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On 6/9/2023 at 10:57 PM, Patricio Swayze said:


Probably because everyone was stealing the number tents.

IF you didn't happen to luck into your football number in high school at least once, and steal that sumbitch, then you've never lived.  

On 6/10/2023 at 9:55 AM, WBT said:

Whataburger should sell sex tents

and poop knives for the inevitable repercussions of eating there.  

Looks like the jalapeño cheddar biscuit is coming back. Comment said next week. Screen shot from a dumb insta reel.
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I won’t believe it until I see them in a box being shipped.

Those Chicago assholes will fuck it up. Probably a solitary bit of jap per biscuit or some artificial Chinese chemical essence of fake jalapeño.

Anybody ever ordered a fajita chicken quesadilla before? Wonder if they’d make it. 

I liked their chicken fajita taco but it got Chicagoed

Jalapeño cheddar biscuit officially back, along with a couple of other things. Limited time, which sucks. 

Just inhaled a JCB w/ sausage, egg, monterrey jack, and green chiles.

homer running in place GIF

This morning I picked a biscuit sandwich.   Jap/cheddar biscuit subbed in, add japs.  It was especially good.

2 jap cheddar/sausage biscuits for breakfast this morning.  As good as I remember it being.   
 

the brazen stupidity to take this thing off the menu will always baffle me.  

In this moment, all is right with the world.

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I noticed the banana pudding shake is back. I thought it was great. They also have a BLT on the menu. 

if you had a cashier and a grill person who could follow instructions you could always get a BLT - grilled cheese no cheese add bacon/l/t/m.  it's actually cheaper to order that on the app than a BLT

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gonna try to get the quesadilla this weekend. will report back.

Finally had a jalapeno cheddar biscuit with sausage egg and cheese yesterday.  Still slams and goes hard.  Chicago fucks.

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Second day in a row and will slow my roll going forward.  But I rolled the dice with the most unreliable Whataburger near me and they got it right, even though, as my son pointed out, the drive-thru worker audibly sighed when I made the order.

 

Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit, nix the H/B, sub JCB, add egg.

Did a take out order of one HBCB with JCB and one 1 sausage biscuit sandwich with JCB. Got home and had 2 HBCB instead... and not really mad about it.

9 hours ago, dcbc said:

Second day in a row and will slow my roll going forward.  But I rolled the dice with the most unreliable Whataburger near me and they got it right, even though, as my son pointed out, the drive-thru worker audibly sighed when I made the order.

 

Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit, nix the H/B, sub JCB, add egg.

I have pulled into a whataburger and parked, gotten on the app and ordered in-store pickup, then scrolled surly for 8 minutes before walking in.  for highly challenging and complex shit like holding the honey butter it’s best to just use the digital format. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

I have pulled into a whataburger and parked, gotten on the app and ordered in-store pickup, then scrolled surly for 8 minutes before walking in.  for highly challenging and complex shit like holding the honey butter it’s best to just use the digital format. 

One of the things about going to the Whataburger with which I've had the least success is understanding that they will happily fuck up or make you wait a lot longer than 8 minutes on an app order and fuck up Christmas while they're at it.  There are two in my sphere where I'm confident the workers and their manager all would commit hari-kari before giving me anything other than exactly what I ordered, piping hot, and made with a smile (or so it seems).  But this was on my way somewhere and isn't one of those WBs.  So I rolled the dice and they've moved up to second-worst.

1 hour ago, dcbc said:

the workers and their manager all would commit hari-kari before giving me anything other than exactly what I ordered, piping hot, and made with a smile

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2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

I Dont Believe You Will Ferrell GIF

Small city under 150K with more than 7 WBs.  Some are that good.  Wasn't my experience in Houston or Austin.

On 6/27/2023 at 11:01 AM, bolverk said:

Just inhaled a JCB w/ sausage, egg, monterrey jack, and green chiles.

homer running in place GIF

 

swap the egg for another sausage patty

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

swap the egg for another sausage patty

fuck that.  keep what he had and add bacon. 

Working today....so treated myself to a JCB breakfast sammich on the way to work.  While my Whataburger tends to overbake the biscuit slightly for some reason (Anderson Lane)....it was still glorious.

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10 hours ago, deadshank said:

Yaytzee !!

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DMDCDE on a JCB? Looks damn good, tryin to figure out what to order. Might be a singe cheese.

On 7/1/2023 at 9:12 AM, dcbc said:

Second day in a row and will slow my roll going forward.  But I rolled the dice with the most unreliable Whataburger near me and they got it right, even though, as my son pointed out, the drive-thru worker audibly sighed when I made the order.

 

Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit, nix the H/B, sub JCB, add egg.

Get the app.

1 hour ago, RMac5 said:

DMDCDE on a JCB? Looks damn good, tryin to figure out what to order. Might be a singe cheese.

Just double sausage. 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Get the app.

I've got the app.  It only would confuse them.  I usually just avoid this particular Whataburger for its ineptitude.

The app skips the middleman, leading to less likelihood of a fuckup. 

app doesn't have my required level of customization. 

5 minutes ago, RMac5 said:

@deadshank I see now, the egg has a fupa which confused me.

I don’t build the bomb.  I just drop it. 

On 6/30/2023 at 9:30 PM, WBT said:

Finally had a jalapeno cheddar biscuit with sausage egg and cheese yesterday.  Still slams and goes hard.  Chicago fucks.

I had this today in Memphis, TN. We waited over 30 minutes to receive the complete order for 6 people but it was still fucking worth it. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I had this today in Memphis, TN. We waited over 30 minutes to receive the complete order for 6 people but it was still fucking worth it. 

Memphis has one of the faster locations I see. 

Gotta get rushed thru in Mempho. Sutton still is a sittin duck. Glad you got your meal in a timely fashion and that you weren’t shot in the parking lot.

I had my first Whataburger in over six months yesterday. Ordered through the app. Had my food in less than 10 minutes. Can't figure out how my patty melt was ice cold. I guess they decided to pre-make one to save time. 

Ordered pickup at the Burnet TX location last night. A #4 with onion rings. Burger was correct, rings were made fresh. It was good. Of course, it was 9:00 at night, and they weren’t slammed.

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