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#2 on Texas Toast add bacon (which they forgot). 

And yeah, I sub mayo for mustard.  Come at me.

Wait...does this place have negs?

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1 minute ago, Landomatic said:

#2 on Texas Toast add bacon (which they forgot). 

And yeah, I sub mayo for mustard.  Come at me.

Wait...does this place have negs?

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Oh indeed. Texas Toast takes it to 11. 

#5 ketchup & mustard only.  Fuck vegetables.

Breakfast on a bun RANCHERO!

1 sausage egg an cheese taquito w a side of gravy for dipping. 

Number 2 no tomato, extra mustard. Half the time I go rings over fries. 

I like to go early and get a friend egg, cheese and bacon. That will last me the whole day.

I already told you assholes, double meat double cheese no onions add jalapeños.  Fries and an unsweet iced tea.  2x a year so I don’t get fat.

Unfortunately there are none here so I only get it when I'm back in Texas. All the commercials on LHN kill me.  So when I do get there I usually go basic for my first one. Whataburger with cheese, pickles and mustard only. If I go more than once I'll add bacon, or grilled onions, or try a speciality burger. 

Breakfast- sausage egg and cheese on jalepeno biscuit. Small fries and OJ

 

Other- #5 no tomato, mayo, fries, unsweet tea, and 4 spicy ketchups.  Two for the fries and two to pour on the burger  

 

 

1 hour ago, Capt said:

Breakfast on a bun RANCHERO!

1 sausage egg an cheese taquito w a side of gravy for dipping. 

Side of gravy for dipping? You clever bastard. Fake pos rep for you

11 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Unfortunately there are none here so I only get it when I'm back in Texas. All the commercials on LHN kill me.

 

NW Arkansas, or NE methlahoma (claremore) are the closest. 

1 minute ago, thunderlounge said:

 

NW Arkansas, or NE methlahoma (claremore) are the closest. 

Trust me I know. Thanks tho

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Trust me I know. Thanks tho

 

Yep. Best we got for now. I keep hoping for Springfield. If Braums can do it, so can Whataburger.

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Just now, thunderlounge said:

 

Yep. Best we got for now. I keep hoping for Springfield. 

That's still a couple of hours or so from KC. A little far for dinner. Oh well. 

Patty Melt with American Cheese, Whatasized Fries and Drink.  Must have Spicy Ketchup.

 

19 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

That's still a couple of hours or so from KC. A little far for dinner. Oh well. 

Same from here (Columbia area). 2.5, give or take, depending on cops going through the lake.

Would be worth it though.

If they would put the green chile double on the menu I'd order that every time. They don't, so I settle for a combination of mushroom swiss with japs, #2 with cheese and japs, or avocado bacon double with japs. Always with onion rings.

I was led to believe that Whataburger is overrated. Is this not true?

 

I try to stick to the Big Mick, but if whataburger would bring back the green chile double I'd eat that every now and then.

I have been partial lately to the Mushroom Swiss Burger.  The Au Jus sauce makes it a little hard to handle but if you can finish it before the buns get soggy, it is pure deliciousness.

Fuuuuuuuuck mushrooms right in their fungus ass. 

I wish they would keep the A-1 Thick and Hearty forever. Fucking Carl’s Jr. 

Don't have Whataburger where I live, but I do have LHN, so I get to see all the commercials.  I have to say, that Mushroon Swiss looks pretty danged good.  I bet a couple slices of bacon would put it right over the top.

The mushrooms overpower it.  Ratios way off.  Way too mushroom-ie.  And I consider myself a mushroom Swiss burger lover.

#5 with grilled japs with some fries.

Mushroom Swiss is a bit overrated

The Avocado bacon burger with grilled japs and onions has been my go -to for awhile now. 

#2 texas toast.  Grilled Jalapenoes and onions.  Cheese and Bacon.  Whatasize. Fries.  DP.  Spicy and regular ketchup

5 hours ago, TheUofTexas said:

Side of gravy for dipping? You clever bastard. Fake pos rep for you

Thank you sir. Check in after you have tried this delicacy 

Sausage BOB ranchero style, fries instead of hash browns.

Double meat, double cheese (sometimes add japs).  The double meat is critical to get the meat/cheese, produce, bun ratios correct.

3 hours ago, Post Oak said:

#2 texas toast.  Grilled Jalapenoes and onions.  Cheese and Bacon.  Whatasize. Fries.  DP.  Spicy and regular ketchup

Your standard burger order subs toast instead of buns? That's just crazy.

If I'm driving #2 ketchup pickles and cheese only on Texas toast. Large fry. And a lemon pie. 1/2 and 1/2 tea. 

 

Ifbm going to to sit down and eat I love the Monterey melt on Texas toast of course. 

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2 hours ago, Cleo McDowell said:

Your standard burger order subs toast instead of buns? That's just crazy.

You don't serve Texas Toast at McDowell's, I take it. Ah, the Big Mick...

#5 with grilled japs,  onions, and buns, with fries, 1/2 & 1/2 tea

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9 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

When is the green chile double coming back?

When the commercial says so.

Sweet & Spicy bacon burger slams and goes hard.

#6 no onions, add jalapenos

jalapeno cheddar biscuit with sausage, egg, and cheese

Put the green chili double on the all-time favorites!

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