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wow, it's Parasite

Wow! I thought it’d be 1917 but l loved both. 
 

Jojo was my favorite though. 

2 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Was that Bob Odenkirk in Little Women?

Yes. He was the dad. 

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

What a bitch with that bitchass pause... then... Parasite

You would think she would empathize with the title.

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Jane surrounded by Asians.... again.  

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I think there were a bunch of good American movies, but none that were truly outstanding, so they said fuck it, let's give it to an exceptional international film.

Now we get to go watch it.

Kinda reminds me of the Moonlight win.

Life is beautiful should have been the first winner for non English picture. 

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Jane surrounded by Asians.... again.  

If it had been a Vietnamese movie...chef’s kiss

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Jane surrounded by Asians.... again.  

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2 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

I think there were a bunch of good American movies, but none that were truly outstanding, so they said fuck it, let's give it to an exceptional international film.

Now we get to go watch it.

Kinda reminds me of the Moonlight win.

Nah, it was a great movie year.  It was my 2nd favorite behind Once Upon a Time, but Parasite is definitely deserving.

2 minutes ago, pops said:

Life is beautiful should have been the first winner for non English picture. 

That would’ve been a good one for it.   What an incredible film 

Just now, WBT said:

Nah, it was a great movie year.  It was my 2nd favorite behind Once Upon a Time, but Parasite is definitely deserving.

I thought it a pretty strong year after a couple meh years. I'm ready for next year.

Holy Shit!!  Parasite!


You mean Horeey sheet!

Next on the list. Need to knock it and Ford/Ferrari out this week.

Parasite was good. I thought it was a really entertaining and well-shot movie that made some points that had already been made in other movies just as well. The "the elites will never let you actually be part of their circle except as the help" theme was just recently done in a similar and probably more effective way in Get Out as well as the movie where the people turn into horses with huge cocks (forget the name of that one), and the income inequality thing is done all the time. But it was a good entertaining and visually stunning film. And it removes an opportunity for someone from Hollywood to stand on stage and smell their own farts, so I'm cool with it. I'd have given it to Jojo Rabbit but Parasite is cool too.

Hope all those Koreans go get wasted tonight and sing karaoke (no racist)

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16 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

I went and saw Quick Time on a date when I was in junior high.  I don't remember much about it other than Dabney Coleman was in it and I got to honk a boob. 

Honk a boob?  That’s assault brotha. 

19 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I think the sequence went Selena, Scorsese, Fred Rogers ... Harriet Tubman.

All the same.

*Same same [/Parasite]

19 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Jane Fonda walked out confident as fuck for someone on parole.

Goes with the whole white privilege theme of the night. 

6 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Parasite was good. I thought it was a really entertaining and well-shot movie that made some points that had already been made in other movies just as well. The "the elites will never let you actually be part of their circle except as the help" theme was just recently done in a similar and probably more effective way in Get Out as well as the movie where the people turn into horses with huge cocks (forget the name of that one), and the income inequality thing is done all the time. But it was a good entertaining and visually stunning film. And it removes an opportunity for someone from Hollywood to stand on stage and smell their own farts, so I'm cool with it. I'd have given it to Jojo Rabbit but Parasite is cool too.

Don't know this one, but was it done by the guy who did The Lobster? Because it sounds like him.

6 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

 the movie where the people turn into horses with huge cocks (forget the name of that one)

NowThis Goes to the Farm?

Just now, austingirl said:

Don't know this one, but was it done by the guy who did The Lobster? Because it sounds like him.

That was the favourite 

I'm not recalling the Horses With Huge Cocks Movie but it definitely does sound like something Yorgos Lanthimos would do. 

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1 minute ago, austingirl said:

Don't know this one, but was it done by the guy who did The Lobster? Because it sounds like him.

Just looked it up, it was called Sorry to Bother You.

The Lobster is crazy too. I like that guy's movies, as absolutely nuts and unsettling as they are.

8 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

 the movie where the people turn into horses with huge cocks (forget the name of that one)

Even Artificially Inseminated Cowgirls Get the Blues?

1 minute ago, Continental Op said:

I'm not recalling the Horses With Huge Cocks Movie but it definitely does sound like something Yorgos Lanthimos would do. 

Sorry To Bother You

Even Artificially Inseminated Cowgirls Get the Blues?
Joaquin Phoenix does not approve

Me and my drunk ass would aso like to apologize to Billie eilish for all those dumb unwarranted bitch comments.

I was wrong and you are good.

37 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Marcia Gay Harden ever win one?

Al loved her in Millers Crossing.  Al wishes he was Tom Reagan before she left him for Leo.  

10 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Even Artificially Inseminated Cowgirls Get the Blues?

Time on my hands 

34 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

Renee got some serious guns. Didn't know she was that ripped.

 

4 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Time on my hands 

Could be time spent with you 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

"All women are superheroes". Hmm. All women? Are we sure about that? Seems like it kind of degrades the value of the word superhero. 

First thing that popped into my head...

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31 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Time on my hands 

 

27 minutes ago, DigDug said:

 

Could be time spent with you 

Gross

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