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7 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

It’s real simple, win & you’re in. 

Big fucking revelation there.  The weirdness comes with a loss.

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Way to chime in 7 hours later when nothing else mattered! 

Pardon me for watching my kid play soccer.  You're the one who posted the hot take about "win and you're in".  With that kind of wisdom, we should just shut down all conversation.

You are a weird fuck. I posted EXACTLY what your team needed to do, something the person who created this fucking thread subsequently agreed with. Your idiotic post, that no one else even bothered to acknowledge, was a bunch of words that didn’t make a shit. 

Put down the booze, & enjoy the fact your team is in the fucking playoffs. 

38 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

You are a weird fuck. I posted EXACTLY what your team needed to do, something the person who created this fucking thread subsequently agreed with. Your idiotic post, that no one else even bothered to acknowledge, was a bunch of words that didn’t make a shit. 

Put down the booze, & enjoy the fact your team is in the fucking playoffs. 

a) sober as a judge, and a sober judge at that.

b) you chimed in with YOUR stupid reductive "point" after I posted about the variety of paths to the playoffs.  Yes, "win and in".  Nobody knew that.   What about a loss?

c) my team being in the playoffs is kinda normal, and not an automatic source of joy.  Greatest NL franchise and all.  Be best.

 

 

26 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Whatever bro, sorry you are STILL worked up about my correct post that the thread OP agreed with. 

Well, far be it from me to contradict what the precious OP said.  He was wrong, as Beau Vine elaborated on in the following post.

Go do some homework and get a little smarter.  No doubt playoff arithmetic is tricky, but keep working at it.

So how do the playoffs work?  Do we still need to win, or no?

The simple fact is my post was 1000% correct, & you let it bother you 7 hours later instead of being glad your team handled their shit. 

Now you’re still fucking yapping like the dumbfuck you’ve always been. Go to bed old man, hopefully your Monday is better. 

30 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

So how do the playoffs work?  Do we still need to win, or no?

It does appear that winning games helps in advancement.

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Bad start by kk but the pen was solid and schildt managed a helluva game. I hope Carlson is as good as I think he will be. Wish we had hicks. 

15 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Nice plate discipline, Carp.  Jesus.

He was so much better when he was hitting the gaps and going the other way hitting doubles.  Then he got on the launch angle and exit velocity kick, hit some home runs, and now that's all he tries to do. 

Good thing we had so many awesome outfielders that we had no need for Randy Arozarena.  

On 10/6/2020 at 7:14 PM, Beau Vine said:

Good thing we had so many awesome outfielders that we had no need for Randy Arozarena.  

Bump.

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One of the bigger whiffs. As well as worrying about ozunas shitty defense. We needed batters

I really like Waino in the booth.  

When he does retire, I hope to hell FSMW hires him and boots Hrabosky, Edmond, whoever the cliche-machine du jour is.

I really like Waino in the booth.  
When he does retire, I hope to hell FSMW hires him and boots Hrabosky, Edmond, whoever the cliche-machine du jour is.

Al? The Mad Hungarian? Dang haven’t heard about that guy in a bit.
On 10/6/2020 at 7:14 PM, Beau Vine said:

Good thing we had so many awesome outfielders that we had no need for Randy Arozarena.  

<sigh>

The internal talent evaluation is terrible.

Good thing we had so many awesome outfielders that we had no need for Randy Arozarena.  
Now I'm really starting to get pissed off.
On 10/6/2020 at 7:14 PM, Beau Vine said:

Good thing we had so many awesome outfielders that we had no need for Randy Arozarena.  

 

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He's 2 hits behind jeter's record for most his in the postseason by a rookie. Good job mo. Go buy another fucking bowtie

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Letting ozuna go seems like a good decision. 

I demand answers! 

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8 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

I didn’t like it after last season, but don’t recall if it was a money issue or not.

As I recall it was a defense decision. I dont follow the braves at all but a buddy that does said it hasn't been an issue this year. 

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There's the ozuna we knew and loved. Dumber than a bag of hair

Good thing we had so many awesome outfielders that we had no need for Randy Arozarena.  
I feel like I'm just being taunted now.
On 10/11/2020 at 11:07 PM, Capn81 said:

The internal talent evaluation is terrible.

And development.  It's amazing how hitters become worse once they get here, and better once they leave. 

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Triggered 

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This is just getting retarded. Fuck you,  mo

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Did anyone really expect anything else? 

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On 10/23/2020 at 8:33 PM, Beau Vine said:

FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!

 

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Buck just said everyone in the cardinals front office should turn off their TV. He's not wrong. 

It is laughable at this point. I am not sure that this is the Randy that the Rays will see again, but man this continues to look like an awful decision.

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I get not exercising on molina and figuring something out but how do you not exercise on wong?  He can go through slumps at the plate but he's a legit gold glover. That makes no sense unless they are lining up the truck for springer. 

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Wong wins 2nd consecutive gold glove. Wasnt close. Free agent. Geezus fucking h. 

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