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Big winners tonight:

White people

Wealthy Asians

 

Expect more preachiness next year.

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

I need to watch Old Boy and Snowpiercer again.

Nah, no worries bud

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

It’s a crime that Dabney Coleman doesn’t have an Oscar. For.... well I don’t know, but for something.

He won a Supporting Actor Emmy for Sworn To Silence. Should have won Lead Actor for Buffalo Bill. It was his best work.

Glad to see Ford v Ferrari won 2 Oscars. It earned them.

Edited by RPM

6 hours ago, DougO said:

First thing that popped into my head...

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My sentiments exactly. It reminded me of the Bill Burr bit where he criticizes the notion we should believe all women. “All women? How about just 80% of them.” 

Sorry I’m out of touch, what did Jane Fonda do?

9 hours ago, EuroHorn said:

Looks like the skin on her face was recently tightened 

There is a Snare drum somewhere that wants it’s face back.

16 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Sorry I’m out of touch, what did Jane Fonda do?

Never heard of   Hanoi Jane?

Edited by Iceman

9 hours ago, DougO said:

 

Renee got some serious guns. Didn't know she was that ripped.

She been working with Yancy.

I wanted to see more of So Dam Park aka Jessica.

I'd also love to see Joaquin and Renee debate each other.

Joaquin Phoenix seems fun.

12 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

Big winners tonight:

White people

Wealthy Asians

 

Expect more preachiness next year.

My wife (anglo) kept egging me (hispanic) on during the show.

"How come you mexicans aren't making a power grab like the bleks?"

I told her Antonio Banderas got nominated and Penelope Cruz and the Hamilton guy were kind of mexicany.

And that A.G. Inarritu was on a commercial and that he is probably going to make everyone his bitches next year.

1 hour ago, ajax said:

I wanted to see more of So Dam Park aka Jessica.

Yes.  We did get to see some of the mom during the best picture acceptance though.

Is Taika considered Asian? It's so confusing these days.

13 hours ago, DougO said:

 

Renee got some serious guns. Didn't know she was that ripped.

"Who in the hell is Renee ZelWiger...?"

Edited by Rip76

8 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

"Who in the hell is Renee ZelWiger...?"

Zelwigger and Awkwafina have beef for some reason.

10 minutes ago, ajax said:

Zelwigger and Awkwafina have beef for some reason.

 

10 hours ago, Alvin89 said:

My sentiments exactly. It reminded me of the Bill Burr bit where he criticizes the notion we should believe all women. “All women? How about just 80% of them.” 

Oprah on tv "being a mother is the hardest job in the world"

Bill Burr talking to his gf "Really? Really?!? Being a mother is the hardest job in the world? That's funny cause i always thought it was roofing in Boston in the middle of the summer as redhead" 

Wondering just how off my laugh meter is with how universal the praise has been for the wiig Rudolph thing and I thought it was on par with a very bad snl sketch

well, it wasn't hysterical or anything, but it definitely made me chuckle. i mean, it was silly...but not everybody is amused by silliness :)

 

for comparison...i thought Pitt's acceptance speech at SAG was a hoot, much better than the Oscars. 

 

Edited by mchookem

20 hours ago, RPM said:

He won a Supporting Actor Emmy for Sworn To Silence. Should have won Lead Actor for Buffalo Bill. It was his best work.

Glad to see Ford v Ferrari won 2 Oscars. It earned them.

Totally agree. He can be so funny. Born in Austin!

4 hours ago, bluto said:

Wondering just how off my laugh meter is with how universal the praise has been for the wiig Rudolph thing and I thought it was on par with a very bad snl sketch

It was bad, and I'm sick of tired of both of them. There is so little actual talent being put out in entertainment today the few sorta standouts get stretched out far beyond their natural expiration date.

4 hours ago, bluto said:

Wondering just how off my laugh meter is with how universal the praise has been for the wiig Rudolph thing and I thought it was on par with a very bad snl sketch

I fast forwarded through most all of that once they started.  Of course, I do that for most of what Maya Rudolph is in.  

Edited by Beau Vine

Wondering just how off my laugh meter is with how universal the praise has been for the wiig Rudolph thing and I thought it was on par with a very bad snl sketch


I didn’t think it was very funny either.
On 2/10/2020 at 10:18 PM, Beau Vine said:

I fast forwarded through most all of that once they started.  Of course, I do that for most of what Maya Rudolph is in.  

Maya Rudolph is hilarious in pretty much everything she’s ever been in

same for Wiig 

On 2/10/2020 at 10:18 PM, Beau Vine said:

I fast forwarded through most all of that once they started.  Of course, I do that for most of what Maya Rudolph is in.  

Maya Rudolph is hilarious in pretty much everything she’s ever been in

same for Wiig 

On 2/10/2020 at 4:38 PM, BERT said:

Oprah on tv "being a mother is the hardest job in the world"

Bill Burr talking to his gf "Really? Really?!? Being a mother is the hardest job in the world? That's funny cause i always thought it was roofing in Boston in the middle of the summer as redhead" 

Aside from that, Oprah wouldn't have a clue what it's like to be a mother.

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