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1 hour ago, freyguy said:

No handies with this crowd.  Only fists.

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got a jap-cheddar sausage egg and cheese biscuit this morning.  used the app to add an egg, add bacon, add extra cheese.  and a side of sausage gravy.  was delicious but the additions made it almost unmanageable. 

  • 2 weeks later...

BOGO hatch green chile bacon cheeseburger through the app again, at the moment.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

BOGO hatch green chile bacon cheeseburger through the app again, at the moment.

Someone else said this too, but it's not on mine. Who do I sue? 

Someone else said this too, but it's not on mine. Who do I sue? 

Click the “offers” button, it’s there.
21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Click the “offers” button, it’s there.

Nope. "You have no current offers"

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Click the “offers” button, it’s there.

3 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Nope. "You have no current offers"

whoa this is getting tense. 

Yep, no offers here.  Must be geolocated to the poors. 

50 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Yep, no offers here.  Must be geolocated to the poors. 

I'm visiting my son in DFW area and he had the offer, but I didn't.  Who knows?

And, because he did, i just had my first green hatch chile burger and substituted creamy pepper for mayo like many suggested. They are as good as advertised. Haven't lived in Texas for over 20 years and Whataburger is just now coming to our area.  It's never been on the menu when I've visited Texas in the past, and I don't ever remember it being available at this time of the year before. It was great. 

6 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Yep, no offers here.  Must be geolocated to the poors. 

the poors use coupons.  lol.

My offer is free hatch burger with purchase of medium fries and drink 

When the coupon for buy fries and drink get green chile burger came in the Wednesday ads I pulled a stack of them out of the bin in the mailroom. Not sorry.

Stopped by the Whataburger near work this morning for breffiss: a biscuit and gravy with a sausage, egg, and cheese sammich on the jap cheddar biscuit (which of course was dipped in gravy).  Slammed very hard as usual.

3 hours ago, Dutch said:

sausage, egg, and cheese sammich on the jap cheddar biscuit

this is the single greatest fast food breakfast item ever created. 

Was a little disappointed with breakfast on Tday,  jap biscuit was a bit dry and found egg shells in eggs, taquitos werent as good as remembered, biscuit and gravy was good.  Went yesterday for lunch and burger was still good, much better than I&O burger we got today.  

this is the single greatest fast food breakfast item ever created. 
Counterpoint:

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5 hours ago, elfenix said:

Counterpoint:

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Thats some coming home from a weekend in the deer stand heaven right there.  

I had not had a legit burger since 2016 as of the other day, as I became dedicated to limiting carbs and not eating bread. The other day I had to go pick up a cheeseburger for my mom, so I figured I would make it a special occasion and get my favorite Monterrey Melt. I ordered and the girl up front had no idea what the hell I was talking about. Apparently, they discontinued the Monterrey Melt a while back after serving it and pumping it in ads for several years.

OK, so plan B was chosen when I saw the promo poster for the hatch chili bacon burger, which is somewhat similar but with bacon. It was pretty good, but really missing that ranch peppercorn mayo dressing that used to really pull the MM all together.

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1 hour ago, DougO said:

I had not had a legit burger since 2016 as of the other day, as I became dedicated to limiting carbs and not eating bread. The other day I had to go pick up a cheeseburger for my mom, so I figured I would make it a special occasion and get my favorite Monterrey Melt. I ordered and the girl up front had no idea what the hell I was talking about. Apparently, they discontinued the Monterrey Melt a while back after serving it and pumping it in ads for several years.

OK, so plan B was chosen when I saw the promo poster for the hatch chili bacon burger, which is somewhat similar but with bacon. It was pretty good, but really missing that ranch peppercorn mayo dressing that used to really pull the MM all together.

lots of people in this thread are subbing jalapeno ranch (the monty melt sauce) for mayo. 

they have all the ingredients back there for a monty melt, you might need a shift manager to help the cashier out if the cashier is new, but they can make one. 

