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The Austin Rodeo Cookoff is on 3/6 & 3/7.

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We pussed out and didn't cook in 2013 and by “we” I mean my teammates.
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We pussed out and didn't cook in 2017 and by “we” I mean my teammates.

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We pussed out and didn't cook in 2019 and by “we” I mean my teammates.

 

Due to the increasing frequency of my teammates not getting their act together, I decided to create a new team with a couple of friends and join up with with @paco, not because I like him but because he has a nice smoker. Come join us for beer, BBQ and the opportunity to draw on paco’s face with a sharpie after he passes out.

 

Also, we need money. We are a tiny team compared to some of the other teams and we’ll still spend a few thousand for a bare bones operation.

 

If you’ve ever been to my tent at the rodeo, been to my tailgate, been slightly amused by one of my posts, or just like seeing a couple of grown-ass men do what they love, consider sending us a few bucks via the link below. You can also PM me for a PayPal link.  Any money sent will also be shared with paco’s team after I beat him in the competition.

 

www.venmo.com/UTTG-Rodeo-2020

 

Here’s the current map. Paco’s team “Secondhand Smokers” has been moved to be next to me.

 

 

Yeah you assholes come on out and introduce yourselves, have a beer and eat our meat. There's a rumor that Luke Duke is going to feature his famous medium rare beef ribs. Toothpicks are free!

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Sent you some French dressing money.


Got it. Thank you.

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For $150 we will hang your sign on the shitter or for $200 we’ll hang ROFLBOX’s sign back up.

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For $150 we will hang your sign on the shitter or for $200 we’ll hang ROFLBOX’s sign back up.

 

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I will be by with some Carney tokens for your tip jar come see us too

When is Derka playing the ukulele on your main stage?

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When is Derka playing the ukulele on your main stage?


3-5am

Come see Briscoe in our tent selling egg, 1 hr stand up and freestyle wrap w DJ Carl At midnight Fri and Sat

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Luke Duke has been asleep the whole time.

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What's her gram?

Apparently I left too early.  Shout out to Secondhand Smokers for getting 6th out of 157 entries in Brisket! 

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Paco did a great job on brisket. I got semi-finals in both brisket and chicken.

Your chicken was really good.  Unfortunately I had to leave before getting any of the brisket.  I'm still sad.

I think I got the shits from luke dukes chicken

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No, you got the shits from the Visine that I put in your beer.

It was one of y'alls chicken.  That's why I had to leave and I had both.

sorry I missed it.

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No, you got the shits from the Visine that I put in your beer.
And that's fair.

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