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10 hours ago, ss13 said:

Damn, we can’t kill Lee Anne. 

Never liked her.  I will say that we ate Brunch at Koko Head Cafe in Honolulu, and it really good.

Voltaggio seems to be going strong this year.

Lee Anne has to be the most annoying and excise making contestant ever. Good grief. She’s made terrible dishes in 3 of the 4 episodes and is simply an annoying, whiny personality. Why bring her back?  Geez. So many better options out there. I’d rather have marcel back for the 8th time or whatever. 

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And previews make next week look all about her too. 

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Bored, so watched LCK. Jamie & Joe had to cook a chicken dish with 6 other ingredients in 20 minutes. Kinda dumb water actually counted as one, but frying oil didn’t. 

Spoiler

Joe won. 

 

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Also, it’s still ridiculous the eliminated chefs have to stick around. I guess it’s to avoid spoilers if Angelo’s back two days after he left. 

13 hours ago, ss13 said:

Also, it’s still ridiculous the eliminated chefs have to stick around. I guess it’s to avoid spoilers if Angelo’s back two days after he left. 

Yeah, I think you basically sign up for like 2 months when you get on the show.  Even if you're the first eliminated.

Just started watching Top Chef Canada.  Pretty good.  Weird not having Tom and Padma, but it's nice to see some new blood in the chefs.

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This is my prime Kelly... 

 

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On 3/26/2020 at 10:03 PM, Bash Riprock said:

kind of a boring episode

This one is taking the lead so far. 

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On 4/2/2020 at 9:59 PM, ss13 said:

Damn, we can’t kill Lee Anne. 

This is getting a little ridiculous. 

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Yeah, those two tickets to the premiere ain’t looking like much now. 

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Let’s just call a spade a spade, this season has fucking sucked so far. 

The problem with any kind of ‘All-Star’ season is all these kids are used to the cameras. They ain’t gonna do anything worth a shit for the TV crowd. 

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Let’s just call a spade a spade, this season has fucking sucked so far. 

The problem with any kind of ‘All-Star’ season is all these kids are used to the cameras. They ain’t gonna do anything worth a shit for the TV crowd. 

 

I wouldn't say it sucks, still early and too many cooks in the kitchen (see what I did there....) once we get down to 8-10 and restaurant wars hits that when shit normally picks up.

The whole "charlies angels" thing is however rather annoying. 

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Well, we’re at 11 now, & the previews for next week look shitty. 

That was a  win/win/win bottom 3. I hate Lisa so I’m ok with it. I’m not as down on Lee Ann as most of you but I cannot stand Malarkey. He is a swarmy pitchman that is getting way too much camera time. 
 The cream of the crop are Kevin, Melissa, Gregory and Voltagio. I’d be shocked if the finale doesn’t include 2 of them. 

Wasn't Lee Ann employed by Top Chef at one point? She seems to get a lot of leeway. 

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I was hoping Stephanie could be a dark horse, but yeah, she has no chance. 

11 hours ago, ss13 said:

Well, we’re at 11 now, & the previews for next week look shitty. 

Leeanne's Mom killing over looked pretty cool. 

I don’t get the Malarkey hate, but ok. Was glad Lisa left, but was hoping for Leanne. 
 

I would not have known who kelly clarkson was when she walked in. 
 

Are we allowed to talk about LCK in here?

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Sure, I’ll probably watch it later. 

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That was a painful 11 minutes. 

Lisa won, but I really want some fried cheese now.

That was my dream bottom 3, so yeah, win win win, as stated above. 

Steph can cook, but she does not have the confidence that is needed for a competition like this. 

One of my friends has gotten to know Melissa pretty well through her job.  She is a big fan of hers.  Glad to see she is doing well, though I don't know if anyone is gonna be able to beat Voltaggio.

On 4/10/2020 at 4:27 PM, TonyTexas said:

That was a  win/win/win bottom 3. I hate Lisa so I’m ok with it. I’m not as down on Lee Ann as most of you but I cannot stand Malarkey. He is a swarmy pitchman that is getting way too much camera time. 
 The cream of the crop are Kevin, Melissa, Gregory and Voltagio. I’d be shocked if the finale doesn’t include 2 of them. 

i mean, Lee Anne has been in the bottom 75% of the time (3/4) - she absolutely did not deserve the benefit of the doubt based on her performance so far.

Stephanie was low twice (High, low, low)

nobody else has more than 1

 

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Malarkey has a wife? Would have lost $ on that bet. 

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Eric’s wife may fall forward, & I ain’t talking dehydration. 

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Stephanie’s husband seems like he could compete. 

 

Can’t believe Malarkey aired his rankings. 

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Shit, I actually liked Jenn. 

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Lee Anne & Malarkey teamed up next week, can we get that lucky? 

 

Wish this was on any other network just so I never fucking had to see Andy Cohen again. 

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Malarkey had 3 out of the top 4 right.  He belongs in the bottom though.

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20 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

ss13 on this and the Challenge thread

No sports, these are the best two shows I got currently. 

49 minutes ago, ss13 said:

No sports, these are the best two shows I got currently. 

I agree. I just think it’s funny when someone is live posting with no one else on the thread. 

Edited by TonyTexas

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The Challenge is 7-8:30, I understand that one. Kinda surprised no one else tries during TC. 

On 4/10/2020 at 4:30 PM, Deej said:

Wasn't Lee Ann employed by Top Chef at one point? She seems to get a lot of leeway. 

Yes Lee Ann was the culinary producer or some shit like that for 5 seasons I think. As others have mentioned not that they don't all know each other but seems odd that they have her on the show as a contestant. Bravo/TC connection aside she isn't a great cook. 

Love Jenn, sad to see her go. 

 

 

14 hours ago, ss13 said:

The Challenge is 7-8:30, I understand that one. Kinda surprised no one else tries during TC. 

I don't have cable so I always have to wait til the next day to stream it.  Jenn was much more gracious this season compared to Mean Jenn from All-Stars.  I really liked the Quickfire and the LCK too.

Looks like Lee Anne and Malarkey are teamed up next week for a double elimination. Good chance to lose one or both. Unfortunately, next week’s LCK winner gets back in the competition so it might be short-lived. 

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^ Yeah, she looked younger of the two. 

I have not been a fan of Jenn in the past due to her attitude, but she seems to have finally grown out of that.  I would have much rather seen Malarkey go.  I still think Steph is a better chef than she is showing, but she cooks scared, and that is not going to keep her around long.   

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This shit is so dork. 

Every one left if is a fucking bitch. 

God I hate Malarkey. 
 

Melissa, Gregory ,Kevin>>>>>>>>>>> everyone else 

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