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Just now, Dbeasy said:

Loved Liz last debate but hate her rudeness this debate

It worked last time because Bloomberg was new and an easy target.  That was last week.  She has to move on.

With all that money, can this asshole buy a joke writer?

LOL @ bloomberg and this audience. 

Moderators need to be able to cut mics.

With all that money, can this asshole buy a joke writer?

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OK whatever that joke delivery was broke me. Holy Christ you guys enjoy

 

Bloomberg:

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Tom Steyer seems like a nice guy with really good intentions and a kind heart. 

totally not presidential material 

6 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Yep, no wonder this shit sucks,

 

2 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Liz seems to be under the impression that anyone gives a shit about anything she says. So shrill.

Law professor....keepers of the world's most captive audiences....

Funny enough, the reason for the life expectancy gap is corn pop

We’ve reached max pander with the reparations discussion. Kinda surprised that the giveaway king Bernie didn’t get there first, since he’s giving us everything else for free!

3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Yes, the audience is full of the 500 billionaires who all live in South Carolina.  

You have to be a billionaire to afford a $1700 ticket apparently 

Say what you want about Bloomberg but he's not afraid to roll out anything, anywhere.  Didn't think I would hear "naked cowboys."

Bloomberg is not good at jokes 

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2 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

We’ve reached max pander with the reparations discussion. Kinda surprised that the giveaway king Bernie didn’t get there first, since he’s giving us everything else for free!

Right-wingers are the least funny humans on earth

1 minute ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

We’ve reached max pander with the reparations discussion. Kinda surprised that the giveaway king Bernie didn’t get there first, since he’s giving us everything else for free!

How many times was "FW:" in the subject line when you got this?

Bloomie hitting donnie

7 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

OK whatever that joke delivery was broke me. Holy Christ you guys enjoy

 

OK, cool. Hook 'em.

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

You have to be a billionaire to afford a $1700 ticket apparently 

Talk about hot takes, Jesus 

Just now, tantric superman said:

Where is the naked cowboy? 

Asking for a friend.

Times Square.  Don't ask how I know that.

Joe wants to research a cure for obesity?

50 Billion on studying obesity?

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

DARPA>>>>>> Some Special Operations thing. 

I hope Darpa makes plaques 

9 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Liz seems to be under the impression that anyone gives a shit about anything she says. So shrill.

Shouldn't you be at the Trump rally?

Researching marijuana is illegal

That life expectancy follow up from Gayle was a gottdamn setup question for Bloomberg. He knew it was coming and had the statistics ready. 

marijuana is destroying brains 

1 minute ago, Bruh Man said:

That life expectancy follow up from Gayle was a gottdamn setup question for Bloomberg. He knew it was coming and had the statistics ready. 

Yeppers 

Just now, elfenix said:

Researching marijuana is illegal

exactly. we can't study it with 'science' until it's decriminalized. 

Did they switch to vaping or was Bloomberg talking about weed?

Seed money for minorities to get into the weed business.  

CBS should never be allowed to moderate another debate. 

2 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

 


Lulz that you think I’m right wing

 

I think you're right wing.  

Just now, Bullneck said:

Seed money for minorities to get into the weed business.  

really can't make this stuff up. 

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Seed money for minorities to get into the weed business.  

Everyone over 50 in Vidor just went to check to make sure their guns are loaded.

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