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14 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Somebody said she sucked ... 

I mean what’s the serious expectation...

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I need Mich to win and okie lite to hang onto +11.5.

Very entertaining flipping between the two.

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I need Mich to win and okie lite to hang onto +11.5.

Very entertaining flipping between the two.

-11.5 right?

Let them score Mizzou. I want to see an XP attempt.

55 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Just saw Sarah Fuller kickoff for vandy in the 2nd half. Yay for history I guess, but it looked like you would expect. But I guess 0-7 vandy needed some publicity

100% PR move from a shitty 0-7 team that should not even be D1 for football. Punters are almost always the  emergency kickers. The punter played today. You telling me he couldn't handle a simple kickoff with zero pressure? And it worked. Vandy has been in the news today more than they have all year combined.

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

100% PR move from a shitty 0-7 team that should not even be D1 for football. Punters are almost always the  emergency kickers. The punter played today. You telling me he couldn't handle a simple kickoff with zero pressure? And it worked. Vandy has been in the news today more than they have all year combined.

Yeah that was basically my thought about the whole thing. Especially to do a “pooch” kick like all the defenders are saying it was.

6 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

-11.5 right?

Sorry - meant Tech.

Looks like neither are going to work out for me. Ah well.

2 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Yeah that was basically my thought about the whole thing. Especially to do a “pooch” kick like all the defenders are saying it was.

Yeah it didn't look like a pooch kick it looked like a really shitty kickoff.

Hmmm.  SMU was down 45-7 at the half at E. Carolina, has now cut it to 52-38 midway through the 4th qtr.

10 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Hmmm.  SMU was down 45-7 at the half at E. Carolina, has now cut it to 52-38 midway through the 4th qtr.

Shane hurt or something? I haven't checked out the game 

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Shane hurt or something? I haven't checked out the game 

No. Just played like shit the first half. 
 

meanwhile in Buffalo game...

 

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

No. Just played like shit the first half. 
 

meanwhile in Buffalo game...

 

Holy crap. 400 rushing yards? Jesus 

He’s having a game like Jonathan Brooks had yesterday.

I kept thinking didn’t Katie Hnida (spelling) kick for Colorado? Or was that an out of conference game which makes this special because of nothing.

18 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I kept thinking didn’t Katie Hnida (spelling) kick for Colorado? Or was that an out of conference game which makes this special because of nothing.

New Mexico which is pretty nothing

4 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Gonna be a bad three hours for me. Pitt at Clemson & Auburn at Alabama.

Don’t think these will end well.

Flea flicker anyone?

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Flea flicker anyone?

Yuck.  Like I said, it’s gonna be a rough few hours

24 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I kept thinking didn’t Katie Hnida (spelling) kick for Colorado? Or was that an out of conference game which makes this special because of nothing.

sec sec sec .. NEWSWORTHY!

Northwestern lose most of their players to the rona?

Just now, Dewey said:

Northwestern lose most of their players to the rona?

I think they are distracted by the giant STATE logos .

3 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Northwestern lose most of their players to the rona?

Not sure if anyone saw this happening.  But they just got a FG. 

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44 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Gonna be a bad three hours for me. Pitt at Clemson & Auburn at Alabama.

Don’t think these will end well.

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15 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Not sure if anyone saw this happening.  But they just got a FG. 

I expect Northwestern to make a second half comeback, in fact a lot of people probably do. 

Syracuse just lost because they spiked the ball as time expired. On 4th down.

Booger was on that booger sugar earlier, talking about NW should be in the playoffs if TOSU was ineligible. Cocaine is a helluva drug.

 

Mack Brown forgive me, but 0u/Aggy should be in before them.

4 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Booger was on that booger sugar earlier, talking about NW should be in the playoffs if TOSU was ineligible. Cocaine is a helluva drug.

 

Mack Brown forgive me, but 0u/Aggy should be in before them.

Northwestern doing what they do best once they get a hint of media attention...

12 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Syracuse just lost because they spiked the ball as time expired. On 4th down.

Hard to believe Dino had Syracuse on the verge of upsetting Clemson in his first year. Been downhill since.

6 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Hard to believe Dino had Syracuse on the verge of upsetting Clemson in his first year. Been downhill since.

I have a buddy that played on the Syracuse Sugar Bowl team. The one that tied Auburn. He has been grumpy for a long time

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

Yeah it didn't look like a pooch kick it looked like a really shitty kickoff.

You were being generous. About the best I can say is she made contact. 

37 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Booger was on that booger sugar earlier, talking about NW should be in the playoffs if TOSU was ineligible. Cocaine is a helluva drug.

 

Mack Brown forgive me, but 0u/Aggy should be in before them.

Don't blame the wonderful drug that is cocaine on Booger being a mouthbreathing idiot.

58 minutes ago, Dewey said:

I expect Northwestern to make a second half comeback, in fact a lot of people probably do. 

Down by 4 now. Halfway through the 3rd

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Yeah it didn't look like a pooch kick it looked like a really shitty kickoff.

A friend of mine used to punt at Colorado and he said it was 100% supposed to be a regular kick. Nothing in her approach or form said squib at all. He was around the kickers all the time so he knows their form and he was the emergency kicker so he has to be prepared. This was the coach covering for how bad she sucks. Also, in wamups, she was barely clearing the crossbar on extra point distance field goals. Vanderbilt got their little fame that will be forgotten by the end of the night. Any random player on the team could have did what she did today. But hooray for her!! Broke down those barriers!

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I kept thinking didn’t Katie Hnida (spelling) kick for Colorado? Or was that an out of conference game which makes this special because of nothing.

Not only was Katie a woman, but she was awful.
13 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


Not only was Katie a woman, but she was awful.

Hi Gary!

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

Yeah it didn't look like a pooch kick it looked like a really shitty kickoff.

These bitches need to stay playing voleeyball wearing tight little shorts getting me going instead of putting on pads, unless it’s that time of the month. 

5 minutes ago, UhhhIdk said:

These bitches need to stay playing voleeyball wearing tight little shorts getting me going instead of putting on pads, unless it’s that time of the month. 

She plays soccer

 

Also, it's volleyball*

41 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

A friend of mine used to punt at Colorado and he said it was 100% supposed to be a regular kick. Nothing in her approach or form said squib at all. He was around the kickers all the time so he knows their form and he was the emergency kicker so he has to be prepared. This was the coach covering for how bad she sucks. Also, in wamups, she was barely clearing the crossbar on extra point distance field goals. Vanderbilt got their little fame that will be forgotten by the end of the night. Any random player on the team could have did what she did today. But hooray for her!! Broke down those barriers!

I was a kicker.  I think it was a kick. Not a squib. Her kicks on the warm up videos of her FGs/XPts were not good

Edited by PittsburghTiger

Pushing the LSU/aggy kick to 7:10. Nobody gives a shit about those scrubs, start the damn game on time 

32 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I was a kicker.  I think it was a kick. Not a squib. Her kicks on the warm up videos of her FGs/XPts were not good

Yeah, but who got more ass? You or her?

 

And fire Derek Mason.

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Both of these offenses in the Northwestern/Mich St are hard to watch.

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