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1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

The Fantastic Four remake, the one with Michael P jordan and the Mara chick.

The original FF wasn't very good to start with.

10 minutes ago, Hate said:

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Damn, looks like she, and Nicole have that same little upturned nose.

16 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Damn, looks like she, and Nicole have that same little upturned nose.

Why do you think they told her to wiggle it?

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

Why do you think they told her to wiggle it?

Haven't seen Bewitched,  but I can see why. 

12 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Well, Teresa Palmer's hot as balls so it has that going for it.  

The only part worth watching

 

Whoa, did she get cupgraded?  Haven't seen her in a bit.  Those tits look way bigger.

2 hours ago, AustinMT said:

Yes. Poorly acted, poorly written, all around lazy effort  (and I like most Cruise flicks). Second worst Top Gun knockoff, topped only by Fire Birds 

There's no director on earth that could make a compelling movie about fucking NASCAR.

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

There's no director on earth that could make a compelling movie about fucking NASCAR.

Last American Hero was pretty good.

6 hours ago, RPM said:

Last American Hero was pretty good.

Yep for true, and the emotional depths that Ferrell was able to reach in Taladega Nights were gut wrenching.  Greased Lightening with Richard Pryor was a great early days stock car/ NASCAR flick.

I'm not a NASCAR fan, but the comment that you can't make a good NASCAR movie is kinda dumb.  It's not in Hollywoods wheelhouse because they see NASCAR as a bunch of beer belly, no teeth, rednecks looking for fights in the stands.... and the men are even worse...

To be fair, NASCAR today is a boring corporate sport. But, most big money racing always has been with few exception. TLAH is just a great film. It flopped at the box office, but it has aged well. It's a good story based on Junior Johnson. Jeff Bridges gives a very good performance and Valerie Perrine's tits are magnificent. Not a lot to hate.

The Hustle was a very shitty remake of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. Almost to the letter. They just substituted Ann Hathaway and Rebel Wilson for Michael Caine and Steve Martin.

And it didn't work. At all.

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

To be fair, NASCAR today is a boring corporate sport. But, most big money racing always has been with few exception. TLAH is just a great film. It flopped at the box office, but it has aged well. It's a good story based on Junior Johnson. Jeff Bridges gives a very good performance and Valerie Perrine's tits are magnificent. Not a lot to hate.

Jeff rarely fails to deliver IMO, and Valerie was redneck hot for damn sure.  She had that look.

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

Valerie was redneck hot for damn sure

She was a little Georgia peach pit!

10 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I think liz was definitely hotter than Nicole in her day.

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Six Pack, mfers.  Early Diane Lane,  Erin Gray. 

"Don't stop till you hear glass and smell shit" 

2 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

The Hustle was a very shitty remake of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. Almost to the letter. They just substituted Ann Hathaway and Rebel Wilson for Michael Caine and Steve Martin.

And it didn't work. At all.

lulz.  never knew they made this.  gosh, i wonder which one was cast as the sophisticated thief and which was the uncultured oaf?

I'm so glad I haven't seen the majority of these movies.

There was a Poltergeist remake with Sam Rockwell a few years ago that was terrible. 

3 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

lulz.  never knew they made this.  gosh, i wonder which one was cast as the sophisticated thief and which was the uncultured oaf?

 

Three guesses and the first two don't count.

Whoa, did she get cupgraded?  Haven't seen her in a bit.  Those tits look way bigger.


Shes already had 3 babies
7 hours ago, Red Five said:

I'm so glad I haven't seen the majority of these movies.

There was a Poltergeist remake with Sam Rockwell a few years ago that was terrible. 

And a Fright Night one with Colin Farrell. Just terrible.

On 2/23/2020 at 11:46 AM, AustinMT said:

 “Days of Thunder,” a/k/a “Top Gun in a Car”

“Sudden Death’” a/k/a “Die Hard in a Hockey Arena”

Days of Thunder???

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back off Warchild

9 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Days of Thunder???

red hot chili peppers beach GIF
 

back off Warchild

It's got Robert Duvall so it can't be that bad, but it's got Tommy Cruise, so it can .

