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7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I've decided not to eat another Whataburger, ever. 

Check out the ingredients just in a Whataburger bun:  Large Bun: Unbleached enriched flour (wheat flour, malted barley flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), water, high fructose corn syrup, soybean oil, contains 2% or less of each of the following: yeast, wheat gluten, salt, dough conditioners (contains one or more of the following: sodium stearoyl lactylate, calcium stearoyl lactylate, monoglycerides, mono- and diglycerides, distilled monoglycerides, calcium peroxide, calcium iodate, datem, ethoxylated mono- and diglycerides, enzymes, ascorbic acid), calcium sulfate, calcium carbonate, ammonium sulfate, sorbic acid, soy flour, monocalcium phosphate, soy lecithin, and calcium propionate (to retard spoilage). May also contain grain vinegar, cornstarch, citric acid, and potassium iodate, and calcium phosphate. 

Then there's the Bun Oil: Soybean oil, soy lecithin, natural and artificial flavor, TBHQ added to protect flavor, beta carotene (color), dimethylpolysiloxane, an anti-foaming agent added.

Harlan Dobson must be rolling over in his grave! 

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lol wtf do you think fast food is full of? A bunch of shit you can't pronounce

13 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I've decided not to eat another Whataburger, ever. 

Check out the ingredients just in a Whataburger bun:  Large Bun: Unbleached enriched flour (wheat flour, malted barley flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), water, high fructose corn syrup, soybean oil, contains 2% or less of each of the following: yeast, wheat gluten, salt, dough conditioners (contains one or more of the following: sodium stearoyl lactylate, calcium stearoyl lactylate, monoglycerides, mono- and diglycerides, distilled monoglycerides, calcium peroxide, calcium iodate, datem, ethoxylated mono- and diglycerides, enzymes, ascorbic acid), calcium sulfate, calcium carbonate, ammonium sulfate, sorbic acid, soy flour, monocalcium phosphate, soy lecithin, and calcium propionate (to retard spoilage). May also contain grain vinegar, cornstarch, citric acid, and potassium iodate, and calcium phosphate. 

Then there's the Bun Oil: Soybean oil, soy lecithin, natural and artificial flavor, TBHQ added to protect flavor, beta carotene (color), dimethylpolysiloxane, an anti-foaming agent added.

Harlan Dobson must be rolling over in his grave! 

retard spoilage is a good band name 

14 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I've decided not to eat another Whataburger, ever. 

Check out the ingredients just in a Whataburger bun:  Large Bun: Unbleached enriched flour (wheat flour, malted barley flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), water, high fructose corn syrup, soybean oil, contains 2% or less of each of the following: yeast, wheat gluten, salt, dough conditioners (contains one or more of the following: sodium stearoyl lactylate, calcium stearoyl lactylate, monoglycerides, mono- and diglycerides, distilled monoglycerides, calcium peroxide, calcium iodate, datem, ethoxylated mono- and diglycerides, enzymes, ascorbic acid), calcium sulfate, calcium carbonate, ammonium sulfate, sorbic acid, soy flour, monocalcium phosphate, soy lecithin, and calcium propionate (to retard spoilage). May also contain grain vinegar, cornstarch, citric acid, and potassium iodate, and calcium phosphate. 

Then there's the Bun Oil: Soybean oil, soy lecithin, natural and artificial flavor, TBHQ added to protect flavor, beta carotene (color), dimethylpolysiloxane, an anti-foaming agent added.

Harlan Dobson must be rolling over in his grave! 

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2 hours ago, Js1 said:

lol wtf do you think fast food is full of? A bunch of shit you can't pronounce


Well, color me surprised, but I didn't think my Whataburger bun had ethoxylated mono- and diglycerides in it. 

retard spoilage is a good band name 

We’re pretty fresh around here though

If I am going to eat a double cheeseburger I don’t really worry too much about what is in the bun.

