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I'll never understand the chicken strip crowd. I'm looking at you @Sparky.  Yeah, you.

I mean, to each their own. I'm not gonna completely condemn someone for ordering outside of the burgers. I'm just saying I don't understand. 

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16 minutes ago, threesheets said:

I'll never understand the chicken strip crowd. I'm looking at you @Sparky.  Yeah, you.

I mean, to each their own. I'm not gonna completely condemn someone for ordering outside of the burgers. I'm just saying I don't understand. 

There are parts of the menu which will forever remain a mystery to me. Nothing wrong with that; just so long as you aren't heretically ordering a cheeseless burger, I pass no judgment.

4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

There are parts of the menu which will forever remain a mystery to me. Nothing wrong with that; just so long as you aren't heretically ordering a cheeseless burger, I pass no judgment.

there’s nothing wrong with a cheeseless burger every once in a while.  sometimes I just want an old fashioned with lettuce tomato onion pickle.  

7 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

There are parts of the menu which will forever remain a mystery to me. Nothing wrong with that; just so long as you aren't heretically ordering a cheeseless burger, I pass no judgment.

Giggle. Went with some soccer friends in between games yesterday.  Dad next to me has a white wrapper. 

Me: "Wtf? No cheese?"

Him: "The white wrapper is for no onions."

Me: "Who the f do you think you're lying to? And don't use being a bitch as an excuse for having terrible taste."

Yeah, I was a dick. We're tight though.

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

there’s nothing wrong with a cheeseless burger every once in a while.  sometimes I just want an old fashioned with lettuce tomato onion pickle.  

You can get away with no cheese if you're rolling with mayo. Can't have all that acid between the tomatoes and pickles without throwing in some extra fat. 

7 minutes ago, threesheets said:

You can get away with no cheese if you're rolling with mayo. Can't have all that acid between the tomatoes and pickles without throwing in some extra fat. 

oh I go heavy mayo but I neglected to mention it as it can be a controversial opinion. 

Never knew you to be a guy that would shy away from controversy. Pick up that mayo torch son.

Sweet & Spicy Bacon burger, no cheese. Wash it down with the chocolate shake.

10 hours ago, threesheets said:

I'll never understand the chicken strip crowd. I'm looking at you @Sparky.  Yeah, you.

I mean, to each their own. I'm not gonna completely condemn someone for ordering outside of the burgers. I'm just saying I don't understand. 

I was hoping you were going to callback to the What a Lot a Hot deal we used to get back in the day.  It was a perfect thing to pile on you your stomach at the end of an evening.

it just doesn’t seem like something that would be good.  and even if it were good there’s a zero percent chance it’s better than chocolate.  so I just don’t see the point. 

Whataburger + Dr Pepper = Perfect Texan marriage.


That’s the point you fucking retard.
21 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:


Whataburger + Dr Pepper = Perfect Texan marriage.


That’s the point you fucking retard.

ah yes.  so anything related to texas dumped in a blender with cream gets your stamp of approval.  it’s airtight, I yield. 

On 4/3/2019 at 5:33 PM, HenryJames said:

 

I had this twice over the weekend from different locations, verdict Needs More DR Pepper!

I also had it twice. It was weird but good. One of those things you aren’t sure what to think but you keep drinking/eating it. It is unique. I am a Dr Pepper addict, so I was hyped up to try it.

saw a guy this morning order a side of gravy and eat it with a spoon.  figured it's one of y'all.

I normally chug it directly from the container, but I had a working breakfast and wanted to appear more refined.

Had a Dr Pepper shake yesterday and it tasted like a regular vanilla shake. No DP taste at all

On 4/7/2019 at 9:53 PM, futureman said:

sometimes I just want an old fashioned with lettuce tomato onion pickle.

Phrasing!

On 3/21/2019 at 11:48 AM, futureman said:

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  • 2 weeks later...

Currently enjoying the buffalo ranch chicken sandwich with japs, no strips have been dislodged. 

Pretty, pretty good. 

Had a patty melt (extra pepper sauce) the other night, so this thread hits close to home.

 

 

49 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

The fries are not good tonight however. 

I can confirm the onion rings are. 

Double, shredded cheese, with Dr Pepper shake. Finominole.
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On 4/7/2019 at 9:29 PM, threesheets said:

I'll never understand the chicken strip crowd. I'm looking at you @Sparky.  Yeah, you.

