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14 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Looks like he’s at some type of sheep sex club or gloryhole.

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On 2/19/2020 at 12:34 AM, The People’s Elbow said:

Junior Miller should run backwards through a field of dicks. 

Why are you trying to reward him???

9 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

 


I dare you to go to the Highland Park Randall’s and yell the H word.

 

Randall's?

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14 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

At 1:50 in Tomlin goes at ESPN a bit

Stephen A Smif is a fucking idiot. Damn Tomlins eyes are spooky man.

ESPN sucks shit through a straw, so surprised they want to try and turn it into Garrett as the victim and a race thing.


ESPN sucks shit through a straw, so surprised they want to try and turn it into Garrett as the victim and a race thing.

Is this sarcasm? Because everything they’ve done in the last few years seems to be angled toward making all of the programming geared to young blacks. They can run with Garrett’s lie and get plenty of clicks and eyeballs for it.
28 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Is this sarcasm? Because everything they’ve done in the last few years seems to be angled toward making all of the programming geared to young blacks. They can run with Garrett’s lie and get plenty of clicks and eyeballs for it.

Pretty sure that was sarcasm and you two are saying the same thing 

This thread will trump all others in 2020. Watch.  

I'm surprised so many people are willing to side with either jackwagon here. In my estimation they both suck and deserve each other. Just like Trump & Pelosi (no CR)

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New Idea:  If you type something outside the CR that requires adding a "no CR" tag to it, then just delete the entire post and then punch yourself in the dick. 

19 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Y'all are making this too complicated. There is a bipartisan understanding that aggy are shitty human beings. 98% of Americans agree. The other 2% are irrelevant.

Iswydt

13 minutes ago, TriStone said:

New Idea:  If you type something outside the CR that requires adding a "no CR" tag to it, then just delete the entire post and then punch yourself in the dick. 

This guy gets my vote.

17 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So if I want to ask my date to go country dancing I have to ask her if she wants to go to the H-word Tonk

Can we dance wif yo date?

34 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This thread will trump all others in 2020. Watch.  

Just biden my time.

2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Is this sarcasm? Because everything they’ve done in the last few years seems to be angled toward making all of the programming geared to young blacks. They can run with Garrett’s lie and get plenty of clicks and eyeballs for it.

yeah it was sarcasm lol, It's difficult to tell when reading text but I fucking hate the mouse

59 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Just biden my time.

Then you're about to get berned.

1 hour ago, TriStone said:

New Idea:  If you type something outside the CR that requires adding a "no CR" tag to it, then just delete the entire post and then punch yourself in the dick. 

Can I do that without typing no CR?

2 hours ago, TriStone said:

New Idea:  If you type something outside the CR that requires adding a "no CR" tag to it, then just delete the entire post and then punch yourself in the dick. 

For those who want to save time, multi-task by posting something about Anthony Weiner.

yeah it was sarcasm lol, It's difficult to tell when reading text but I fucking hate the mouse

I was hoping so. But it’s surly so who knows.
12 hours ago, Zavala said:

Stephen A Smif is a fucking idiot. Damn Tomlins eyes are spooky man.

ESPN sucks shit through a straw, SO surprised they want to try and turn it into Garrett as the victim and a race thing. 🙄

 

3 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Is this sarcasm? Because everything they’ve done in the last few years seems to be angled toward making all of the programming geared to young blacks. They can run with Garrett’s lie and get plenty of clicks and eyeballs for it.

 

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Pretty sure that was sarcasm and you two are saying the same thing 

 

1 hour ago, Zavala said:

yeah it was sarcasm lol, It's difficult to tell when reading text but I fucking hate the mouse

2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


I was hoping so. But it’s surly so who knows.

 

If you read with the inflection I emphasized in the first quote above-- and with the added eyeroll emoji at the end-- I believe the sarcasm comes through more clearly. 

 

No CR but the Steelers and Browns fucking suck too

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

For those who want to save time, multi-task by posting something about Anthony Weiner.

You don’t dick around, do you?

You don’t dick around, do you?

He just wants to show you what he’s working with.
4 hours ago, TriStone said:

just delete the entire post and then punch yourself in the dick. 

I don't want to hurt my hand

12 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I don't want to hurt my hand

By hitting the back of Southaustin's mom's head?

For those who want to save time, multi-task by posting something about Anthony Weiner.

The Daily Double for Richard Nixon!
On 2/20/2020 at 7:02 PM, Jkwellborn said:

Looks like he’s at some type of sheep sex club or gloryhole.

Or as aggys call it, college. 

On 2/21/2020 at 9:15 AM, TriStone said:

New Idea:  If you type something outside the CR that requires adding a "no CR" tag to it, then just delete the entire post and then punch yourself in the dick. 

Don't tempt NowThis to come back now 

On 2/21/2020 at 10:38 AM, utee94 said:

 

 

 

 

If you read with the inflection I emphasized in the first quote above-- and with the added eyeroll emoji at the end-- I believe the sarcasm comes through more clearly. 

 

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Don't tempt NowThis to come back now 

He said punch yourself in the dick. Not get a dick shoved up your ass.

He said punch yourself in the dick. Not get a dick shoved up your ass.


One man’s limit is another man’s fetish.
13 hours ago, Hate said:

 


One man’s limit is another man’s fetish.

 

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough? 

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