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  • Double sausage, double egg, double cheese JCB angioplasty special today in Uvalde.  

  • Reporting back as ordered...  As per the recommendations, I got the classic double double. Since we were in New Mexico, grilled chiles made the most sense.  The folks with me got fries

  • Y'all got out Whataburgered

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#1802
6 minutes ago, futureman said:

few things in life are better than high quality homemade banana pudding. 

Truth

#1804
18 hours ago, elfenix said:

I assume every banana pudding I've ever had in my life has been from a box mix.

sir.  find some of the real shit.

#1805

My wife makes homemade vanilla pudding, with from scratch custard and honemade whipped cream. I love it fresh but hate the leftovers when the nillla wafers go soggy and bananas turn black.

I prefer she leave it deconstructed for assembly per serving. A hack. Use homemade peanut butter cookies instead of boxed vanilla wafers. If you don’t have time make with nutter butter peanut butter cookies. Will knock your dick in the dirt.

  • 2 weeks later...
#1806

Saw the below article on a newsfeed.   Entire article is too long to c&p but has charts and graphs that permit you to review your Whataburger store.    Worst Whataburgers are said to be in Austin.   (note that I had to go to page 2 to find this thread) 🙂

Excerpt:

Crystal Albert walked into a Whataburger on E. Parmer Lane in Austin months ago and said she waited 45 minutes for her chicken sandwich.

When it arrived, “I was given a completely raw chicken” between a bun and some lettuce, Albert wrote in a recent Google review. She included a photo of her half-eaten meal.

Albert added: “Not just slightly raw – it’s like this chicken wasn’t even touched by any sort of heat. Unfortunately, I ate it in my dark car so I didn’t realize it until it was too late. Be wary about this location.”

Austin has the highest percentage of below-average Whataburgers in Texas, according to an Express-News analysis of Google data. The best are in El Paso.

The worst Whataburgers in Texas are in Austin, Google data shows (expressnews.com)

 

#1808
1 hour ago, torre said:

Saw the below article on a newsfeed.   Entire article is too long to c&p but has charts and graphs that permit you to review your Whataburger store.    Worst Whataburgers are said to be in Austin.   (note that I had to go to page 2 to find this thread) 🙂

Excerpt:

Crystal Albert walked into a Whataburger on E. Parmer Lane in Austin months ago and said she waited 45 minutes for her chicken sandwich.

When it arrived, “I was given a completely raw chicken” between a bun and some lettuce, Albert wrote in a recent Google review. She included a photo of her half-eaten meal.

Albert added: “Not just slightly raw – it’s like this chicken wasn’t even touched by any sort of heat. Unfortunately, I ate it in my dark car so I didn’t realize it until it was too late. Be wary about this location.”

Austin has the highest percentage of below-average Whataburgers in Texas, according to an Express-News analysis of Google data. The best are in El Paso.

The worst Whataburgers in Texas are in Austin, Google data shows (expressnews.com)

 

Makes sense as per-capita Austin has the highest percentage of pretentious cunts and transplants. 

Not that I myself rate any of the Austin WBs particularly highly.

#1809
19 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Makes sense as per-capita Austin has the highest percentage of pretentious cunts and transplants. 

Not that I myself rate any of the Austin WBs particularly highly.

83% of the comments on the survey:

"It's no In-N-Out."

#1810

Ordered a box of 10 doubles with cheese. Got a box of 10 doubles without cheese. And 10 doubles with cheese. Allahu snackbar

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#1811

If you took 20 minutes to put the condiments on those burgers, then everyone got the full Whataburger experience. 

#1812
8 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Ordered a box of 10 doubles with cheese. Got a box of 10 doubles without cheese. And 10 doubles with cheese. Allahu snackbar

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they gave you ten extra double whataburgers? 

#1814
8 minutes ago, futureman said:

they gave you ten extra double whataburgers? 

 

Just now, elfenix said:

yup.

winning

#1818

It's an interesting concept but if I have to assemble my burger myself I might as well just make homemade burgers... 

#1819
4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

easily fixed with cheese on hand. 

Who doesn't carry around a package of American cheese slices for just such an occasion?

#1820
Just now, Deej said:

Who doesn't carry around a package of American cheese slices for just such an occasion?

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#1821
On 8/12/2022 at 9:26 AM, Texzilla58 said:

My wife makes homemade vanilla pudding, with from scratch custard and honemade whipped cream. I love it fresh but hate the leftovers when the nillla wafers go soggy and bananas turn black.

I prefer she leave it deconstructed for assembly per serving. A hack. Use homemade peanut butter cookies instead of boxed vanilla wafers. If you don’t have time make with nutter butter peanut butter cookies. Will knock your dick in the dirt.

Throw that into a pie crust with some sliced bananas on the bottom and fresh whipped cream over the top. It’ll hold up better for the next day (if applicable)…bonus points if you throw a little coconut in the custard while cooking.

#1822
Throw that into a pie crust with some sliced bananas on the bottom and fresh whipped cream over the top. It’ll hold up better for the next day (if applicable)…bonus points if you throw a little coconut in the custard while cooking.

Negatory on the coconut in the pudding. That’s a horrible texture, like little worms swimming in it. Maybe toasted and sprinkled on top.
#1823

Knew a guy who brought homemade banana pudding to work potlucks.  He used pepperidge farms chessmen instead of vanilla wafers.  It went hard.

#1824
Knew a guy who brought homemade banana pudding to work potlucks.  He used pepperidge farms chessmen instead of vanilla wafers.  It went hard.

