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He won’t make it past March and shouldn’t make it past February. This is pathetic. At this point we are trending for about 13 points this half. 
Not sure I've ever seen such awful 3pt shooting in a team in all my years of watching basketball. They can't hit shots and they take those shots off the worst looks imaginable. God forbid they hit on, they just keep jacking up 3s all night.

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Yet somehow, 14-12, with 8:00.

baylor appears to be playing down to the competition...

How fucking STUPID does a referee have to be to call a foul on a guy getting picked when the picker flops??

What the fuck was that inbound play Baylor? Lol

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12 points in 15 minutes.  That's pretty good.  

I know it’s a home game. But we need to charter a bus tonight. Just so we can fire Smart before he gets on it. 

Lol, Rape U with contact on every drive...nothing called.

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

12 points in 15 minutes.  That's pretty good.  

Fielding Yost would not be happy!

Please only keep one of Coleman Ramey or AJ on the floor at any one time. Can’t be worse than this shit. 
 

put in the clunky white dudes

This Baylor team is nothing special. They will get bounced in the sweet 16 or elite 8.  We just fucking suck and it’s a down year for the conference. 

Ham with a nice dunk. 


What is the significance of the bench players making the shot clock violation hand signal after the dunk? Is that a thing I don’t know about?
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I know attrition dictates what we put on the floor tonight, but Hepa... sheesh 

Fran giving CDC cover for keeping Shaka one more year.

Lol... killing the clock to end the half with 16 points on the board


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Talking about Big 12 defenses....

"Texas is in the top 40"

It's year 5, Shaka, and this is the best thing anybody can say about your entire tenure, you fraudlent bastard.

 

Loved frans comment about Texas can win if they execute on offense. When has Texas executed on offense the last 5 years?

I'm glad Shaka makes our guys practice their FTs.  It really shows.

We must be shooting something like 15% within 5 feet of the basket, including the dunk.

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Cunningham makes a play. 

Defensively, good show... offensively, putrid.

1 minute ago, maninblack said:

WTF are we even watching? 

Shaka stealing money from the university.

Just now, BearSchlong said:

It's not like Baylor shot much better. . .

The difference is that Baylor is having an off game. Shaka is probably having his second best coaching game since he got to Texas. 

That might have been the most pathetic display of offense I’ve seen in a college game this year.  And I’ve seen most of our games, so that’s saying something.  It’s a complete fire drill.  

1 minute ago, BearSchlong said:

It's not like Baylor shot much better. . .

Shaka is dragging them down with his incompetence and beating them with it. 

Ramey sizes up his man, bounces, jukes and then . . . does utterly nothing even remotely productive. He’s the Willie Mays Hayes of basketball. 

6 minutes ago, Jhawk said:

Loved frans comment about Texas can win if they execute on offense. When has Texas executed on offense the last 5 years?

And Danny DeVito could have been really good at basketball if he hadn't been so short and fat and unathletic. 

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Ramey sizes up his man, bounces, jukes and then . . . does utterly nothing even remotely productive. He’s the Willie Mays Hayes of basketball. 

With Ramey, you're almost always guaranteed to get:

1) An out-of-control drive leading to a turnover
2) A terrible pass leading to a turnover
3) A short jumper off the rim

 

 

 

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Horns on while trying to help visiting mom log onto AOL account. JFC life sucks.

That might have been the most pathetic display of offense I’ve seen in a college game this year.  And I’ve seen most of our games, so that’s saying something.  It’s a complete fire drill.  

Everyone on the team acts like the ball is a live grenade when they get it in their hands


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1 minute ago, Nolacycling said:

Horns on while trying to help visiting mom log onto AOL account. JFC life sucks.

How appropriate. Shaka’s a dial-up coach in a 5G world. 

44 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Sims the best athlete on the floor for Texas?  This must come as a complete shock to Derka. 

huh?

3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

How appropriate. Shaka’s a dial-up coach in a 5G world. 

This isn't fair.  Dial-up internet would have gotten at least one tournament win with all this talent.

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We have a chance to tie, or take the lead, and Hepa tries a trey. Unreal

10 minutes ago, VinyVango said:


Everyone on the team acts like the ball is a live grenade when they get it in their hands
 

Except for Sims.  Problem is getting it into his hands.

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