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  • Double sausage, double egg, double cheese JCB angioplasty special today in Uvalde.  

  • Reporting back as ordered...  As per the recommendations, I got the classic double double. Since we were in New Mexico, grilled chiles made the most sense.  The folks with me got fries

  • Y'all got out Whataburgered

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that's how you fuckin do it.  I like to throw some bacon on there as well.

6 hours ago, futureman said:

that's how you fuckin do it.  I like to throw some bacon on there as well.

Serious question: Are there Whataburgers that have bacon that actually is crispy.  Inspired by this thread, I added bacon to a JCB sandwich and it was a soggy-ass disappointment.  I had high hopes too.

I’ve stopped ordering bacon on my burger at whataburger. I don’t like the sweetness.

Serious question: Are there Whataburgers that have bacon that actually is crispy.  Inspired by this thread, I added bacon to a JCB sandwich and it was a soggy-ass disappointment.  I had high hopes too.

I’ve never had a WB that didn’t have rubbery bacon.

WB bacon is a disappointment.  I love bacon and never order it at any fast food joint.  Properly cooked bacon requires attention, finesse and timing.  Fast food joints can’t do that for bacon. 
 

Stick with the pan sausage.   

Look for my newsletter. 

Unpopular opinion, I know, but... I don't really care for breakfast sausage.  Yes, I'll take it to that thread over there ---->

 

 

16 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Unpopular opinion, I know, but... I don't really care for breakfast sausage.  Yes, I'll take it to that thread over there ---->

 

 

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3 hours ago, deadshank said:

WB bacon is a disappointment.  I love bacon and never order it at any fast food joint.  Properly cooked bacon requires attention, finesse and timing.  Fast food joints can’t do that for bacon. 
 

Stick with the pan sausage.   

Look for my newsletter. 

I never tried the Wendy's baconator, but the pictures made it look like they may have cracked the code.  Probably just fake shit for the ad.

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I've gone to ordering all my burgers on toast and some creamy pepper dressing. Has elevated my burger experience once again. 

14 hours ago, deft said:

I’ve stopped ordering bacon on my burger at whataburger. I don’t like the sweetness.

pancake platter with extra bacon on top.  add syrup. 

4 hours ago, dcbc said:

I never tried the Wendy's baconator, but the pictures made it look like they may have cracked the code.  Probably just fake shit for the ad.

They haven't.

12 hours ago, dcbc said:

I never tried the Wendy's baconator, but the pictures made it look like they may have cracked the code.  Probably just fake shit for the ad.

they did not, in fact, crack the code.

I've gone to ordering all my burgers on toast and some creamy pepper dressing. Has elevated my burger experience once again. 
Elfenix's life tip #237: all Whataburger specialty burgers are better on toast.
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So I’ve not eaten Whataburger much lately as the ones around me have been victimized by the Outfit. Kids live in Shawnee, OK. They are promoting the chili cheese burger which is basically a double meat double cheese Whataburger with Fritos, chili, mustard and onions. I like that kind of burger but I really like a regular burger with chili. Like what a Chilis OldTimer with chili was. So here’s a Whataburger with cheese all the way with chili. It fucking rocks. I may go get another.

17 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

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So I’ve not eaten Whataburger much lately as the ones around me have been victimized by the Outfit. Kids live in Shawnee, OK. They are promoting the chili cheese burger which is basically a double meat double cheese Whataburger with Fritos, chili, mustard and onions. I like that kind of burger but I really like a regular burger with chili. Like what a Chilis OldTimer with chili was. So here’s a Whataburger with cheese all the way with chili. It fucking rocks. I may go get another.

Where's the chili? 

It’s in there. That’s a dribble behind it and there some underneath it. It’s not a knife and fork chili burger.

56 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

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So I’ve not eaten Whataburger much lately as the ones around me have been victimized by the Outfit. Kids live in Shawnee, OK. They are promoting the chili cheese burger which is basically a double meat double cheese Whataburger with Fritos, chili, mustard and onions. I like that kind of burger but I really like a regular burger with chili. Like what a Chilis OldTimer with chili was. So here’s a Whataburger with cheese all the way with chili. It fucking rocks. I may go get another.

Had one last week.  Added grilled japs.  Tasty. Maybe try with Texas Toast next time.

9 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

So I’ve not eaten Whataburger much lately as the ones around me have been victimized by the Outfit. Kids live in Shawnee, OK. They are promoting the chili cheese burger which is basically a double meat double cheese Whataburger with Fritos, chili, mustard and onions. I like that kind of burger but I really like a regular burger with chili. Like what a Chilis OldTimer with chili was. So here’s a Whataburger with cheese all the way with chili. It fucking rocks. I may go get another.