I mean, to each their own. I'm not gonna completely condemn someone for ordering outside of the burgers. I'm just saying I don't understand. 

I changed it up some and ordered the No. 13 today to accompany my usual, double meat double cheese with grilled jalapenos. I'd say the chicken strips are OK. They're a lot better when you're drunk as hell and 18 years old. 

My Whataburger story: 

The Tech game in 2017. DKR Concessions ran out of everything except for nachos and popcorn by the third quarter. I believe Chick Fila ran out of sandwiches before the game even started. 

After the crushing defeat, arguably the most inexplicable in Texas Longhorns Football History, I wanted to get back in the car, beat traffic and get back to Houston as soon as possible. I figured we eat something along the way. Surely there's a Denny's or some dinner open in Bastrop open. Nope. 

I drove all the way to La Grange before I saw an open Whataburger. It was a beautiful beacon of light. I crushed a No. 3 with onion rings and a strawberry shake on the hood of my car at 2 in the morning. It remains one of the best meals of my life. 

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Stopped in Granbury and got me a DR Pepper shake. It was really good at first but then became more and more meh. Give me a strawberry shake over that any day.

Double, shredded cheese, with Dr Pepper shake. Finominole.
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Shredded cheese?
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3 hours ago, Smax said:

Shredded cheese?
Did not know this was an option

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16 hours ago, futureman said:

strawberry?

Dude it's 2019 show some tolerance 

This will get me some negs, but I’ve fallen out of love with bacon on my whataburger. It adds a cloying sweetness that I don’t remember from years ago. Maybe I have tastebud aids.

had my lyft driver stop at whataburger on the way home last weekend and ordered the patty melt. after consuming the fries i had a moment of clarity and realized i would enjoy the patty melt far more the next morning. woke up the next morning and popped the patty melt in the oven while i cooked some bacon and fried a couple eggs. added the bacon and eggs to the sandwich and my god it was amazing...and was followed by an hour long nap. 

12 hours ago, deft said:

This will get me some negs, but I’ve fallen out of love with bacon on my whataburger. It adds a cloying sweetness that I don’t remember from years ago. Maybe I have tastebud aids.

Agreed. Not a fan of sweet bacon. 

Closest Whataburger is in Birmingham Fucking Alabama. I like Whataburger, but not that much. That said, last time I drove to Texas, I had a double cheese, pickles, mustard and jalapenos.  And a Dr. Pepper. In Vicksburg,

Closest Whataburger is in Birmingham Fucking Alabama. I like Whataburger, but not that much. That said, last time I drove to Texas, I had a double cheese, pickles, mustard and jalapenos.  And a Dr. Pepper. In Vicksburg,

Sounds like you made poor life choices that led to you living outside of Texas.

My brother lives in Phoenix and has a Whataburger closer to his house than I do in Austin. Rudy’s is close to him too. 

My brother lives in Phoenix and has a Whataburger closer to his house than I do in Austin. Rudy’s is close to him too. 

Do those heathens still have “coyote sauce” at Arizona whataburgers? No idea what that shit was but I recall it being disgusting.
On 4/8/2019 at 1:29 PM, threesheets said:

We know Jesus would not have put bacon on his Whataburger, but beyond that, evidence is scant for what the order would have looked like, had the last supper been in Texas. I strongly suspect Judas would have gone for the chicken strip sandwich and a strawberry shake, however.

Nice accuracy. They even got the longer haired gender neutral looking kid to play the Mary Magdalene conspiracy theory role.

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I live in Pennsylvania and Whataburger is something I miss and crave weekly so visiting home is always a joyous time to hit it up.

My usual is #5 with grilled onions, grilled jalapeños and avocado. 

Today’s proof:

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Enjoy it ace, before you have to go back to your desolate land of underground coal fires and joepa apologism.

13 hours ago, deft said:

Enjoy it ace, before you have to go back to your desolate land of underground coal fires and joepa apologism.

Hoping our new Chicago overlords bring it to the NE.

Wish I could like it even less.....fuck chigaco.  Long live whataburger bitches.  

Wife went and picked up Whataburger for breakfast yesterday.  My sausage/egg/cheese biscuit arrived at the house on a hamburger bun.  Fucking idiots.  

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