Just now, Parliament said:
23 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:
Days of Thunder???
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back off Warchild

I'm serious...

So am I  Bunker.

9 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

lulz.  never knew they made this.  gosh, i wonder which one was cast as the sophisticated thief and which was the uncultured oaf?

another remake of a remake

 

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4 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

Shes already had 3 babies

 

Tits get bigger when you have kids?  Shit, I got ripped off on that deal twice then, ex-wife's disappeared into dust.

13 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Tits get bigger when you have kids?  Shit, I got ripped off on that deal twice then, ex-wife's disappeared into dust.

Birth control pills, and pregnancy are both good for the breastasisis..

On 2/23/2020 at 11:46 AM, AustinMT said:

 “Days of Thunder,” a/k/a “Top Gun in a Car”

“Sudden Death’” a/k/a “Die Hard in a Hockey Arena”

Fuck you. Just rewatched Days of Thunder and yeah. Still fucking glorious.

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

Has the Lion King been mentioned?

The live-action Aladdin was so bad we turned it off after ten minutes.

On 2/23/2020 at 5:41 AM, Hawndoh said:

Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman's Bewitched movie.

Random story: I went to an early test screening for this movie (can’t remember why). The only big laugh the movie got was during some loud frantic car chase scene. Ferrell and Steve Carell were barreling toward a gate, screaming and bracing for impact - and the movie suddenly cut to a black placeholder card that read, “VISUAL EFFECTS SHOT OF CAR CRASHING THROUGH GATE.” The theater exploded with laughter. Turned out to be the best joke in the movie.

On 2/23/2020 at 3:49 PM, Deej said:

Y'all are going to hate it when they remake "Stripes" with Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy.

Oh just fuck you straight to hell.

Only Drew wants to see MM in the mud wrestling scene.  I bet he's worn out his Beta copy of Kathy Bates topless scene from About Schmidt. 

The Sting had Paul Newman and Robert Redford

The Sting 2 with Jackie Gleason and Mac Davis

American Psycho 2
Caddyshack 2


6 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

The live-action Aladdin was so bad we turned it off after ten minutes.

Expecting the same from the live action Mulan.   Amazing that Disney is going with this live action thing.   More amazing that idiots keep going to see that shit

 

1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:

The Sting had Paul Newman and Robert Redford

The Sting 2 with Jackie Gleason and Mac Davis

American Psycho 2
Caddyshack 2

 

Sting 2 isn't really a remake, but still kinda sucks compared to Redford and Newman. Add in the great ensemble cast of character actors, and it's a tough damn act to follow.  

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Only Drew wants to see MM in the mud wrestling scene.  I bet he's worn out his Beta copy of Kathy Bates topless scene from About Schmidt. 

Vic says "hi".

30 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Sting 2 isn't really a remake, but still kinda sucks compared to Redford and Newman. Add in the great ensemble cast of character actors, and it's a tough damn act to follow.  

It a sequel, and a monumentally horrible one.  Still, completely different deal vs a remake.

Probably should have a class for movies adapted from books being remade.  Given that the original movie also wasn't an original idea it kind of seems like less of a crime.

Sting 2 isn't really a remake, but still kinda sucks compared to Redford and Newman. Add in the great ensemble cast of character actors, and it's a tough damn act to follow.  

 

Shit. Got carried away with the sequels. Wrong topic. Though a Sting 2 remake would really really suck.

12 hours ago, d2o said:

Expecting the same from the live action Mulan.   Amazing that Disney is going with this live action thing.   More amazing that idiots keep going to see that shit

 

amazing that disney would be so stupid, i mean they've only made a billion dollars each time

4 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

amazing that disney would be so stupid, i mean they've only made a billion dollars each time

He didn't say Disney was stupid or that these weren't lucrative. He said he was amazed they were popular, and that's understandable, because the ten minutes I saw of Aladdin was liquid shit.

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22 hours ago, Saint Austin said:

Red Dawn and Bad News Bears

I’ll add in The Karate Kid to complete a threesome of diarrhea shit

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