On 12/19/2024 at 11:00 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

calcium propionate (to retard spoilage)

As do pretty much all grocery store baked goods….

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I dont give a shit what the bun has in it, I always get the patty melt.

20 minutes ago, Deej said:

I dont give a shit what the bun has in it, I always get the patty melt.

That's the pro move

Patty melt with Griffles jalap and double cheese. Top with spicy ketchup.

As if their patty melt isn’t retarded too

Patty melt is easily the worst of the specialty burgers.

I’ve got a DQ by my house that has been the worst in the chain. It’s awful.  I’ve hit the portal for Jack in the box, with zero nil.  
That sourdough double smashed Jack is a killer burger if you get a good one.

Back on 1/7 along with the Monterey Melt. 

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Last seen on the menu in the early 2000s, the Chicken Fajita Taco is made with chicken breast tucked in a soft flour tortilla, and toasted with red peppers, poblano and charred onions. Whataburger advises customers who want to elevate their taste experience to top the taco with Monterey Jack or shredded cheese, bacon, avocado, jalapenos and Whataburger’s creamy pepper sauce. 

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That fajita taco was really good.  And it hasn't been gone since the early 2000s, surely?  I thought it was another Chicago casualty about the same time as the jalapeno biscuit.

Earlier this week wife and I stopped at the Whataburger in Shawnee Ok because the McDonald’s across the street is the worst in the chain and the Taco Bell sucks.  I got a patty melt with grilled japs and wife got a Whataburger with cheese.  Fuck me all of it was perfect.  The Patty melt was sizzling in the bag and perfectly melty and the onions just right.  I got the last third of wife’s burger and it took me back to 1987.  Fries were fresh from fryer.  Gives me hope in humanity again.

53 minutes ago, WBT said:

That fajita taco was really good.  And it hasn't been gone since the early 2000s, surely?  I thought it was another Chicago casualty about the same time as the jalapeno biscuit.

You could still halfway order it if the employees had a clue, but it’s been off the menu for a long damn time. 

On 12/27/2024 at 3:33 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

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On 12/28/2024 at 1:40 AM, Texzilla58 said:

Patty Melt is really good. A1 burger is shit.  Dog shit.  

If they make it right it is damn solid.  But lately they have been 1/4 assing on regular bread so therefore the patty melt has fallen off. 

10 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Earlier this week wife and I stopped at the Whataburger in Shawnee Ok because the McDonald’s across the street is the worst in the chain and the Taco Bell sucks.  I got a patty melt with grilled japs and wife got a Whataburger with cheese.  Fuck me all of it was perfect.  The Patty melt was sizzling in the bag and perfectly melty and the onions just right.  I got the last third of wife’s burger and it took me back to 1987.  Fries were fresh from fryer.  Gives me hope in humanity again.

Atoka, OK McDonalds says, "come at me, bro."  Cold, subpar food even for McD; slow, shitty, and surly employees.  Filthy restroom.

18 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Earlier this week wife and I stopped at the Whataburger in Shawnee Ok because the McDonald’s across the street is the worst in the chain and the Taco Bell sucks.  I got a patty melt with grilled japs and wife got a Whataburger with cheese.  Fuck me all of it was perfect.  The Patty melt was sizzling in the bag and perfectly melty and the onions just right.  I got the last third of wife’s burger and it took me back to 1987.  Fries were fresh from fryer.  Gives me hope in humanity again.

I read this in Ray Liotta's  Goodfella's narration voice when he is talking about the mafia nostalgically.

chicken fajita taco was on the menu within the last decade. not sure when it went off. always preferred the unofficial one which was just a chopped up grilled chicken on a tortilla with onions, jalapenos, and some picante packets. bell peppers can get fucked.

get a patty melt and bring it home and fry it on both sides in a pan with butter to crisp up that bread.  it’s a win. 

also solves the problem of cold whataburgers

16 hours ago, elfenix said:

chicken fajita taco was on the menu within the last decade. not sure when it went off. always preferred the unofficial one which was just a chopped up grilled chicken on a tortilla with onions, jalapenos, and some picante packets. bell peppers can get fucked.