That sounds great. I made a cheesecake recently with those biskoff cookies crushed as a crust. It rocked. I’m going to make a banana pudding with these addictive cookies next time.
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#1827
On 8/25/2022 at 5:43 PM, Deej said:

Who doesn't carry around a package of American cheese slices for just such an occasion?

CSB warning.

Many years ago I witnessed a friend of my older brother pull some kraft single slices out of the glove compartment of his car after going through the drive-thru at BK to add to his Whopper.  

He was a big ol fat fucker.

#1828
5 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

CSB warning.

Many years ago I witnessed a friend of my older brother pull some kraft single slices out of the glove compartment of his car after going through the drive-thru at BK to add to his Whopper.  

He was a big ol fat fucker.

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#1829
On 8/25/2022 at 7:43 PM, Deej said:

Who doesn't carry around a package of American cheese slices for just such an occasion?

if i know i have American Cheese slices at home, i will order without cheese and add at home.

re: cheap bastard

#1830
13 hours ago, Incredulity said:

CSB warning.

Many years ago I witnessed a friend of my older brother pull some kraft single slices out of the glove compartment of his car after going through the drive-thru at BK to add to his Whopper.  

He was a big ol fat fucker.

 

i think you mean a big fat pimp !

#1831
13 hours ago, yoladu said:

if i know i have American Cheese slices at home, i will order without cheese and add at home.

re: cheap bastard

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#1833

Perfection would require the jalapeño cheddar biscuit.

#neverforget

#1834
1 hour ago, WBT said:

Perfection would require the jalapeño cheddar biscuit.

#neverforget

Chicago motherfuckers....

#1835
10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

sausage jalapeno cheddar biscuit, no egg, add  no cheese

 

damn perfection 

Fixed it for my version of damned perfection.

 

Can sub sausage with chicken (no honey butter) as well.

Edited by dcbc

#1836
On 8/28/2022 at 11:55 AM, HenryJames said:

 

I have pretty much given up on whataburger. The fucking something up or just plain not good was outweighing the increasingly rare awesomeness that I had come to expect. But I am in El Paso on occasion, so maybe I'll hit one up there.

#1837

Yep. They have noticeably gone downhill. I'm not dealing with their shitty service for the product they are putting out, now. I used to could deal with it, but fuck 'em at this point. 

#1838

I had a burger at Jucy's today.  About a buck more than a combo meal at Whataburger and 10x better.  Had to attend a thing with my kid at Whataburger tonight.  Since I had a burger at lunch, I opted for a spicy chicken sandwich.  Didn't suck.  Wife got a double jr. and had to get the bun replaced when it fell apart (split down the middle).  They were nice about it.  So that's cool.  Overall, it was fine.  Got onion rings for a change.

#1839
Chicago motherfuckers....

Lori Lightfoot herself commanded those thugs in Chicago to kill the JCB. She hates anything dear to Texans.
#1840

Ordered curbside pickup on Saturday at 11:20 at the Hewitt location.  Got my (thankfully) hot and fresh Patty Melt w/Bacon at 12:08.  I was absolutely livid.  At least I had a brand new 12 pack in the truck with me.  3 of those eased the frustration while I listened to CFB.  

#1841

I'm using this as the complain thread.  Has anyone successfully gotten food from the Wendy's on Crystal Falls in Leander?  I've been there three times in the past two weeks and left without food every time.  I went there at 11 am, 11:30 am and 5 pm and the inside was locked every time.  Drive through only.  Could never get food from the drive through because the wait exceeded twenty minutes.  After my brother texted me today to say he couldn't get food there, I googled the location and...holy shit.  It's thousands of one star reviews for the same shit.  How the fuck is this particular location in business?

#1843
I'm using this as the complain thread.  Has anyone successfully gotten food from the Wendy's on Crystal Falls in Leander?  I've been there three times in the past two weeks and left without food every time.  I went there at 11 am, 11:30 am and 5 pm and the inside was locked every time.  Drive through only.  Could never get food from the drive through because the wait exceeded twenty minutes.  After my brother texted me today to say he couldn't get food there, I googled the location and...holy shit.  It's thousands of one star reviews for the same shit.  How the fuck is this particular location in business?

I ordered a carryout order at Wendy’s in Hutto and same shit, inside was locked. Uh. So go through drive thru, 20 min wait, they give me the wrong food. Now there are even more cars in the drive thru and can’t go inside to exchange. Rage.
#1845
On 9/9/2022 at 3:49 PM, Deej said:

Yep. They have noticeably gone downhill. I'm not dealing with their shitty service for the product they are putting out, now. I used to could deal with it, but fuck 'em at this point. 

I've only been going for breakfast .. and only b/c it's on the way to work ... Need to find a Texas based lunch replacement - maybe just go to Dirty's everyday.

#1846
16 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:

I've only been going for breakfast .. and only b/c it's on the way to work ... Need to find a Texas based lunch replacement - maybe just go to Dirty's everyday.

I go to Dirty's twice a week for lunch.

#1847

I had a double meat double chez w/ bacon the other week at the Belt Line location in Irving and it was superb. Fries were crispy and hot AF and they threw like 4 spicy ketchups in my bag. Up until then my experiences had been a total shit show and hadn't been to one in a long while because of it, so this was quite pleasant. 

#1848

The basic Whataburger box is actually a pretty good deal. $4.95 per burger after tax and shit, added our own cheese and jalapeños, cooked some fries, had 2 meals for 5 people.  I like cooking, but making 10 burger patties, fixing all sides and toasting the buns is a pain.   Would order again.  

Edited by Judge Roybeanbag

#1850

that twitter account is run by a recent marketing graduate of northeastern illinois university who was born and raised in chicago.

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