arena league standards, and that's pretty bad.

 

57 minutes ago, 'stache said:

$10 mil to renovate for XFL? Geez, I really just don't get it.

 

53 minutes ago, 'stache said:

That's the thing, they aren't going to tear it down. They are going to try and force events in there. This, a minor league soccer team, and some concerts apparently. Arlington sucks so bad, I see if it you are going to see the Cowboys 8 times a year. I never understood it for MLB, but okay, it's professional and can draw people in. But minor leagues and concerts? Maybe I didn't live in DFW long enough to get the draw to fucking Arlington. The few times I was there was depressing as fuck. 

Did Tom Vandergriff fuck your grandma or something?

You were probably smart if you bet the under. 

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So far in every game the second half has been better. The teams tend to open it up a bit more.

Not living in Dallas nor following the every move of Bob Stoops, how did he wind up coaching an XFL team?  Did he just get tired of OU and take a break and then get bored?

A guarantee that he could get all the bags of dicks he could ever desire?

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51 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Any of the new area mega high school stadiums would work too. The Cotton Bowl is too big. I wish these teams would acknowledge that 20,000 is about the max they should expect and play in stadiums that hold that. The DC game yesterday in the 20,000 seat soccer stadium looked good. Empty decks in an old baseball stadium looks like crap.

Imagine how empty it looks for soccer games

Dumbest penalty of all time? Dude pushes through way after the play, way past the sideline, and hurts his knee running into the bench. Lol, what a fucking mornon. 

So ex-TCU guy decides to be a little bitch out of bounds and gets a season ending injury.  Bye bye paychecks, hope you had AFLAC.

Of course a stoops team would be obsessed with phalic fruit. I best he eats a banana in a very suggestive manner. Banana Banana!

Image result for eating a banana suggestive

 

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5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Dumbest penalty of all time? Dude pushes through way after the play, way past the sideline, and hurts his knee running into the bench. Lol, what a fucking mornon. 

yep.

The legend of Hal Mumme may have been slightly exaggerated.

I thought Landry cock munch Jones was the Dallas qb

Falls fucking epidemic no one can score a fucking td in this town I 

Just now, tbone_ said:

I thought Landry cock munch Jones was the Dallas qb

He's recovering from a dick eating injury. Should be fine for next week after eating BANANA BANANA BANANAS.

Jason Garrett would be proud of this Dallas team. Settling for FGs. Clap clap clap clap

LOL, that was hilarious. I hope McAfee gets to ask that guy what the hell he was thinking.

Well that was kind of obvious, McAfee went easy on him.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

That's the thing, they aren't going to tear it down. They are going to try and force events in there. This, a minor league soccer team, and some concerts apparently. Arlington sucks so bad, I see if it you are going to see the Cowboys 8 times a year. I never understood it for MLB, but okay, it's professional and can draw people in. But minor leagues and concerts? Maybe I didn't live in DFW long enough to get the draw to fucking Arlington. The few times I was there was depressing as fuck. 

It's not that Arlington has any inherent appeal other than a municipal willingness to take it in the ass to get a stadium.  It's just the location.  People in FW likely would not come to sporting events located in Dallas.  For Dallas people to go to FW would be merely inconvenient.  For the FW people, there's something else.

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

I'd rather not sully the Cotton Bowl with mediocre football. 

Too late.

Dallas jerseys would be much better if they switched the black and blue on the jersey 

27 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Dumbest penalty of all time? Dude pushes through way after the play, way past the sideline, and hurts his knee running into the bench. Lol, what a fucking mornon

Huh?

This Nelson dude really fucking sucks. I guess they need Laundry back real bad. Is Stoops even coaching or is he just a figure head? They are showing Mumme constantly but no Stoops.

"Missed opportunity for Dallas."

So familiar.

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