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Hell of a recovery.  The show must go on!

How high was she to keep twerking along after that face plant.

12 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Strippers without makeup be scary. 

If you see pics of some porn stars with and without makeup you can't believe it's the same person.

Considering fall protection rules required on jobsites, its hard to believe that a 20ft stripper pole can pass any building inspection without a half dozen bureaucrats objecting.

I would think OSHA would want a few words with club management.

47 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I would think OSHA would want a few words with club management.

Yeah like how much is the prime rib Thursday lunch special.

14 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Yeah like how much is the prime rib Thursday lunch special.

Is that code for a blowjob in the parking lot?

If she had landed correctly and went straight into a twerk, she would've scored a 10 from the West Dallas judge. 

21 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Is that code for a blowjob in the parking lot?

Now you know why your boss is always wanting to take you to lunch at Steak and Ale.

Just now, deadshank said:

Now you know why your boss is always wanting to take you to lunch at Steak and Ale.

the excellent dessert selection?

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

the excellent dessert selection?

he wants to share his special pudding with you

3 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

that is a perfect example of why I quit going to strip clubs right now.

what about later this afternoon?

2 hours ago, deadshank said:

Now you know why your boss is always wanting to take you to lunch at Steak and Ale.

know how i know you're an old?

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

know how i know you're an old?

Yes, I do.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

And I don't care. 

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Steak and Ale was a good place to take a date

It was no Red Lobster.

 

25 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Sizzler ftmw.

 Beef & Brew says otherwise 

unless you’re talking a handjob at The Nighthawk or a BJ from the swing girl at The Old San Francisco steakhouse 

They all make you shit, K-Bobs just makes you shit sooner.

53 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

K-Bob's will make you shit.

If in steamy Cleveland, user name checks out 

15 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Strippers without makeup be scary. 

Another reason the rooms are dark

10 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

The Old San Francisco steakhouse 

That's where I took my first date after hitting the ground in Austin.  1985.

38 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

That's where I took my first date after hitting the ground in Austin.  1985.

Did you go to the Malibu Grand Prix afterward?  I did that once.

I’ve been to XTC a few times and had a great time. Those chicks climb up the pole and then on to the ceiling.

I haven't been to a strip club in 25+ years, but I really don't understand the added allure of a stripper climbing the pole to the ceiling.  

20 hours ago, deadshank said:

Now you know why your boss is always wanting to take you to lunch at Steak and Ale.

It is all about the Cheesecake Factory these days.  Get with the times.

5 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Did you go to the Malibu Grand Prix afterward?  I did that once.

I went to the Malibu Grand Prix at 59 & Westpark one time, then it closed down after somebody went up there and murdered errbody  

18 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

 

 Beef & Brew says otherwise 

unless you’re talking a handjob at The Nighthawk or a BJ from the swing girl at The Old San Francisco steakhouse 

My gf was the first swinging girl over the bar at the Barn restaurant on Balcones (now MoPac) in 1966.

F the Old SF Steakhouse... the City of Austin let those sumbitches steal all the on-street parking away from the Northland Little League to use for their valet parking in the early 1980s.

6 hours ago, nnm said:

I haven't been to a strip club in 25+ years, but I really don't understand the added allure of a stripper climbing the pole to the ceiling.  

Its Piss....

6 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

I’ve been to XTC a few times and had a great time. Those chicks climb up the pole and then on to the ceiling.

"Spiderwhore, Spiderwhore..."

Edited by Deej

18 hours ago, nnm said:

I haven't been to a strip club in 25+ years, but I really don't understand the added allure of a stripper climbing the pole to the ceiling.  

Well the allure is that they might fall.

20 years ago, a customer with Airgas in Dallas wanted to only go to lunch on Wednesdays at some strip club off Walnut Hill near D&B.  They had a lunch buffet, and I think it was $5 or $10.  He would NOT let a girl touch him because he said they were gross and his wife would smell them on him.  But I guess it was cool those whores were likely helping prep food he was going to eat. 

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

20 years ago, a customer with Airgas in Dallas wanted to only go to lunch on Wednesdays at some strip club off Walnut Hill near D&B.  They had a lunch buffet, and I think it was $5 or $10.  He would NOT let a girl touch him because he said they were gross and his wife would smell them on him.  But I guess it was cool those whores were likely helping prep food he was going to eat. 

(No CR) and his name was Mike Pence

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