I don't know exactly when it was Chilis changed the Old Timer (certainly decades gone by now), but they sure fucked up doing so.

And to keep this post on-topic, I recently had my usual at Whataburger:  double meat with cheese, mustard, lettuce, tomatoes and jalapenos. It was good.

On 10/6/2023 at 2:36 PM, abuelo gringo said:

Had one last week.  Added grilled japs.  Tasty. Maybe try with Texas Toast next time.

I had one the other day, with texas toast, added grilled onion and pickle.  I'll probably do it again. 

14 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

I had one the other day, with texas toast, added grilled onion and pickle.  I'll probably do it again. 

Had a free Southern Bacon Burger on the app so I gave it a shot for shits and giggles.  Surprisingly good and perfectly made.   Almost too rich though with the sauce and all that cheese bacon. 

Shoutout to another WB location that nailed it in a location where you wouldn't necessarily expect it. Regal Row and 35 in Dallas is fairly seedy. Best WB I've ever been to is the one on Freeport right outside DFW.

Eh, I wasn’t a fan of the WB chili…and the only fast food place that consistently nails the bacon for me is the breakfast at Bill Miller’s. Actually, Bill Miller’s might have the best fast food breakfast in general.

Eh, I wasn’t a fan of the WB chili…and the only fast food place that consistently nails the bacon for me is the breakfast at Bill Miller’s. Actually, Bill Miller’s might have the best fast food breakfast in general.

Well, if I am being honest, I can’t think of a restaurant, fast food or otherwise, with excellent chili. Maybe some with passable, but that’s it.
9 hours ago, PilotsError said:

Braums chili is phenomenal. 

it's now on my list

Man Holiday House had the best double chili cheese burgers on the planet back in the day.

Closest thing to it now would probably be Top Notch but I have not eaten there in 25 years.

They finally opened the one in Hutto which is very close to my office so I will try it out some day.

  • 3 weeks later...

What’s up with the white chocolate raspberry shake? I did not care for the Dr Pepper shake.

What’s up with white chocolate? It’s just fat plus sugar. Adds nothing. Hence it’s really just a raspberry shake. Not a fan.

Raspberry is a bastard berry to begin with

On 10/29/2023 at 1:30 PM, Buzzrock said:

What’s up with the white chocolate raspberry shake? I did not care for the Dr Pepper shake.

If you didn’t like the DP shake, I don’t think you’ll like the WCR. 
Both shakes just take like a vanilla shake with more sugar. 

You know what definitely tastes better and we don’t even have to speculate about? Vanilla or chocolate malt. You’re welcome.

3 hours ago, WBT said:

Raspberry is a bastard berry to begin with

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19 hours ago, Fudbelty said:

You spelled glorious wrong, dumbass.

Yes nothing more glorious than a burnt biscuit with a dried up piece of sausage and egg.

37 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Yes nothing more glorious than a burnt biscuit with a dried up piece of sausage and egg.

There was no egg on there, just the biscuit sausage and cheese. It got the job done and was pretty damn tasty, I don’t know what you expect from fast food breakfast. 

My expectations are basically grease, butter, pork fat. Everything else is an extry

There was no egg on there, just the biscuit sausage and cheese. It got the job done and was pretty damn tasty, I don’t know what you expect from fast food breakfast. 

I expect an egg. You did it wrong.
  • 2 weeks later...

If you don’t use the app for a month or so, they really throw the offers at you.  Opened the app for the first time in a month and have a we missed you free patty melt meal offer.  Guess I know what I’m doing for lunch today.  

10 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

If you don’t use the app for a month or so, they really throw the offers at you.  Opened the app for the first time in a month and have a we missed you free patty melt meal offer.  Guess I know what I’m doing for lunch today.  

Getting fatter?

I love how they just started dipping everything in the honey butter.  And also, the fries in the milkshake.  These guys are pros.

  • 3 weeks later...

Lately bent on double What / double cheese, hold lettuce, toms, pickles, add greeled onions, japs.  Hold mustard and add jalapeño ranch.  
 

Glorious, gastornomical gut bomb. 

The Whataburger at Lamar and Rutland received a perfect score from the health department. All the cleaning explains the wait times. 

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

The Whataburger at Lamar and Rutland received a perfect score from the health department. All the cleaning explains the wait times. 

That Popeye's down the street is - am I allowed to say ghetto? - as fuck. Back when I was living over there I did some Doordarsh and uber eats delivery and after a couple trips to that Popeye's I was like "yeah fuck that place I'll just wait for the next delivery". 

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