37 minutes ago, elfenix said:

lots of people in this thread are subbing jalapeno ranch (the monty melt sauce) for mayo. 

they have all the ingredients back there for a monty melt, you might need a shift manager to help the cashier out if the cashier is new, but they can make one. 

I subbed creamy pepper for the mayo when I tried it. Tasted just fine to me. 

Kid working the other day didn’t know what ranchero style was for my Bob. They need to train these folks better. 

15 hours ago, DougO said:

I had not had a legit burger since 2016 as of the other day, as I became dedicated to limiting carbs and not eating bread. The other day I had to go pick up a cheeseburger for my mom, so I figured I would make it a special occasion and get my favorite Monterrey Melt. I ordered and the girl up front had no idea what the hell I was talking about. Apparently, they discontinued the Monterrey Melt a while back after serving it and pumping it in ads for several years.

OK, so plan B was chosen when I saw the promo poster for the hatch chili bacon burger, which is somewhat similar but with bacon. It was pretty good, but really missing that ranch peppercorn mayo dressing that used to really pull the MM all together.

 

use the app. whataburger and chic fil have great apps 

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19 hours ago, elfenix said:

lots of people in this thread are subbing jalapeno ranch (the monty melt sauce) for mayo. 

they have all the ingredients back there for a monty melt, you might need a shift manager to help the cashier out if the cashier is new, but they can make one. 

The clerk chick actually offered to ask the shift manager if they could still make one, and returned negative. I probably won't try again any time soon because I gotta get back on course. But I am disappoint that my one burger order for 2020 was fail. I was really hankering a MM. The burger I got was still good, though.

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2 minutes ago, DougO said:

The clerk chick actually offered to ask the shift manager if they could still make one, and returned negative. I probably won't try again any time soon because I gotta get back on course. But I am disappoint that my one burger order for 2020 was fail. I was really hankering a MM. The burger I got was still good, though.

so this is too late to help you now, but in the future:

#2 plain/dry, add grilled peppers/onions, add american and jack cheese, add jalapeno ranch.  walla.  if you start with a patty melt and get grilled peppers/onions instead of just grilled onions it's pretty much there and slightly cheaper, tho it's 2 slices of jack instead of 1 of each. 

3 minutes ago, elfenix said:

so this is too late to help you now, but in the future:

#2 plain/dry, add grilled peppers/onions, add american and jack cheese, add jalapeno ranch.  walla.  if you start with a patty melt and get grilled peppers/onions instead of just grilled onions it's pretty much there and slightly cheaper, tho it's 2 slices of jack instead of 1 of each. 

Or basically just get the hatch burger with jap ranch. I don't really go for the toast with the patty melt. I like the traditional bun.

Has anyone tried their sticky chicken sandwich yet?

59 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Has anyone tried their sticky chicken sandwich yet?

i assume you mean spicy, and yes, several in this thread have.  i don't think i'll be ordering it again.  it's pre-fried and flash frozen just like the  usual fried chicken sandwich at whataburger, so it's not particularly high quality, they want more for it than CFA or popeye's, and even after getting it with buffalo sauce it wasn't particularly spicy. 

that said, if you like the regular fried chicken sandwich at whataburger you might like this one. 

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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Whataburger onion rings > fries

welcome to 20 pages ago, dipshit. 

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Whataburger onion rings > fries

This. They usually have to make onion rings to order, so they come out piping hot (and always get eaten during the drive home).

I have 2 kids that never finish their fries.  Best of both worlds.

17 hours ago, elfenix said:

i assume you mean spicy, and yes, several in this thread have.  i don't think i'll be ordering it again.  it's pre-fried and flash frozen just like the  usual fried chicken sandwich at whataburger, so it's not particularly high quality, they want more for it than CFA or popeye's, and even after getting it with buffalo sauce it wasn't particularly spicy. 

that said, if you like the regular fried chicken sandwich at whataburger you might like this one. 

Glad I didn't waste money on it then. 