I can remember ordering it for the first time about a decade ago, maybe a little fewer. Was surprised at how decent it was

1 hour ago, futureman said:

get a patty melt and bring it home and fry it on both sides in a pan with butter to crisp up that bread.  it’s a win. 

also solves the problem of cold whataburgers

Why should I do their work for them? 

35 minutes ago, futureman said:

so you can cling to the past

username checks out.

On 1/4/2025 at 11:13 PM, Texzilla58 said:

Earlier this week wife and I stopped at the Whataburger in Shawnee Ok because the McDonald’s across the street is the worst in the chain and the Taco Bell sucks.  I got a patty melt with grilled japs and wife got a Whataburger with cheese.  Fuck me all of it was perfect.  The Patty melt was sizzling in the bag and perfectly melty and the onions just right.  I got the last third of wife’s burger and it took me back to 1987.  Fries were fresh from fryer.  Gives me hope in humanity again.

 

i'll say this once and then run away:  the Whataburger patty melt is phenomenal.  Excellent.  

2 hours ago, PilotsError said:

 

i'll say this once and then run away:  the Whataburger patty melt is phenomenal.  Excellent.  

Agreed 

On 1/6/2025 at 11:24 AM, futureman said:

get a patty melt and bring it home and fry it on both sides in a pan with butter to crisp up that bread.  it’s a win. 

also solves the problem of cold whataburgers

Is this before or after you’ve facefucked the dismembered head in your fridge?

This is psychotic behavior. 

I had a chicken fajita taco today, added monterey jack.  It's still pretty pretty good.  It would also be good with grilled japs or avocado.

I’ll bet you did. But is this before or after you’ve facefucked the dismembered head in your fridge?

Man I thought Whataburger had fallen off I didn't realize that all I had to do was either drive 9 hours to Oklahoma or cook their own fucking food for them at my house. 

Thanks guys!

18 hours ago, WBT said:

I had a chicken fajita taco today, added monterey jack.  It's still pretty pretty good.  It would also be good with grilled japs or avocado.

$6.70 lol. Whataburger can get fucked

49 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

$6.70 lol. Whataburger can get fucked

Ho Lee Fuk. I thought there was no way this was correct. Opened up the app to confirm and that’s the price. Throw on some cheese and jalapeños and it’s an $8 taco. Get bent, Whataburger.

Ho Lee Fuk. I thought there was no way this was correct. Opened up the app to confirm and that’s the price. Throw on some cheese and jalapeños and it’s an $8 taco. Get bent, Whataburger.

Yet 2/3 of yall will spooge in your pants over an $8 taco from Torchys.
Just now, Brisketexan said:


Yet 2/3 of yall will spooge in your pants over an $8 taco from Torchys.

Torchy's is actually cheaper

Trailer Park is $4.99

Chicken Fajita $5.05

Baja Shrimp $5.85 etc

Steak Fajita $5.95 (most expensive regular taco)

Matador $6.70

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


Yet 2/3 of yall will spooge in your pants over an $8 taco from Torchys.

I’m not a huge Torchy’s fan, but in their defense, their chicken fajita taco is $5. 

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Yet 2/3 of yall will spooge in your pants over an $8 taco from Torchys.

Half the price and twice the quality. Yep. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


Yet 2/3 of yall will spooge in your pants over an $8 taco from Torchys.

But the queso

On 1/9/2025 at 2:38 PM, royiv said:

Ho Lee Fuk. I thought there was no way this was correct. Opened up the app to confirm and that’s the price. Throw on some cheese and jalapeños and it’s an $8 taco. Get bent, Whataburger.

Thats to cover the skin for the Chicago outfit guys.  

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