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On the road home today, got a #6 (Double Jr.) with shredded cheddar, all the way, mayo, mustard, and ketchup.  Finally, no questions from the person at the counter, and the order was perfect.

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Wife went and picked up Whataburger for breakfast yesterday.  My sausage/egg/cheese biscuit arrived at the house on a hamburger bun.  Fucking idiots.  

Did she order you a sausage BOB instead of a biscuit? Put some spicy ketchup on it and it’s ready to eat.
1 minute ago, EE2B said:


Did she order you a sausage BOB instead of a biscuit? Put some spicy ketchup on it and it’s ready to eat.

I was about to say the thread for wives and the stupid shit they say/do is right that way around the corner...

Yea your wife fucked up....but like not really because BOB goes hard too. 

1 hour ago, EE2B said:


Did she order you a sausage BOB instead of a biscuit? Put some spicy ketchup mayo on it and it’s ready to eat.

 

  • 2 weeks later...

New owners already trying to change the menu.

It's not so much as what I order, but what I actually get when the tards @ Stonebrook and 423 screw up my order....EVERY DAMN TIME.  Sucks because it's so close to the house.  

That was one dumb mouse

Whataburger is slipping.  Can’t remember the last time I went when they didn’t fuck up some part of my order.  And the last couple times, the food wasn’t all that great either.  Sucks.

Hit Whataburger last night. Everything was perfect and as god intended. 

35 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Hit Whataburger last night. Everything was perfect and as god intended. 

yeah but which one?

54 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Hit Whataburger last night. Everything was perfect and as god intended. 

How was the fried mouse? I hear it is fantastic on the jalapeno cheese biscuit with honey butter.

2 hours ago, Deej said:

How was the fried mouse? I hear it is fantastic on the jalapeno cheese biscuit with honey butter.

I bet it’s not bad.  especially if you got them young before the bones had hardened.  kinda like a soft-shell crab. 

3 hours ago, Deej said:

How was the fried mouse? I hear it is fantastic on the jalapeno cheese biscuit with honey butter.

John Spartan approved 

Last time I went I think I got chicken fingers. Before that I think I got breakfast tacos once or twice. 

Can’t remember exactly, because it’s been about 25 or so years. (Early-mid ‘90s.)

so if I had to go to a Whataburger again, I would probably get chicken fingers or a water. 

  • 4 weeks later...

Went with no mods for first time. Adding japs and grilled onions next time?

 

 

Soooo good. New fav breakfast

6 hours ago, deft said:

Went with no mods for first time. Adding japs and grilled onions next time?

 

 

Soooo good. New fav breakfast

No ranchero style? Guess you like being outwhataburged. 

Or just delete the blasphemous one.

On 10/1/2019 at 7:13 AM, deft said:

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added grilled onions and jalapenos.

Best thing they have done in a long time and damn is it a load

5 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

The buns should be donuts cinnamon rolls.

 

On 10/1/2019 at 7:13 AM, deft said:

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When did Steel Shank start working at Whataburger?

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19 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

added grilled onions and jalapenos.

Best thing they have done in a long time and damn is it a load

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21 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

added grilled onions and jalapenos.

Best thing they have done in a long time and damn is it a load

How did the gut take that load? 

  • 2 weeks later...

Did the breakfast burger this morning with japs (non grilled). I usually have the grilled for my regular burger but I liked the cold pickled jap crunch and flavor on the breakfast Sammy. They really hit a homerun on this one.

Ranchero style breakfast burger on jalapeño cheddar biscuit with a Dr Pepper shake. Fucking glorious. I hope the rest of Sunday is this good.
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I’m a #1 or maybe #5 guy. That’s about all my rusted out hull of a stomach can handle.  But I will hit up a specialty burger every so often with japs and onions. Monterrey is pretty good and the chicken finger sammich. 

Used the mobile app for the first time to order today. Pretty simple for my order, burger with cheese, grilled japs, mustard all the way on TX toast. Got home and unwrapped a meat, cheese, and ketchup only, and the shit was cold, cheese didn't even melt. Who the fuck even orders that bullshit?

My wife’s usual order is just ketchup and jalapeños. 

24 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

Used the mobile app for the first time to order today. Pretty simple for my order, burger with cheese, grilled japs, mustard all the way on TX toast. Got home and unwrapped a meat, cheese, and ketchup only, and the shit was cold, cheese didn't even melt. Who the fuck even orders that bullshit?

did you still eat it?

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

did you still eat it?

Shamefully yes, but I bitched about my Chicago burger the whole time.

59 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

Used the mobile app for the first time to order today. Pretty simple for my order, burger with cheese, grilled japs, mustard all the way on TX toast. Got home and unwrapped a meat, cheese, and ketchup only, and the shit was cold, cheese didn't even melt. Who the fuck even orders that bullshit?

Wrong thread.  There’s a whataburgers slippin thread for those who want the truth

Used the mobile app for the first time to order today. Pretty simple for my order, burger with cheese, grilled japs, mustard all the way on TX toast. Got home and unwrapped a meat, cheese, and ketchup only, and the shit was cold, cheese didn't even melt. Who the fuck even orders that bullshit?
This is one of those posts at 3am you laugh uncontrollably at
20 hours ago, elfenix said:

Ranchero style breakfast burger on jalapeño cheddar biscuit with a Dr Pepper shake. Fucking glorious. I hope the rest of Sunday is this good.
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Working from home and the kids are off so we went to WB to try out the breakfast burger.  It was good (props to @ChickenSandwich for the grilled onion idea- that was $), but I don't know that I'll ever order it again- didn't enjoy it any more than I would have a HBCB or a BOB (I usually throw hash browns on my BOB anyway).  I think the main reason is Whataburger's bacon just flat out sucks.

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Also, it's kinda stupid eating a side of hash browns with it. But I wanted coffee and the meal is only $.30 more than a sandwich and coffee, so of course I ate hash browns with it.

 

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