Added green chiles to a BOB the other day.  Went hard, etc.

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The spicy chicken sandwich is the weakest out of all the chain restaurants. Tried it again last night and it was boring and not great.

27 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

The spicy chicken sandwich is the weakest out of all the chain restaurants. Tried it again last night and it was boring and not great.

whataBURGER.  it’s in the name!  don’t get chicken.  unless it’s the honey butter chicken biscuit.  and even that isn’t as good as the other breakfast offerings.  but it’s decent. 

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

whataBURGER.  it’s in the name!  don’t get chicken.  unless it’s the honey butter chicken biscuit.  and even that isn’t as good as the other breakfast offerings.  but it’s decent. 

Getting a regular or jalapeno cheddar biscuit with the honey butter is so much better than the honey butter chicken biscuit. The chicken isn't so much unnecesarry as it is a negative...and I LIKE the honey butter chicken biscuit.

2 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Getting a regular or jalapeno cheddar biscuit with the honey butter is so much better than the honey butter chicken biscuit. The chicken isn't so much unnecesarry as it is a negative...and I LIKE the honey butter chicken biscuit.

I agree.  whataburger chicken just isn’t that good.  but then, that’s not why we go. 

15 hours ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Getting a regular or jalapeno cheddar biscuit with the honey butter is so much better than the honey butter chicken biscuit. 

Yep.  You can find Whataburger Honey Butter at CM or HEB (if it's open), and slathering it on Pillsbury Grand's biscuits is a damn tasty home breffiss.

Or if you have honey, and butter, in your home, you can just make your own honey-butter, like my grandma was doing 50 years ago.

 

So a Whataburger just opened across the street from my watering hole.  I haven’t had it in 10 or so years, so what do I drunk order tonight?  
 

In Az btw.  

Got the number 2 add bacon cheese japs and yes Mayo, onion rings, and a Dr Pepper. Was great and I’m ashamed to say I didn’t finish the burger. They gave me a ton of perfectly cooked onion rings. 4 hours later on reheat the last remaining 1/3 of the burger was still great. Whataburger > *

 

I need to try adding honey butter to the sausage egg and cheese jalapeño biscuit sandwich, that’s the best breakfast biscuit sandwich already so curious if it can actually be improved.

On 12/11/2020 at 9:54 PM, Covri said:

Got the number 2 add bacon cheese japs and yes Mayo, onion rings, and a Dr Pepper. Was great and I’m ashamed to say I didn’t finish the burger. They gave me a ton of perfectly cooked onion rings. 4 hours later on reheat the last remaining 1/3 of the burger was still great. Whataburger > *

 

I need to try adding honey butter to the sausage egg and cheese jalapeño biscuit sandwich, that’s the best breakfast biscuit sandwich already so curious if it can actually be improved.

Add bacon to the biscuit sandwich.   

2 hours ago, threesheets said:

Whataburger's bacon doesn't improve anything.  

This. It's their worst menu item, soggy, very thin, odd tasting. 

I’m a father of a kindergarten girl, which means all my Whataburger trips come with a side of at least one chicken tender, usually kids fries, too

 

and yes, their bacon is mediocre, but of course they make up for that in multiple ways

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My kids are a half-generation apart (8 years, son is 23 and daughter 16 [fuck no, no pics]) and they both still insist on Whataburger over all other fast food and then order BBQ chicken sandwiches. They don't agree on much else and they are both so wrong about that.

Bay City downtown Whataburger the other night was fucking weird. Ordered a mushroom / Swiss burger w/ grilled jalapenos meal and it was like I stopped time...I could hear the chick on the drive thru mike telling people what I'd ordered and then there were all these hushed whispers among the staff like I was asking them to pull off some amazing task they'd never been presented with but were willing to try. And meal comes out in reasonable time, fries were amazing, and it was the worst Whataburger burger I've ever had. Dry as fuck, cold as Saban's heart. I guess that particular option is a little too much for Matagorda County. 

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Green chile burger with ranchero egg

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