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Just now, pops said:

Brie Larson seems fun. 

She's not. 

Brie Larson’s tits — I can’t look away

but why would you want to?

"All women are superheroes". Hmm. All women? Are we sure about that? Seems like it kind of degrades the value of the word superhero. 

34 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You’re aware they do Best Song performances pretty much every year?

All night long?

Joker had the best score imo. The dark creepy vibe it created gave me goosebumps. 

Hey did you guys know we have a female conductor?

I feel like we need to all take a minute to appreciate Sigourney Weaver looking that good at 70 years old.

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Cap'n....I can't give you any more wokeness!!! We're at 145% woke!!! She's gonna blow!!!!

Good to see the Conductor re-using Joan Rivers’ costume from Spaceballs.  

Please welcome our next presenter, Charlize Theron, who won an Academy Award for playing a serial killer prostitute ... excuse me, a superhero serial killer prostitute.  

Takes a super hero to play a role like that.

I give original score to Keontay Ingram when he caught the edge on Utah and veered back toward the middle.  My favorite.

The composer for Joker is really going to piss off its incel fan base.  

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

The crowd reactions during that song were the best part of the night thus far. 

This.

All the people under 40 knew all the words.  Everyone else had no idea what to do.

There's some double sided tape going on there

Hey Taupin, no one gives a shit. Let Elton talk 

6 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Please welcome our next presenter, Charlize Theron, who won an Academy Award for playing a serial killer prostitute ... excuse me, a superhero serial killer prostitute.  

So that's why I can't find the Dena Slicer movie, it's in the Superhero category.

meh, elton john's first oscar song was better

I didn’t even know they wrote a new song for this movie

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Hey Taupin, no one gives a shit. Let Elton talk 

He deserves the moment.   We always hear from Elton.  

Whoa, upset there.

They're never going to let QT win one.

Joker had the best score imo. The dark creepy vibe it created gave me goosebumps. 


It was really, really good. Deserving winner there.

Why does the translator have such a long face?

Just now, mdmost said:

Parasite going on a run

That is usually their MO.

1 minute ago, pops said:

Why does the translator have such a long face?

You shut your whore mouth 

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

Bong Joon Ho going to town tonight 

Don’t try to hang, people.   Koreans can drink.  

Just now, Radical Larry said:

He's gonna get really wasted.

Blackout territory now. If he wins best picture....uncharted waters 

Why does the translator have such a long face?
Maybe she's a horse that walked into a bar.

“Thank you, I will drink until next morning.” 
~ Bong Joon Ho 

 

 

 

love it.

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Whoa, upset there.

They're never going to let QT win one.

Are you suggesting that Robert Zumeckis winning for Forrest Gump over Pulp Fiction hasn't held up? 

If QT could have restrained himself for the last 20 minutes, it would have been his.  

Parasite is gonna win isn’t it?

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