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Ramey passes on the wide open pull-up from the elbow so that he can drive into traffic and then throw the ball out of bounds. But hey; at least our coach is an outstanding guy. Can't have everything right? Can't have a cool uncle and get to kiss a girl on the mouth. Can't have a great guy at HC and also demand he do well at his job. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

We're gonna score 18 points in 8 minutes??

Did somebody get red-carded for them???

I figure their walkons won’t really be interested in playing defense the last 5 minutes, will be jacking up shots to get on the score sheet, and that will lead to like 5 meaningless layups. 

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

"Fire Shaka" coming from student section per Twitters

need more. its completely embarrassing.  CDC should fire Shaka now so that we can hire a coach who can maybe save Greg Brown and so that the players can stop worrying about if their play could cause him to get fired. maybe the will loosen up and just play.

1 minute ago, Goo Punch said:

Ramey passes on the wide open pull-up from the elbow so that he can drive into traffic and then throw the ball out of bounds. But hey; at least our coach is an outstanding guy. Can't have everything right? Can't have a cool uncle and get to kiss a girl on the mouth. Can't have a great guy at HC and also demand he do well at his job. 

I'm not sure what this means, but I agree 100%

Just now, chemHORN said:

We are shooting 25% from the field and 9% from 3.  

Hold my beer.

Down only 2 to suddenly down 16 is quite the feat, Shaka. 

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

This offense makes me want to cut my own dick off. 

 Bleed for the team. 

If we dont score more than 8 points to get to 44 points, itll be the lowest point total (43) since 2011 vs Georgetown

4 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

Ramey passes on the wide open pull-up from the elbow so that he can drive into traffic and then throw the ball out of bounds. But hey; at least our coach is an outstanding guy. Can't have everything right? Can't have a cool uncle and get to kiss a girl on the mouth. Can't have a great guy at HC and also demand he do well at his job. 

we are robotic. we think EVERYTHING through.  that is ALL on coaching

nice of Baylor to quit for a bit to make it close.

Baylor is not that good.  they get in a game in the tournament with a blue blood the fouls will get them.

never seen a team so poorly coached in the transition

College basketball can be so hard to watch at times. 

6 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Hold my beer.

me, you, tx3putt, hitby, and LHG vs the Texas starting five, with Shaka as their coach- who wins?

I can’t fucking watch it anymore. UT is lucky osu, KSU, and ISU suck so bad. 

not one of our players will sniff the NBA.

well they had an actual chance there.

Just bad luck. We'll bring him back next year. 

5 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

me, you, tx3putt, hitby, and LHG vs the Texas starting five, with Shaka as their coach- who wins?

Here's some footage of putt in a recent rec league game.

 

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C'mon Baylor, daddy needs a new pair of shoes.

9 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

me, you, tx3putt, hitby, and LHG vs the Texas starting five, with Shaka as their coach- who wins?

Texas 44-41.

"I'm a fan of this kid. Have to figure out a way to get him more minutes."

Shaka:

confused trailer park boys GIF

classic.  we need a 3 a Jones gets blocked on a layup.

2nd lowest point total in almost 9 years

 

 

 

years

 

lowest point total was 44 against baylor, earlier this season

Edited by GreenspointTexas

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

This Baylor team is not special. 

wouldn't be surprised if they go home after the 1st weekend.

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

This Baylor team is not special. 

 they will get exposed early in the tournament.  we are flat fucking awful

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

2nd lowest point total in almost 9 years

years

Is it time for Penders and another BMW??

Edited by LTtxfan

At least we scored more than 16 in the second half. Shaka will probably use that on his resume.

You know it's time to fire Shaka when other coaches are praising him after they just beat Texas. 

HaHaHaHaHaHa....😂

Texas vs. Bailor spread: Texas +6

Final Score:   Bailor 52     Horns 45

34 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

We ain’t scoring 45

 

30 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Sunshine pumper 

 

29 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

We're gonna score 18 points in 8 minutes??

Did somebody get red-carded for them???

Doubting fucking thomases.  On the button. 
 

I notice nobody questioned the Baylor number, which they fell woefully short of. 

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

HaHaHaHaHaHa....😂

Texas vs. Bailor spread: Texas +6

Final Score:   Bailor 52     Horns 45

Laughing all the way to the bank.

1 minute ago, texaslong said:

You know it's time to fire Shaka when other coaches are praising him after they just beat Texas. 

None of them want him fired.  his teams are beatable by anyone on any night.  who the fuck wouldn't want him to stay the coach.

 

4 minutes ago, texaslong said:

You know it's time to fire Shaka when other coaches are praising him after they just beat Texas. 

I turned it off during one of our numerous scoreless stretches.

 

what did Drew say?

18% from downtown, 30% from the field, 54% from the line.  13 turnovers to 8 assists.  Baylor played a very shitty game but we found a way to our-shit them.  

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I turned it off during one of our numerous scoreless stretches.

 

what did Drew say?

Please don't fire Shaka.

17 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Texas 44-41.

orange slices for everyone. 

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